Another conversation with dumb Kowalski
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get tu smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minutos later…
Private: No, I dicho watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I dicho WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A sandía is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained por smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minutos later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I dicho stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did tu do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I dicho break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get tu smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minutos later…
Private: No, I dicho watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I dicho WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A sandía is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained por smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minutos later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I dicho stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did tu do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I dicho break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Kowalski means- the worker in metal, a smith(polish) [KOWAL, KOWALIK, KOWALEWSKI, KOWALAK, KOWALKA, KOWALKOWSKI, KOWALCZYK, KOWALSKY, KOWELSKI, KOWELSKY KOWAL, KOWALEWSKY, KOWALKOWSKI, KOWALKOWSKY]
Skipper means- shipmaster\captain(english)
Rico means- Strong ruler\glory(spanish)
Private means-A common soldier\Belonging to an individual person (american,english?)
Marlene means- bitter(german)
Julian means- youthful, young at heart(greek)
Maurice means- moor, dark skinned (moor=fasten, secure)(french)
Mort means- dead\a stagnant lake(french)
Hans means- Gift from God. God has been gracious(german,dutch)
Max means- greatest(latin american)
Doris means- sea(greek)
Nigel means- ahead\champion(american\gaelic)
Alice means- truth, noble(greek)
Clemson means- merciful, mild (medieval english)
Skipper means- shipmaster\captain(english)
Rico means- Strong ruler\glory(spanish)
Private means-A common soldier\Belonging to an individual person (american,english?)
Marlene means- bitter(german)
Julian means- youthful, young at heart(greek)
Maurice means- moor, dark skinned (moor=fasten, secure)(french)
Mort means- dead\a stagnant lake(french)
Hans means- Gift from God. God has been gracious(german,dutch)
Max means- greatest(latin american)
Doris means- sea(greek)
Nigel means- ahead\champion(american\gaelic)
Alice means- truth, noble(greek)
Clemson means- merciful, mild (medieval english)
Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: más PAROLE!
3.) If tu think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: amor ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T tu amor ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)
1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.
Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
2.) Don't get too serious too fast!
Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: más PAROLE!
3.) If tu think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.
Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: amor ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0
4.)Don't be overprotectiive.
Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!
5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.
Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T tu amor ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?
(there will be five tips per article. ^^)