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posted by misscrazel
I amor music, so I wrote this to share some songs I wrote. Tell me what tu think (the truth)

I'm working towards my dreams to become a singer right now. Here are some songs:

Your one last wish,
Remains unsaid,
You’ll cry into the night,
On your death bed,
How will they remember you,
When you’re gone?
Six feet,
You lay,
In a coffin filled with silk,
Wilted flores strewn about,
How will they remember you,
When you’re not around?
They throw dirt,
Over your grave,
Your unseeing eyes,
Wide open,
All of your,
Hearts desires are gone,
Your mind no longer corrupted,
How will they remember you,...
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posted by misscrazel
I had this dream and it was like smiegel (from LOTR) and the queen of hearts. Then there was Harry Potter randomly following me. And in my dream the queen of hearts hated smiegel so I was sad. D: and then my friends were there and arco iris Dash was there and it was so weird. So then Legolas (he's from LOTR to) walked por with some misceláneo person. And then there were ten Harry Potters and they all turned evil and chased me. So I ran away and put the queen of hearts and all the Harry Potters in a barco and they went away. And then I woke up and I was like what the heck was that.
posted by Directioner470
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by EastendersRox
These are not super scientific facts, these are just some misceláneo things that occurred to me tu my disagree.

1. Ugly Betty isn't ugly.

2. Severs Snapes voice is super amazing.

3. I'm always hungry.

4. Nobody knows exactly what Nicki Manaj's real name is.

5. Irish people don't know what conservar en vinagre, salmuera is...

6. Everyone has a tv

7. cachorritos in converse are cute.

8.NOBODY can do a French Platt.

9. I like taco's.

10. In amor with belle's Aussie acsent, in once upon a time.

11. I want a cupcake....

12. Everyone knows Harry Potter.

13. Everyone either drinks té o coffee

14. It's my dream to drink coffee in central perk....
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posted by ShiningsTar542
This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what tu are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. limón Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple jugo, jugo de

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add limón Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water o ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated leche in the largest mezclador bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in mezclador until stiff peaks form.

Now tu are half way there.

siguiente add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

posted by TotalDramaFan60
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but tu pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of tu is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
1. We say things that aren't true to impress you

2. When we find out what tu like a guy to be like, we'll act like it when we're around you, always

3. We research periods and moodswings to know más about it

4. We're just as shy as tu are about relationships

5. We sometimes suck our stomachs in so we look skinnier

6. We always ducha, ducha de before a date

7. We wear different clothes different days to see what tu like best

8. We gel our hair way too much

9. Most of us try to lean o look cool when you're around, and we pretend we can't see you

10. When you're gone, we binge out on chocolate bars and soda...
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We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" estrella Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old mtv reality estrella had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
 Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
Artist's illustration of the Jersey Devil, based on eyewitness reports.
The Jersey Devil is dicho to be a made-up creature, por scientists and sketics everywhere. And it is just made up...isn't it?
Perhaps not. Most reports, unlike many that turned out be fake, follow the same lines: claiming the Devil is a kangaroo-like creature with cloven hooves, bat wings, the head of a goat, and a forked tail. It is dicho to be fast, and it's attack call sounds like that of a tortured horse; bloodcurdling and horrible.
There are many sightings involving this mysterious cryptid. One example is the sighting claim of Joseph Bonaparte, who claimed to have seen the Jersey Devil while...
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 año sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would...
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posted by darktheheghog
one día three girls were walking around the segundo hand comprar the girl with the black hair was name Tina the girl with the very dark brown hair name was Jenni and the girl with the red hair was name Peter they are the bestest friends they always help each other out and they would always have each others back then Tina went to one part of the aisle in the segundo hand comprar and saw a cute looking Teddy oso, oso de she picked the Teddy oso, oso de up from the self and ran over to Peter and Jenni "hey girls look at what i found" Tina dicho as she held up the teddy oso, oso de "awwww Tina it looks so cute" Jenni dicho while...
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most...
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1. tu look up pictures of the person all the time.

2. tu can't stop thinking of the person.

3. tu dream about marrying the person.

4. tu drool everytime tu watch them sing.

5. tu have a giggle fit everytime they take their camisa, camiseta off.

6. tu have a million pictures of the person.

7. tu want to meet the person más then anything.

8. tu know their songs por heart.

9. tu dream of besar them.

10. tu want to kill anybody who makes fun of that person.

11. tu watch videos with that person in it all the time.

12. tu have them as your icon.

13. tu would die for them.
User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are tu a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do tu work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do tu know jesús por any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do tu know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No tu were ranting about how awesome tu were. I asked if tu had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are tu retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot plátano milkshake.
Read these are funnay...

1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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posted by jedigal1990
okay i know alot of people will get mad at me for this but oh well i've seen enough and i know there are somepeople who honestly don't know this but there are certain places for certain types of content.
My main pet peeve is the pregunta section so many people post things like post a pic and i will apoyo tu o whats your favorito! color o what are tu listening to right now and so on these are not preguntas these belong as either a foros topic o fanpick
a pregunta is an pregunta that has respuestas that are not opinions and tu don't know the answer to
the pregunta section was designed for fanpopers...
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posted by Quirnechia
más people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If tu sneeze too hard, tu can fracture a rib. If tu try to suppress a sneeze, tu can rupture a blood vessel in your head o neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are más likely to be struck por lightning than to be eaten por a shark.
You are más likely to be infected by...
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posted by chattycandy
1.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist to others that tu "like it that way."

2.Sing the batman theme incessantly.

3.Drum on every available surface.

4.Staple papers in the middle of the page.

5.Ask 800 operators for dates.

6.Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go."

7.Set alarms for misceláneo times.

8.Learn Morse code and have conversations with your friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeeep Beep, Beep Beeeeep Beep...."

9.Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Uncle Bob's stereo with the volume properly adjusted.

10.Honk and wave to strangers.

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January 01 - 09 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion

February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther

March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat

April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle

May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~ Lion

June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat

July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat

August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25...
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posted by randomgirl3000
John adams (1735-1826) "Thomas Jefferson--still survives..." (4 July 1826. Jefferson died earlier on the same day.)
John Quincy Adams(1767-1848) "This is the last of earth! I am content."
Joseph Addison (1672-1719) "See in what peace a Christian can die."
Joseph Akiba ben(c.40-c.135) "The paper burns, but the words fly free." (at the stake, when the Torah...
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