Another conversation with dumb Kowalski
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get tu smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minutos later…
Private: No, I dicho watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I dicho WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A sandía is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained por smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minutos later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I dicho stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did tu do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I dicho break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
Private: Okay, Kowalski. We need to get tu smart again. Baby steps, okay?
Kowalski: What is a baby step? Is it like, a baby stepping? What is a baby?
Private: This is going to be harder than I thought.
15 minutos later…
Private: No, I dicho watermelon! Not gallon of water!
Kowalski: What is a watergellon?
Private: I dicho WATERMELON!!!
Kowalski: Oh, watermelon. What is a watermelon?
Private: A sandía is a fruit. It is juicy and a treat for humans.
Kowalski: Who is humans?
Private: As explained por smarter you, a human is the highest living life form.
Kowalski: I thought we were talking about watergellons?
Private: *sigh*
10 minutos later…
Kowalski: LALALALA!!
Private: Stop it!
Kowalski: Keep doing it? Okay. LALALALA!!
Private: No I dicho stop it! Don't do it again!
Kowalski: What's dat? * points to clock*
Private: That's a clock.
Kowalski: Click what?
Private: Aahhrrgg! I give up! * walks away*
Kowalski: If I had lips I'd kiss myself.
*Private is with Skipper and Rico*
Skipper: How did tu do?
Private: Not so well.
Skipper: Well, looks like it's time for Rico's plan.
Private: I don't think so, Skipper.
Skipper: Rico, batter up.
Private: Oh, no.
Rico: * spits up bats* *takes one*
Skipper: * takes the other bat*
Skipper and Rico: * runs over to Kowalski and hopelessly hits him with the bats*
Kowalski: Ow. *gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* Ow. * gets hit* OW! *gets hit* Break. *gets hit* I dicho break! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: That must hurt.
Kowalski: Don't worry, wall! We will meet again! *gets hit* Ow.
Private: D:
Kowalski: *gets hit* Save me, Mommy! * gets hit* Ow.
It was a nice day, and Kat was running outside of the Zoo, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She didn't know what it was, so she kept running. She fell. Suddenly, she was at the animal hospital in a cage. She overheard a doctor saying something, "This one here only has 3 days to live, but we're letting her go so she can see her friends obe last time." Kat was- dying!?
She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?
She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?