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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted hace más de un año
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Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that tu haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pregunta with another question. As soon as one of tu says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but tu didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Opinion by BellaCullen96 posted hace más de un año
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Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a más suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if tu can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did tu hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers tu can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person siguiente to tu to help tu study them (get them wrong).
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Opinion by werewolflover posted hace más de un año
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1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the mesa, tabla laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the mesa, tabla is set for3 clear your throat and say tu forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if tu have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs
8;when tu eat cena stare into el espacio and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
10;out of no where say MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
BTW ALL THIS WAS Y IDEA I MADE IT UP

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Opinion by angelicahardy posted hace más de un año
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It was the begging of October and Madeline was in her bedroom on her laptop researching Emily Angle her bedroom was full of posters of her it was a stormy night but Madeline was enjoying the rain she was not scared lighting she had been grounded of dogging school to go to the mall she looked out of her window with an evil smirk on her face. She tied her skipping ropes together and climbed out of her window and into the poring rain and lighting Madeline was walking absolutely soaking wet she was walking in the middle of a long black deserted road there was no noise just the noise of her footsteps and her hard breathing as she was walking on her face an evil grin her skin whit blusa was sticking to her skin she was walking bare foot through a narrow lane there was broken pieces of alcohol bottles Madeline’s foot was on parte superior, arriba of the broken glass in the far distance she could hear chanting she stopped and swung her head around Madeline’s grin dropped she saw that a houses door was wide open she quickly walked into the house and had a look around she got into the living room there was spray paint every ware she couldn’t make out the words but she noticed on the other muro letters...
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Article by werewolflover posted hace más de un año
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Yeah,this is the first articulo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 año old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If tu met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know tu don't hit when tu don't get what tu want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's más but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what tu think in comentarios please:)
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Opinion by sonicgirl9 posted hace más de un año
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A zorro, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of más than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities dicho Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's guarida, den and found a trove of calzado down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," dicho a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a zorra, vixen estola them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.


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Opinion by teamalice_0 posted hace más de un año
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1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog o cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at tu look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat o dog to bug the other!
(Only if tu want two animals!)

4. When your dog o cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and tu are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so tu can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.
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Opinion by boomy678 posted hace más de un año
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Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum más gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting más till tu reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
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List by BellaSwan636 posted hace más de un año
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I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down barco in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like tu that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator is broken, and she really wants to get a coffee, so she stops at a gas station, and she and the blonde get out. She says to the blonde,"Please check if my indicator's working? Just say 'yes' o 'no' when I come out, okay?" She goes in, gets her coffee, and when she comes out, the blonde is saying,"Yes...no...yes...no..."

-A brunette is doing jumping jacks at an intersection, saying,"Fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six, fifty-six..." continuosly, and then a blonde walks up to her, and asks her why she's doing that. The brunette...
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Guide by The-Stig posted hace más de un año
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I have a very boring Humanities teacher, and therefore for the purpose of survival I must invent games to get through the monotony. I was thinking of making this a regular feature for every new game I come up with, let me know what tu think.

Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.

Basically All tu need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend

tu draw an 8 por 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. tu then choose whether to be see through circles o shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, tu take it in turns to draw your circulo, círculo in, and try to 'connect 4'.

remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.

Have fun, and tell em if tu want más of my games ;)
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List by BellaSwan636 posted hace más de un año
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the flor girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure tu disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call tu repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure tu set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid mover por getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
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Fan fiction by seacat243 posted hace más de un año
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canto Career






By,
Sydney
I thought this was going to be one of the most exciting events in my entire life but, it was the opposite. All my life I wanted to be a singer. I thought I would never get the opportunity to work out my vocals. But one day, it all happened… “Oooo, what’s this?” I dicho as I looked at a commercial on T.V. The commercial said, “Ever dreamed of becoming a singer? Now’s your chance!!! Go to www.countrycanadasinging.ca. If tu send us an E-mail, We might actually sign tu up to be a singer!!! So, again that’s, www.countrycanadasinging.ca if tu want to sign up!!!!!” “I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A SINGER!!!!” I gasped. My mother gasped as well, then she said, “Now’s your chance!!!!! Go on!!!!!” "Yeah go!!!" My Bro said. I never thought he could be so supportive. Maybe this was a dream. Then I dicho to myself, Oh whatever!! I'm going to be a singer!!! I then went to the computer room as fast as my legs could carry me. I went to my E-mail and wrote them a letter saying that I wanted to become a singer. When the commercial was shooting, it showed their E-mail on the screen....
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List by BellaSwan636 posted hace más de un año
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When tu get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when tu reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a espátula, espátula de and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermercado and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."

6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
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Article by Little_Cullen posted hace más de un año
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O.K, so the other día we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, tu know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once más at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure por now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
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List by thatguywashot posted hace más de un año
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1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray perros in capa closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet música with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person siguiente to it: "Is this asiento SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant playa ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minutos before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him a dollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would tu rather be stoned o crucified?"

