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Article by vamp_grl_123 posted hace más de un año
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Ok so here is a bunch of misceláneo Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG tu needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope tu liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
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List by Jackimo17 posted hace más de un año
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Why did the girls look at the big horses? (Because they could)
Why didn’t the girls look at the big horses? (Because they couldn’t)
Why did the big caballos look at the girls? (Because they were changing)

How did the old man die? (Old age)

Why did the boy put his towel on the washing line? (It as wet)

Why did the streaker run across the stadium? (Because that’s what streakers do)
Why didn’t the streaker run across the stadium? (He changed his mind)
Why did the stadium run across the streaker? (To get some revenge)

Why did the rock roll down the hill? (It was round)
Why didn’t the rock roll down the hill? (It was flat)
Why did the colina roll down the rock? (It didn’t, that just doent make sense)

Why did the boy clean up his room? (It was messy)
Why didn’t the boy clean up his room? (It was clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy clean up his room? (It was messy, and that is what naughty little boys do)
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List by Jackimo17 posted hace más de un año
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Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a lechuga but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a lechuga but is not a lechuga and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)

Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)

Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
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Article by cheeeese posted hace más de un año
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okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo tu can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to registrarse F.S. tu must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. té is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist, you're just imagening it.
10. these rules are crap

So, yeah those the rules... OBAY DA RULES!!!!
Heres the link to the spot:
link

SO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!!!!

registrarse it... registrarse it... registrarse it... registrarse it... joijoin it... registrarse it... registrarse it... registrarse it... registrarse it...join it...join it... registrarse it... registrarse it... n it...join it...join it... registrarse it... registrarse it...
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Opinion by 789703011 posted hace más de un año
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1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
inicial

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like tu back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes tu happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person tu cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If tu could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this examen

11. If tu MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all día and do nothing but sleep, and eat

12. Ever had a near death experience?
yes my house cought on fuego and i was inside

13. Something tu do a lot?
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Fan fiction by Yama posted hace más de un año
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I stepped out for the very first time, after this there was no going back. I told them I wanted to do this. Now I was regretting it... Big time. I was doing this for me and them it was for my own good. They will probably miss me as much as I'll miss them. Why did I agree to mover away? Far away. Austrailia is so far away from Liverpool. I will miss my friends other than Emily who is coming with me. I wonder if she is feeling the same way as me. Life was so complicated for me.
I looked back to see my father and my mother putting on Valiente faces. I wonder how they felt seeing me go away for two years. I think they felt different, but somehow the same as me as well. Then I seen something darting between them. It was our ruby coloured King Charles Spaniel, Charm, it brought tears behind my eyes. I fought them until they went away. Charm jumped up on me I bent down to pet and cuddle her. She licked my face, that made me giggle, my mum smiled. i picked Charm up, cuddled her and handed her to my mum. My dad hugged me and handed me money. My mum left Charm into the house and she hugged me. She handed me a picture of our family. I smiled thanked them both and lifted my suitcases.
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Article by twilight_23 posted hace más de un año
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One of my teachers gave everyone in my class a "personal yearbook" it just has a bunch of pages that tu can fill our about this school year. Here's one of them:

When I look back on this year, I will always remember...

crazy times at Giant Eagle with Oliva((Team_Edward77)) and Tae-Tae. LMC. Fanpop!!!! My nicknames-Mae-Mae, Megan-Wa, Freckles, and Chelsea. The Twilight Saga. Listening to Taylor rápido, swift songs a million times in one night. Being a vegitarian for Lent. Confirmation. Bubulubus&&German maíz Cookies. Baby Mama-you a queer woman?! 8 days and 24 hours. &&Beauty and the Nerd ((see the spot for Beauty and the Beast for the script)).

*Sorry if tu don't get any of this, it was mainly written for my friends on Fanpop(:

Team_Edward77
Fearlessx3
BoguslyBubbly7
^
look them up, they're ah-mazing(:

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List by TDIlover226 posted hace más de un año
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1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand siguiente to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't tu even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, tu need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with friends then run up and sit between them and go "whats up girl friends! we talking bout some gossip!" and strike a pose.

