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posted by seacat243
canto Career






By,
Sydney
I thought this was going to be one of the most exciting events in my entire life but, it was the opposite. All my life I wanted to be a singer. I thought I would never get the opportunity to work out my vocals. But one day, it all happened… “Oooo, what’s this?” I dicho as I looked at a commercial on T.V. The commercial said, “Ever dreamed of becoming a singer? Now’s your chance!!! Go to www.countrycanadasinging.ca. If tu send us an E-mail, We might actually sign tu up to be a singer!!! So, again that’s, www.countrycanadasinging.ca if tu want to sign...
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posted by Wolfdreamer9
1. I wish tu were a door so I could slam tu all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do tu work for UPS? I thought I saw tu checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy tu a drink o do tu just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted cama Thrasher: have tu seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make tu the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and tu can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish you...
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I have a very boring Humanities teacher, and therefore for the purpose of survival I must invent games to get through the monotony. I was thinking of making this a regular feature for every new game I come up with, let me know what tu think.

Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.

Basically All tu need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend

tu draw an 8 por 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. tu then choose whether to be see through circles o shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, tu take it in turns to draw your circulo, círculo in, and try to 'connect 4'.

remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.

Have fun, and tell em if tu want más of my games ;)
*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as tu think we all are.

No matter what tu say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like tu to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call tu beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If tu have cramps
and we ask tu what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mes and
nothing more.

If tu really liked us for us, you...
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1) tu lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) tu have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit por the toilet seat.

6) tu sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th comida group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) tu can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while tu were in the pub.

11) You...
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posted by windwakerguy430
It seems that every few months, tu always hear about that new indie título that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes por Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, tu find your character left on a deserted...
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posted by MJisLove4life
Who dicho car names don't have meanings


FORD

For
Only
Rough
Drivers


HYUNDAI

Hope
You
Understand
Nothing
Drivable
And
Inexpensive

VOLVO 🚖 🚖 🚖 🚖

🚖 Very
🚖 Odd
🚖 Looking
🚖 Vehicular
🚖 Object

PORSCHE 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Proof
🚘 Of
🚘 Rich
🚘 Spoil
🚘 Children
🚘 Having
🚘 Everything

OPEL 🚑 🚑 🚑

🚑 Old
🚑 People
🚑 Enjoying
🚑 Life

TOYOTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

🚨 The
🚨 One
🚨 You
🚨 Only
🚨 Trust
🚨 Always

HONDA 🚔 🚔 🚔 🚔

🚔 Hanged
🚔 Over
🚔 Now
🚔 Driving
🚔 Away

bmw 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Biggest
🚘...
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‘Hello, this is Jonald Poppland and I’m here to tell tu the status on the war against the residents of Garlarda over the planet Sæmwine. Elves and humans are still fighting together against the Garlardians: the harlings and the danjans are against the Earthlings. There will be más drafting beginning tomorrow morning. Currently, the Earthlings are trying to contact the faerie, but their continent is hard to reach. If they fail to do this, there is a cha—'
    Myrtal switched off the radio. His older brother, Zangrel, jumped to his feet. “I wanted to listen to that!”...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
parte superior, arriba WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on tu say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on tu say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when tu walk por somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when tu are supposed to do work

7)read this lista as your history reportar and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when tu get an f in a test

10) say i llove tu to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
posted by TwilightGirl312
I got this idea from Wanda5.

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the respuestas (song título and artist)

Sorry if some of the singers get extremely repetitive. My iPod doesn't understand what "shuffle" means.

1. Now go stand in the corner and think about what tu did

2. Here I am, once again, feeling lost but now and then

3. You're so hypnotizing, could tu be the Devil

4. Don't know much about your life

5. A baby moonlight hits the spotlight

6. When I saw tu over there,...
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posted by Wanda5
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the siguiente button to get your answer

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2.WHAT DO YOUR friends THINK OF YOU?
3.WHAT IF tu GOT SO MAD, THAT EVERYONE STAYED AWAY FROM tu AND LET tu HAVE YOUR el espacio FOR 4 DAYS?
4.WHAT IF THERE WAS A STALKER CHASING YOU?
5. WHAT WOULD tu DO IF YOUR FRIEND BETRAYED YOU?
6.WHAT IF tu SAW A BUNCH OF misceláneo PEOPLE/THINGS?
7.WHAT IF A MALE FRIEND DID EVERY THING AN ADULT CAN DO?
8.WHAT DO tu WANT TO BE WHEN tu GROW UP?
9.WHAT DO tu THINK WHEN tu SEE THE PERSON tu LIKE?
10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do tu like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do tu like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicornios are better.

