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‘Hello, this is Jonald Poppland and I’m here to tell tu the status on the war against the residents of Garlarda over the planet Sæmwine. Elves and humans are still fighting together against the Garlardians: the harlings and the danjans are against the Earthlings. There will be más drafting beginning tomorrow morning. Currently, the Earthlings are trying to contact the faerie, but their continent is hard to reach. If they fail to do this, there is a cha—'
    Myrtal switched off the radio. His older brother, Zangrel, jumped to his feet. “I wanted to listen to that!”...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
parte superior, arriba WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on tu say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on tu say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when tu walk por somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when tu are supposed to do work

7)read this lista as your history reportar and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when tu get an f in a test

10) say i llove tu to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
posted by TwilightGirl312
I got this idea from Wanda5.

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the respuestas (song título and artist)

Sorry if some of the singers get extremely repetitive. My iPod doesn't understand what "shuffle" means.

1. Now go stand in the corner and think about what tu did

2. Here I am, once again, feeling lost but now and then

3. You're so hypnotizing, could tu be the Devil

4. Don't know much about your life

5. A baby moonlight hits the spotlight

6. When I saw tu over there,...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the siguiente button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR friends THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF tu GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM tu AND LET tu HAVE YOUR el espacio FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD tu DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF tu SAW A BUNCH OF misceláneo PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO tu WANT TO BE WHEN tu GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO tu THINK WHEN tu SEE THE PERSON tu LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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posted by vikas797
 What to do when your bored, Things to do when your bored, rid of boredom
What to do when your bored, Things to do when your bored, rid of boredom
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Boredom is the worst things in your life. Boredom is the state of mind which made your mind stop running o we can say that "still". Stillness is developed due to lack of activeness and energy. Mind Boredom has absolutely nothing to do, with lack of things to do. It has everything to do with your state of mind.


Once in a while we all really getting bored, at that time we want something to do which make your mind refresh and energetic. There are so many things to do when tu are bored is just that to find the things which entertain yourself and make your mind busy. When tu fell bored...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here tu go! x_x



There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates cristianismo and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, halloween monsters o other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know...
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posted by darina25
here is a descripción dado por lloonny, a lad this time. here is a descripción of his outfit "i would like to wear some jeans for boys of course ,T-shirt
(it can b any color,but i think white color is better)
and some shoes white n blue my hair are short(like for boys u know)& they're black." so this was also an easy work. the jeans r a denim colour and r a bit shady in some places. yeah this t-shirt is not just white, cuz i did not like it that way - it was too simple for this outfit- so i did a blue disgn. the outfit is mainly in a colour of blue. the hair style is normal black and short. so here check it out n i hope u like it
( link )
posted by xalexsakurax
and alex took the cuchillo from his mouth and stabbed him right on the forehead while miki cut his arm off and alex cut open his chest "done damn was i scared"said alex "of wat"anwsered miki "i thought my piss was going to end up all over the ground"said alex seriously "u disgust me!"said miki laughing "i better"replied alex then the wind started to pick up it blewed so hard alex and miki flew up then whooosh!!!gone alex and miki were gone no one knows were they r at............. but i do........wait till siguiente time bye bye for now
posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks tu should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some libros to class and read them instead of paying attention o doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your preguntas to the class.

When the teacher...
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posted by nmdis
U Got Nothin' On Me"


U got nothin' on me
U got nothin' on me
U got nothin' on me

Summer came tu took me por surprise
The California sunshine in my eyes
Driving with the parte superior, arriba down we sang along
To our favorito! songs, nothing could go wrong

[Verse 2:]
Laughing as we gazed under the moon
tu kissed me and it never felt too soon
Hard to believe that anything could tear us apart
That you'd break my heart

[Chorus:]
Now I know who tu are
U got nothing on me, I see
I should've known it from the start
(U got nothing on me)
tu can't tell me lies
Don't even try 'cause
This is goodbye, goodbye

[Verse 3:]
...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 I had too :) it not true anymore but still funny :)
I had too :) it not true anymore but still funny :)
Btw this is not meant to offend twi-diehards and this is actually mine so NO STEALING!!

Rob_P: OK im Robert

KS-Rulez: im Kristen

TL_HOTTIE: and im Taylor

TeamEddie: OMG THERE LIKE TOTALLY HERE OMG I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING WHEN THE CONTEST PAPER dicho CHAT WITH TWILIGHT STARS......... MARRY ME ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WerewolvesCuddle: Taylor ur abs r rok hard!!!!!