4# If your on a computer and she asks tu to type in and buscar for her regular perfume say while your typing "ok, so thats shitty fragrance".

5# When shes sitting on the couch, get behind the sofá and act like your talking to someone and go "ok, the monkey is in site, i repete, the monkey is in site". when she turns around go "oh no, shes spotted me, shes ready to throw some shit! OH THE HUMANITY!!!".
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Article by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
inicial SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All tu Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
tenis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's corazón is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck tu out of your car
I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
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Article by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with cerveza and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. mover your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
11. Walk and talk backwards.
12. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
13. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're más than meets the eye."
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Opinion by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage o compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens o stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious businesses.
15. Don't drive when air pollution is bad
16. Teach your children about these ideas
17. Avoid buying rainforest products
18. Take the bus, walk o ride your bike to meetings
19. Buy locally produced foods; avoid buying goods that must be trucked in
20. Support o start local árbol planting programs
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Opinion by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open por themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
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Article by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are tu there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored día for self-destruction.
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Article by BellaCullen96 posted hace más de un año
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101 Ways To Annoy People


1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal por conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

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List by want2watcheroes posted hace más de un año
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I do think that tu probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add más to the lista when I find más sites I think tu should probably avoid. So if anyone sends tu enlaces to the following sites, tu have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad por the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS tu ARE A SICKO I ADVISE tu NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info
omglol.tk
fudgepipe.com
eatingcream.com
fanbangho.com
sweety.biz
sourpatch.org
lemonparty.org
jewsnip.com
tubgirl.com
hai2u.com
fuck.org
motherman.com
mangems.com
youaresogay.com
drewpickles.com
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Opinion by j1edwardcullen7 posted hace más de un año
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1. Go outside, and if tu see someone, take the misceláneo person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic besar scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger asiento of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why perros only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the césped, hierba on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told tu that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!
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Opinion by Andolion posted hace más de un año
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The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
So I have this klutz book called the encyclopedia of immaturity and there are some passages in it that I thought would be good to share on fanpop.

Passage Number 1
A Quick Reference: Homework Excuses -
Sometimes tu just can't seem to remember why it is tu didn't do your homework last night. If that's your problem, here's your answer.

1. I sprained my brain. The doctor says no heavy thinking for a week

2. I have a rare paper allergy

3. Why should I do homework when the universe is winding down and the sun will explode in 50 billion years?

4.Excuse me? I don't speak English. But thank tu for asking. One día I hope to learn your language. In the meantime I'm just faking it.

5. I finished my homework in my head. Why write it down and waste a tree?

6. I have decided to enviar last night's homework to a major broadcastor for a televisión sitcom pilot. In the meantime my agent tells me that I can't mostrar it to anyone else.
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Article by TDIlover226 posted hace más de un año
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Two Characters on the mostrar code lyoko.
Odd Della Robbia and Aelita Schaeffer.

Best buds to the end. It is beleived por many that they should be a couple.Many más have started to believe in the un-united couple,Ever sience episode 73, Replika, for that is the episode when they kissed. though the kiss was only to get Nicholas and Herb away from the factory.Odd and Aelita became better friends after Aelita was finnaly virtualized into the real world pernemintly in episode 28, Uncharted territory. In episode 32, saint Valentimes day, Jeremy acussed Odd of giving her a neckless, Odd never dicho that he didn't, though it was proven that It was XANA.
Even if they could be in a relationship, they would have to find a way to wipe everyone else's memory, because when Aelita was virtualized, since she of corse didn't have a family, Odd and her had to lie and say that She was his cousin. when Odd and the others (Yumi and Ulrich) got vehichels, Aelita didn't get one, so she would usually ride with Yumi, but after a point, she started riding with Odd on his overbourd. There is much, much, much más evidence of the OxA cause. but I can't really remember the names of ALL...
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Article by McDreamyluva posted hace más de un año
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The enamorados of the Heart
In order to form a más perfect kiss enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. kiss on the hand- I adore you
2. kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends
3. kiss on the neck- I want tu
4. kiss on the lips- I amor you
5. kiss on the ears- I am just playing
6. kiss anywhere else- Let’s not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes- kiss me
8. Playing with your hair- I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist- I amor tu too much to let tu go