Cleverbot: unicornios aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE tu SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: tu dicho unicornios aren't real. :( I thought tu were my friend....
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posted by vikas797
 What to do when your bored, Things to do when your bored, rid of boredom
What to do when your bored, Things to do when your bored, rid of boredom
link
link

Boredom is the worst things in your life. Boredom is the state of mind which made your mind stop running o we can say that "still". Stillness is developed due to lack of activeness and energy. Mind Boredom has absolutely nothing to do, with lack of things to do. It has everything to do with your state of mind.


Once in a while we all really getting bored, at that time we want something to do which make your mind refresh and energetic. There are so many things to do when tu are bored is just that to find the things which entertain yourself and make your mind busy. When tu fell bored...
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posted by Bvb_Sws_TH_BMTH
People don't seem to understand what Satanism truly is so here tu go! x_x



There are different sects of Satanism. Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."

Satanism predates cristianismo and all other religions.

Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, halloween monsters o other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."

Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity."

Satanism is not about death.

True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

We know...
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Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the título - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where tu need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn por the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something tu wear on the playa - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number tu have to memorize - 7

Something tu do before going to cama - Sleep

Something tu put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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posted by darina25
here is a descripción dado por lloonny, a lad this time. here is a descripción of his outfit "i would like to wear some jeans for boys of course ,T-shirt
(it can b any color,but i think white color is better)
and some shoes white n blue my hair are short(like for boys u know)& they're black." so this was also an easy work. the jeans r a denim colour and r a bit shady in some places. yeah this t-shirt is not just white, cuz i did not like it that way - it was too simple for this outfit- so i did a blue disgn. the outfit is mainly in a colour of blue. the hair style is normal black and short. so here check it out n i hope u like it
( link )
posted by xalexsakurax
and alex took the cuchillo from his mouth and stabbed him right on the forehead while miki cut his arm off and alex cut open his chest "done damn was i scared"said alex "of wat"anwsered miki "i thought my piss was going to end up all over the ground"said alex seriously "u disgust me!"said miki laughing "i better"replied alex then the wind started to pick up it blewed so hard alex and miki flew up then whooosh!!!gone alex and miki were gone no one knows were they r at............. but i do........wait till siguiente time bye bye for now
posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks tu should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some libros to class and read them instead of paying attention o doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your preguntas to the class.

When the teacher...
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posted by nmdis
U Got Nothin' On Me"


U got nothin' on me
U got nothin' on me
U got nothin' on me

Summer came tu took me por surprise
The California sunshine in my eyes
Driving with the parte superior, arriba down we sang along
To our favorito! songs, nothing could go wrong

[Verse 2:]
Laughing as we gazed under the moon
tu kissed me and it never felt too soon
Hard to believe that anything could tear us apart
That you'd break my heart

[Chorus:]
Now I know who tu are
U got nothing on me, I see
I should've known it from the start
(U got nothing on me)
tu can't tell me lies
Don't even try 'cause
This is goodbye, goodbye

[Verse 3:]
...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 I had too :) it not true anymore but still funny :)
I had too :) it not true anymore but still funny :)
Btw this is not meant to offend twi-diehards and this is actually mine so NO STEALING!!

Rob_P: OK im Robert

KS-Rulez: im Kristen

TL_HOTTIE: and im Taylor

TeamEddie: OMG THERE LIKE TOTALLY HERE OMG I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING WHEN THE CONTEST PAPER dicho CHAT WITH TWILIGHT STARS......... MARRY ME ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WerewolvesCuddle: Taylor ur abs r rok hard!!!!!

VampLuv4eva: bite me Rob rawwrr

JakeGrowl: Eddie fans are crzy Jake obviously wins the hotness contest

BellaFever: Team Bella how can u not pick her??????

Rob_P: no más talk about Twilight guys/gals...
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