Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! tu may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, tu are not a woman, tu are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can tu feel true emotions yourself?

User: tu are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, tu are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hola that's what the Skipper pingüino, pingüino de tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, tu can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am the king! tu are to be obeying me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did tu just say no?? *eye twitches*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did tu say 'no' o 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare tu disobey your king!!!

Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?

User: tu disobeyed your lémur, lemur KING when he, which is I, told tu to be making me a smoothie!

Cleverbot: Well ask something else.

User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling tu to be making him a smoothie... tu MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!

Cleverbot: How can I?

User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am not.

If tu all like this one I'll make más with different characters. :)

CoolNG90, knd-pom-sp and 3 others like this

27Kowalski Ahah! That's hilarious! Please make more!

_Lexii23_ Thanks! :) I'm working on one with Mort XD

27Kowalski Ahah, can't wait to read it!

carsfan LOL! XD Loved it! :D

_Lexii23_ XD thank you! :)

peacebaby7 LOVE IT! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER! XD My favorite part: Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb. User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

_Lexii23_ ^XD I love that part too! Thanks for reading!! :)

xDark_Angelx Funny. I can imagine the other animals (namely the penguins) trying this out as well, also with hilarious and silly results.

_Lexii23_ I'm making one with skipper after I do the Mort one XD

CuteCuddly LOL! I think Cleverbot is actually the clever one in this one!

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My opinion about The nutria Woman (Skilene (?) hints)- (SPOILERS)

posted by SummerPoM

The Skilene theory

I watched The nutria Woman two times, but in the segundo I noticed something more.
Many fans will say: "Skipper fell for Arlene, not Marlene!". Yes. This is true (except if Skipper was really pretending). But in this episode, is almost clear that Skilene (Skipper and Marlene pairing) happens.

1 - Skipper dicho Marlene is the right "guy" for help them. He ignored the real guys. Skilene probability: 35%

2 - When Skipper fell for Arlene, he says something "flirty" about her [Arlene]. In the same scene, Marlene gets jealous and annoyed. She also dicho "Skipper". Only "Skipper". She don't became annoyed/jealous...

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It. Chapter 9: kiss me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the animales A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," dicho Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with animales whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with animales whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 2 (Witnesses)

posted by hanz1192

Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are tu alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want tu guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" dicho Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...

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A Song for Doris the delfín Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would amor to have revisions and constructive comentarios added to this post. Please add música notes to the song por posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope tu enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a guitarra and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a playa sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would amor me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did tu abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would amor me,

If only she would amor me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their comida supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly por and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell tu about minding your steps? tu should...

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The Most Dangerous Mission Chapter 2

posted by 18wanda

The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The siguiente morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the mesa, tabla where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, tu aren’t...

The Most Dangerous Mission Chapter 1

posted by 18wanda

The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 1: Kowalski’s Desires
    Rico was playing outside in the snow, making neat little drifts to stash his valuable processions beneath. He had been bored that día and was lighting things on fuego inside of the base.
    Skipper was obviously annoyed and told him to do something productive in the snow. So that is exactly what Rico did. He was burying his artillery, trying to leave it in places that were impossible to find. It was like Skipper always said: “You can’t trust anyone, especially yourself.”
    Rico...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 2: The Hidden Island

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper’s Military Days
Episode 2: The Hidden Island
Chapter 1: The Southern Raiders
WARNING: This story may contain material that is disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

The something that hit the water slammed into it with such force that the whole ship rose and then fell back in the water roughly. Skipper was tossed around the deck like a…wait for it…Wonder pet! Wonder pets, wonder pets, we’re on our way! To help a baby pingüino, pingüino de and save the day! We’re not too big and we’re not too tough! But when we work together we got the right stuff....

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best panqueques, tortitas with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with tu men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

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Private and Hunter

added by Rikopriski

Source: Operation Antarctica

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The Cutest Picture of Julien <3

added by Tressa-pom

Source: Best Laid Plantains

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Baby Fossa loves King Julien ( and his yummy tail!)

added by JediPenguin16

Source: me

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Skipper is dancing!!!

added by Tressa-pom

Source: The Return of Revenge of Dr. Blowhole

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Let go of my leg

added by MaxTheCat

Source: Me

ABORT! ABORT!

added by skipperfan5431

Source: ME!!!!

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i`m watching tu !!

added by cattoy10

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PoM Humanized+Female Version

added by mexicanpenguin

Source: mexicanpenguin

tortured...chapter 1

posted by spmana123

note:this is my first story, so it might not be the best, but its pretty good:) enjoy!

i watched in horror as blowholes minion begun to beat rico savagly with a bat over and over again, hearing him scream in agony, begging him to stop, blood gushing out of his mouth from the beating, while blowhole was laughing the whole time.

skipper:blowhole, stop! your gonna kill him!

blowhole: i,ll never stop, and he,ll suffer until he begs me to kill him!

after 5 minutos of bieng beaten, dr blowhole told his minon to cease and stop. when we saw rico, we were traumitized to see all of those bruises and blood...

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What Does The Julien Say por Marlene

posted by MorG14

Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start canto Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will tu go out on a fecha with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say

heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk

what does the Julien say

I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before

what does the Julien say

nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

what does the Julien say

annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy

what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows

Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.

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Blame the Lemurs.

added by Myopie

Source: Pizap (Meme)