If tu could travel adelante, hacia adelante in time, o backward in time, which would tu choose?

Time travel exists.

Me:

Backward...need to erase my regrets

I would go adelante, hacia adelante to a time where there is enough fuel o parts o somethin' and then use it to travel back in time to the stone ages to gift my newly acquired stone age henchmen toilet paper and mac n cheese laced with laxative so they'd learn how to use the toilet paper and further evolve into a species of beings capable of using buttpaper as a slingshot to fuego fecal matter at super sonic speeds. Then I would travel further back with my fuel tank on F to see if I can find god so I can be like, "God, what the fuck man?!"

Then I'd go further into time to where the past me stopped to get extra fuel. I would explain to past me that i require his fuel for research purposes. We would agree on the ultimate task that would save the future. Reviving Harambe.

Me and my past self would then go back to the point in time where Harambe was but an infant, still new to this world. We'd get his parents arrested for plátano pan de molde, pan theft only to shotgun them with a plátano pan de molde, pan shotgun when no one is paying attention because gorillas become aggressive about their young.

We would then take the baby Harambe to audition for a nintendo Super Mario Game and get a job throwing barrels for the rest of his life until the game was no more.

And then we'd go to the far future, go to space, and make a solar powered emparedado, sándwich de maker who's solar fuente is powered por the stench of a thousand frostbit Russian toes that were experimented on during a nuclear winter.

Go back in time and shoot the man who invented it so that no one could have it. I''m ruining it for everyone

In the año 2525 for a start, then I'll go even further into the future, right into that big unknown. This is how the future might look like, folks.

Go back in time to stop me from giving my phone number to that one person I shouldn't have. God, do I regret that. Never again.

Backwards. We're in for a bad future and tbh I don't really want to see it. Like everything is getting objectively and progressively worse.

The past (even the 90's and early 2000's) is much better.

I wanna go back. As Zanny said, the future is getting kinda grim, tbh.

I miss the 2000s sometimes.

Backwards so that I can conceive my mom and be my own dad