The Three Steps
1. Girls : If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys : If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guys and Girls : Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one
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Opinion by MrsPattinsonXO posted hace más de un año
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Okay, so I was sitting on the sofá last night watching some rubbish televisión mostrar and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arco iris colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I amor tu soooooo much' and so I was like 'I amor tu more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting tu a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting tu one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutos later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
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Article by Andolion posted hace más de un año
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Oh Boy, the yard - My Favorite
Excerpts from the diary of a dog:
8:00 a.m. Oh boy, dog comida – my favorite.
9:30 a.m. Oh boy, a car ride – my favorite.
9:40 a.m. Oh boy, a walk – my favorite.
10:30 a.m. Oh boy, another car ride – my favorite.
11:30 a.m. Oh boy, más dog comida – my favorite.
12:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids – my favorite.
1:00 p.m. Oh boy, the yard – my favorite.
4:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids again – my favorite.
5:00 p.m. Oh boy, dog comida again – my favorite.
5:30 p.m. Oh boy, Mom – my favorite.
6:00 p.m. Oh boy, playing ball – my favorite.
8:30 p.m. Oh boy, sleeping in my master’s cama – my favorite.

Excerpts from the diary of a cat:
día 283 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I’m forced to eat dry cereal. I’m sustained por the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I derive from ruining a few pieces of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. I attempted to kill my captors this morning por weaving through their walking feet. Nearly succeeded. Must try this strategy at the parte superior, arriba of the...
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Article by SylarNight posted hace más de un año
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[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. tu are warned.]]]


Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs!
Logan: What? No 'e don't!
Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look!
Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is--
Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... tu think 'e 'as a girlfriend?
Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky.
Parker: Lucky o in pain...
Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants?
Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im!
Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im, tu ask 'im!
Parker: Well, why do I 'ave to ask 'im?
Logan: It was your idea!
Parker:....we shouldn't ask anyway. That's private, that is.
Logan: True... tu think 'e's a father?
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List by Euri posted hace más de un año
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Bob!
Here are some things to do with the dummy Bob,

1. Practice karate on Bob
2. Dress Bob up
3. Use Bob as a boat
4. Use Bob to help tu make a fort
5. Use Bob as a tree
6. Use Bob to lighten your stress por punching and kicking him
7. Use Bob as a way to practice how to fall in slow motion
8. Use Bob to take your anger out por punching and kicking him
9. Use Bob to tie things up on
10. Use Bob to apoyo things up on
11. Use Bob as an audience
12. Have a staring contest with Bob
13. Use Bob reenact David and Goliath
14. Destroy Bob! Mwahahahaha!
15. Learn from Bob how to scowl
16. Learn from Bob how not to scowl
17. Dress Bob up to annoy your father when he wants to practice karate
18. Humiliate Bob
19. Tell Bob your secrets, he won't tell
20. Use Bob to hang things on
21. Promote Bob to Head of the Dummies
22. Get mad at Bob when he doesn't make an acceptance speech
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Article by Andolion posted hace más de un año
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artículos on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an articulo about reasons why tu should do pointe
1. tu get to be taller
2. tu can use them in self defense
3. tu can... what tu don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 hora Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good... It doesn't.. hmmm how about "Why tu shouldn't invest in eyepatches"... perfect.
1. tu end up with to many trophies
2. tu end up with to much abstract art
3. The bank robbers always steal them

tu know this isn't working for me... I need a new idea.

a half hora later
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Article by Emoshinell posted hace más de un año
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RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same preguntas
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know tu know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush

I want tu to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want tu to know this
I want tu to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush
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