10.Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.

11.Start a wave.

12.Do cool things with the lighting.

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Article by Cullen_Marissa9 posted hace más de un año
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Heyy this is marissa I just want to get out of school all ready it seems like its just draging on and taking forever. I cant take it anymore. The only good thing about scool is that is takes up your time and your not totally bored out of your mind. Im soooooooooooooo excuted for summer Im going to make so much money and my brother works at the cine so I get free movie so Its pretty chill and I can take whoever i want and if your suck up that might not work very well tu have to one of my best friends like jordan of my friend kimmy I havent seen her in foreves so enough about me I want to know a little about tu people haha just post it o what evers I hate thoughs words this girl I know says it all the time.haha ttygl


lolz like hi!
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Article by Jackimo17 posted hace más de un año
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As tu may know, when u make confimation u get an xtra name between ur 2nd and last wuns.

But sumtimes tu dont.

And I didnt.

And I want wun!

And my mum dicho th@ i cood hav wun.

And I dont know what 2 pick, but......

It has 2 b male

It has 2 b after a saint.

I like Ben, but what do tu think.

The deadline is the 31st (May 2oo9), altho comentario fast cus there mite be sum time diffrence!

And after th@, if I cant pick, I will put it in a pick.

And I dont reely want n old fasiond wun eva, but that is not too important!
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Fan fiction by Yama posted hace más de un año
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I went into my room after being lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a ducha, ducha de to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the ducha, ducha de feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew cena was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for cena too. She was wearing a beautiful verde azulado, trullo, teal blue dress, it was tight at the parte superior, arriba and torso and was loose at the bottom half, her dress ended at knee lenghth. It complmented her figure beautifully. I was in a nice electric blue evening vestido with a few black stripes here and there. I glanced at the clock. Emily smiled, "Are tu ready to go down?". I beamed and nodded. So she and I marched down four flights of stairs. The dining room was massive and beautiful. I was stunned that it wasn't done up red and gold, it was ice blue,white and black. Many people were already here, eating. We were shown to a asiento and...
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Opinion by ihavOTD posted hace más de un año
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I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that tu can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can fecha Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do tu realize how crazy and gross a lot of fans are???? Here is a gross articulo about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached por “Gross”, “Bleeding” Fans
May 17, 2009 · 208 Comments

in Robert Pattinson

New Moon estrella Robert Pattinson revealed that he had quite a disturbing experience with some fans that took his fictional character a bit too far–

“One time there were these four girls - in Chicago I think - and they had all scratched their necks until they bled, and then when they came up to me they had these bleeding scabs. It was gross.”
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Fan fiction by slimd13 posted hace más de un año
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This is a story about a young man who is 17 years of age,dark skinned with black hair and brown eyes, and went to a school called calle Moon High, were he met a young lady por the name Jessica Rutherson, she was very faired skinned womanwith brown eyes. Justin and Jessica started dating at the end of the eleventh grade. When they were in twelth grade Justin took Jessica everywhere she wanted to go. When they graduated, Justin took jessica on a five día vacation, away from the town. Own the third day, he popped the question. She answered with a simmple "Yes". When the vacation was over, Jessica hopped on her horse and rode through town to spred the newsand find a preacher to wed them.
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Article by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
tu may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.


1. There are at least two people in this world
that tu would die for.


2.. At least 15 people in this world
amor tu in some way.


3. The only reason anyone would ever hate tu
is because they want to
be just like you.


4. A smile from tu can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.


5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about tu
before they go to sleep.


6. tu mean the world to someone.


7. tu are special and unique.


8. Someone that tu don't even know exists loves you.


9. When tu make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.


10. When tu think the world
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Opinion by Little_Cullen posted hace más de un año
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So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones tu don't enjoy but tu don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just soñar despierto (about a bunch of grapes, with each uva having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if tu must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one uva had just dicho to another "What did the uva do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) por the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if tu want to surprise a mouse".

I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the...
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Article by Euri posted hace más de un año
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~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE articulo to you!

Scientist One: THE articulo unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

Scientist Two: What do tu mean THE articulo has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their actualización waiting for something new to happen, THE articulo gives those people something to do!

Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE articulo can do! It can help the world! It can... It can...

Scientist One: Now see here, it can do NOTHING! I mean just look at that poor person lectura this, nothing else to do in life!

Scientist Three: I object to that statement!

Scientist Two: As do I, THE articulo is helping Fanpop!
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Article by xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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Cheese
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List by Mallory101 posted hace más de un año
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time tu lick a stamp.

-It takes más calories to eat a piece of apio than the apio provides tu with.

-Many people think eating pescado makes tu más intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No word rhymes with month, purple, naranja o silver.

-The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

-Hummingbirds are the only animales that can fly backwards.

-Red does not make bulls angry, bulls are colour blind.

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