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posted by smosher1
panic at the disco: lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off lyrics

is it still me who makes tu sweat? Am I who tu think about in bed? When the lights are dim, and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress. Think of what tu did, and i hope to God he was worth it. When the lights are dim, and your corazón is racing as your fingers touch is skin. I've got más wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck. Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie tu had me. Girl I was it, look past the sweat, better love, in deserving of. Exchanging body heat, in...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
I'm making a new graphic novel/manga series (still untitled). It's about a large group of agents from the future, trying to defeat an evil force called I.E.S.A. The agency, with no specific name, is trying to stop I.E.S.A from grabbing the earth's energy and using it to power the maciene they made, which will destroy the earth. The series focuses on 6 of their members, the frutas Racers. They find a human girl, Katsumi, and figure out that she is the closest thing related to the leader of the agency, who could not find any family members. The frutas Racers are training Katsumi to become more...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Well, here we are. From one extremely short título to yet another extremely short title, we find ourselves with a game that is actually ten minutos shorter than 198X, and wouldn’t tu know it, I enjoy it far más than that other game? Now why is that? Could it be that, despite the smaller budget and less resources, it could create a vastly más interesting story and world? The answer is yes. So let’s talk about Planet RIX-13



The game starts with a nameless, faceless astronaut as he crash lands on a strange planet. Apparently, there were people on the planet, but they are all gone now....
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posted by dodo4
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The más he gives to others, the más he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer o más flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a fuente of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever tu ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Found this on the net. If it's been publicado here before (Because I'm not sure if it has) let me know and I'll remove it...


1. Go to order a large popcorn(like the biggest one they have). When they give it to you, look at it, then throw it on the floor angrily and start crying for no reason.

2. Wait until there's a funny part in the movie. When the laughter starts to die down, scream at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs.

3. Before the movie starts, sit near the front. Start moaning loudly and dancing wildly.

4. At the end of the movie, when the credits are rolling, stand up quickly and try to convince everyone...
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posted by BellaCullen96
101 Ways To Annoy People


1. Sing the batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If tu have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours por hooking a videocámara to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each...
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posted by moodystuff449
I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, tu can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one más service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving gatos for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time por blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.

I amor cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your maletín o handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the muro without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call tu Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuego at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied por the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force por which masculine will power is defeated por feminine water-power!...
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NOT por ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can eat all you...
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1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that tu didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the comida comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.


4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


5. Pay for a large order in pennies.


6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time tu pass the window. For added fun,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


A ship was seen flying into Geonosis. Once it landed, a man on a speeder bike drove out.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A estrella Wars fan Fiction

The Bounty Hunter

Starring

Sean Bodine as Logan
Amanda Licciardi as Meghan
Joshua Nilsen as Major Delgado
Craig Sheffer as Jeremy Perrash
Rob Paulsen as Alain Melvoin
Bruce Penhall as Serran Konhella
Larry Storch as Cignal Kine
Tabby Rutowski as Ess R' Tee

Logan: *Riding the speeder bike up a hill, making a big trail of dust*

Based off of the 1969 film, Two Mules...
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FRIENDS: Will comfort tu when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
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FRIENDS: Will be there for tu when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
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FRIENDS: Helps tu up when tu fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
_______________________________________________________________

FRIENDS: Helps tu find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings...
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posted by milorox18
Do tu remember the 90s??


Just because tu were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like tu could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if tu remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles


You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"


You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."


You remember -Step por Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full...
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IMPORTANT: some fanpopers may find this disturbing...so if u find it so plzz comentario if i get más than 10 negative comentarios ill borrar it!!
thnxx........bot rofl its funny






We aren’t mind readers!
We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
When tu sleep over never boss me around in cama unless it is during sex.
Smoking is the biggest turn off.
It never hurts to work out.
If tu don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
“Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
If tu want sex, just ask. (In case tu didn’t already...
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1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as tu are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let tu see us cry, unless we want tu to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if tu are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for tu (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if tu don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Hippo leche is pink
Ice cream is Chinese food
Daizi Zheng, a Chinese designer, made a Coca-Cola powered cell phone
George W. arbusto, bush was once a cheerleader
Smelling bananas can help tu lose weight
An insurance program in Britain provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts
There's a town in Pennsylvania called Intercourse
The yoyo was invented in the Philippines to use as a weapon
Typewriter is the longest word that can be typed using keys from only one row on a QWERTY keyboard
The Dvorak keyboard is más efficient than the QWERTY keyboard
Email has been around longer than the World Wide...
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Well, another part finished and another In-Indie Extra where we rank the games, talk about the indie news world and find out what’s coming up in indie titles. I’d say that this año was definitely filled with a lot of great games, a couple of decent titles and We Happy Few. So let’s get on with the ranking and see which games were the best and which were We Happy Few

The Least Good

10: We Happy Few

Did I mention I don’t like this game? Now this was not without trying. For about a week, I forced myself to play the game. I would play for two hours, experience an annoying mission or, more...
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posted by humpherywolf34
The Teenage Boy
Chapter 1
Brett

There is a kid, a male, age of 15, in the 9th grade. He has brown hair that stops at the nape of his neck. He has bangs that cover his right eye, he likes to keep his hair behind his ears, he has dark blue eyes. He never sweeps it away from his right eye, never. He is in his bed, a king size cama with covers with a unique design, of the colores red, blue, and green, which are his favorito! colors. He likes listening to various music, he has albums of The Wanted, Five Finger Death Punch, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Lorde, One Republic and Hollywood Undead.

He...
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