Another conversation with dumb Kowalski
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get tu smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minutos later…
Private: No, I dicho watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I dicho WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A sandía is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained por smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minutos later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I dicho stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did tu do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I dicho break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get tu smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minutos later…
Private: No, I dicho watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I dicho WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A sandía is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained por smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minutos later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I dicho stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did tu do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I dicho break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.