VampLuv4eva: bite me Rob rawwrr

JakeGrowl: Eddie fans are crzy Jake obviously wins the hotness contest

BellaFever: Team Bella how can u not pick her??????

Rob_P: no más talk about Twilight guys/gals...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought tu had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see tu get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, tu look like the guy in the picture siguiente to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet tu I can grab that gun before tu finish escritura my ticket.
So, tu on the take, o what?
Aren't tu the guy from the village people?
Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just...
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posted by TheMagicLoki
Hoi! Starting Tuesday, I will be releasing one episode every week of a series named as the picture over there shows.

The item labeled "insert título here" will be replaced with the título of a movie, TV show*, o video game. I will then use an art studio to depict a comic of what would happen if the characters in whichever título weren't so stupid. I already have a plan for the upcoming premiere episode, but I encourage suggestions in the comentarios for future episodes. Also, to prevent the inconvenience of saying that long name every time the series is referred to, I will officially call it tortuga Sandwich.

*TV shows will be divided por season rather than episode o entire series.
posted by Dreamtime
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What’s not to like about walking? It’s free. It’s easy to do, and it’s easy on the joints. And there’s no pregunta that walking is good for you. Walking is an aerobic exercise; a universidad of Tennessee study found that women who walked had less body fat than those who didn’t walk. It also lowers the risk of blood clots, since the becerro acts as a venous pump, contracting and pumping blood from the feet and legs back to the heart, reducing the load on the heart. Walking is good for tu in other ways as well.


1. Walking improves circulation. It also wards off corazón disease,...
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posted by JonasLuver1
1.Whats your full name? – Jessica Drew William
2.How big is your bed? - normal
3.What are tu listening to right now? – See No más – Joe Jonas
4.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? - 7755
5.What was the last thing tu ate? – crunchy gatos (:
6.Last person tu hugged? – My half-Sister <3
7.How is the weather right now? - cool
8.Who was the last person tu talked to on the phone? - My BF
9.What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? - Smile o Eyes
10.Favorite type of Food. - Fast comida :]
11.Do tu want children?- Yea but not now.
12.Do tu drink? – No sir(:
13.Ever...
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posted by fly210
some of tu may be thinking "cheese? why the f*** cheese?" well let me tell tu the power of the yellow white o stinky things we call CHEESE!

for starters it got mice in mice traps. *snap!!* o my bird valley who is dumb enough to eat the cheese and get stuck. *sigh* I'll get tu out vally........ (dumb bird)

then cheese has the power of fart. tu heard me. fart. me and my mom both cut the CHEESE when ever we have CHEESE, milk, coco the lista goes on. I guss that is why they call it CUT THE CHEESE.

Cheese also can get people really mad. tu may say "mad? how can CHEESE make someone mad?" well...
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posted by aitypw
A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, tu must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my friends gave me,
Too late,puppy amor got a grip of my corazón and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
You know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that amor takes,
Cause the...
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posted by 7things
How did tu deal with mean girls?

“I know it’s very cliché, but tu just really have to stay true to yourself. tu can’t change for anybody, because then they’re not really your friends. If tu try to mold yourself to what other people want tu to be, then they don’t really like tu for who tu are. Remember that cool is up for interpretation. If tu like to knit, then find someone else who likes to knit. That’s really cool, and that [person] can be your friend, even if that’s not the most popular person in school.”


How can tu get a boy to notice you?

“Just have confidence and be yourself, so he can see who tu really are. Maybe hang out in a group of friends, so tu get to know him in an easier environment and see if tu really have things in common.”
Postal is an interesting video game franchise. The first game being a janky murder simulator that’s far too edgy for my tastes, and then there’s Postal II, a satiracl sand-box first person game that deals with doing meneal chores while being attacked por protestors and rednecks and terrorists. It was foul, juvenile, crass, violent, disgusting, and insanely fun. Running With Scissors, the developers of Postal, have this self-aware humor that makes Postal II just a fun experience, glitches and all. But then tu get to Postal III, the game nobody wants to talk about. But oddly, this was not...
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It all started when a young man without much money he was dado a nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the día after tu give away the console, an old man opened a garaje sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small cartucho of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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