Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

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King Julien's conversation with Cleverbot

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! tu may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, tu are not a woman, tu are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can tu feel true emotions yourself?

User: tu are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, tu are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hola that's what the Skipper pingüino, pingüino de tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, tu can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am the king! tu are to be obeying me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did tu just say no?? *eye twitches*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did tu say 'no' o 'yes'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How dare tu disobey your king!!!

Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?

User: tu disobeyed your lémur, lemur KING when he, which is I, told tu to be making me a smoothie!

Cleverbot: Well ask something else.

User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling tu to be making him a smoothie... tu MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!

Cleverbot: How can I?

User: AHGHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Am not.

If tu all like this one I'll make más with different characters. :)

CoolNG90, knd-pom-sp and 3 others like this

27Kowalski Ahah! That's hilarious! Please make more!

_Lexii23_ Thanks! :) I'm working on one with Mort XD

27Kowalski Ahah, can't wait to read it!

carsfan LOL! XD Loved it! :D

_Lexii23_ XD thank you! :)

peacebaby7 LOVE IT! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER! XD My favorite part: Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb. User: Hey that's what the Skipper penguin tells me!

_Lexii23_ ^XD I love that part too! Thanks for reading!! :)

xDark_Angelx Funny. I can imagine the other animals (namely the penguins) trying this out as well, also with hilarious and silly results.

_Lexii23_ I'm making one with skipper after I do the Mort one XD

CuteCuddly LOL! I think Cleverbot is actually the clever one in this one!

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 1

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball dicho as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are tu sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that tu did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

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Walking Lonesome

posted by werockz

It's been 2 days ever since Private died and Skipper cannot stop crying. Why did Private die for the world? Skipper thought. The sun would never shine again and Skipper went to Private's bunk. Ever since Private died, everyone went to their separate ways. Kowalski married Doris, Rico married Private's third best friend Nikki and Marlene moved back to California. Skipper only remained the same. He cried as he thought of it. Skipper took Private's lunacorn and hugged it. Suddenly, there was bottle that laid under Private's bed. Skipper opened it and found a note. Private wrote this before he...

The Chosen one (POM Version) Chapter 2-Party Part 1:Invited

posted by werockz

Private was stranded in Hawaii. A coconut fell from the árbol and landed on Private's head. "Ow..."he whispered softly. He realized that he was hungry but an old man with nothing to eat almost fainted near the sunlight. Private just gave the coconut to him. The man ran to his shack excitedly. Private saw annother coconut. He opened it and drank it. He sighed when he remembered about the incident. He just sighed. "I just wish Skipper was here."he said.

Skipper walked alone thinking of options on how to get his Private back. Kowalski got a pad and drew suggestions but he tears the paper and threw...

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A poem for The Penguins of Madagascar

posted by peacebaby7

OK, so I'm really bored, so I decided to just do something random. So I started rhyming. My poem is probably lame, I know. Whattaya gonna do? Well, here goes...

PoM is so rockin' & cool
It makes me laugh so hard I look like a fool
I think about it all the time
To not like the mostrar would be a crime

I think about it while I'm sleeping
I think about it while I'm awake
When a new mostrar doesn't come on I start weeping
How long do I have to wait?

Skipper, the leader, is really hard core
But he still has a soft spot
To him there's so much more
When he's in cognito he's never caught

Kowalski is the genius of...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 1 The Birth of A Legend

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view:
I am surronded por pearly walls and a gruff, harsh voice comes from outside the solid barrier, followed por an angelic, softspoken voice that I would never forget o regret hearing. So anxious to break out, I squirm and push más than I had ever done so before.
My flipper punches out a large portion of the atmosphere of my world. I keep struggling to obey that instinctive urge to escape. Soon my warm and cozy cacoon is filled with the flowing rush of frigid air ..... oxygen. With my head, I but the parte superior, arriba of my orb and I peep my head out.
The heavenly voice calls out to me....

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an hora after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the árbol to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P por Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 5

posted by SkippX101

"Ok so we know where they are... And how we are going to get in...But how do i cut off these ropes? You'r going pale." Marlene dicho as she tried to mover faster and moved slightly backwards as she cut through the severeal ropes that Skipper was enredados in."Hurry up, i feel a grenade coming up...*ulg*" Skipper moaned, as his mouth filled with a grenede and his breakfat."And DONE!!!" Marlene happily dicho as she finished cutting the ropes. "OW!!" Skipper yelled as he fell flat on his head, and stayed that way." Just a question...Did tu fall on you'r head at birth??" Marlene asked as Skipper fell...

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mother por accident chp 2: look! my cousin's my mom!

posted by andresandru

"why's Arlene where my mom's supposed to be?" Marlene asked, cofused, and a little scared

"easy, don't tu see it? Arlene is your mom!" Kowalski shouted exited

"I know! I just, can't believe it!"

"well, this means that this is a good thing right, except for all that pink-like smoke, maybe this is not gonna end in another invention in the fire" Skipper said, as a long nube of rosado, rosa smoke flew through the air, but then, just por majic, the air was actualy feromones!

Marlene turned to answer skippers comentary with an annoying sarcasm, but she stared at him, completly atracted, she just looked at him,...

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mother por accident chapter 1: the marlene árbol

posted by andresandru

"OMG MARLENE! WHAT WERE tu DOING! tu CAME BACK AT 1:00 AM!" Arlene shouted, shaking her brom towards marlene, she wore a close to clean

"come one mom!" marlene excused tired to her cousin, who now became her mother through a serie of events relly weird, that even made her fall in amor with skipper, all for kowalski's new invention: the family-roots-inator!

it all started a día ago, Saturday, 10:00 am, Skipper pulled marlene and arlene as private ran with mandy towards the base, they needed to try kowalski's new invention the family-bot-sti, no no, the familly- broots-sator, no, no, well, you...

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Little sister Chapter 5

posted by Kowalski355

~finally, hah!!~
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s: Hanz!

H: Skipper…… Well so nice to see tu again..

A: Hanz? What are tu doing here?

H: Ally? My old partner in crime?!

S: What? * Looks at Ally* Partner in what?

A:I, Uh.. It goes a LONG way back. tu wouldn’t know of it.

Elizabeth: Mommy?

A: Elizabeth, Mommy isn’t here right now.

E: MOMMY!

S: Okay this is getting SO confusing!

K: Tell me about it..

A: Oh guys, stop your whining and help me!

K: *sighs* ok fine. *Picks up Elizabeth and hands to Ally* Here.

A: Okay. Not what I meant but whatever.

K: Ally. Quick. RUN to the HQ....

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little Sister chapter 1

posted by Kowalski355

Skipper: Kowalski? tu ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are tu ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, tu were experimenting on Ally and….. tu kinda blew Ally and yourself up and tu both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d tu even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and tu both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 5: Alive Again!

posted by jackandjill2

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much más carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened por entering a contraseña on the keypad - a contraseña only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he lost confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 4: Take Me As I Am

posted by jackandjill2

Just wondering... is anyone actually lectura this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few minutos later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted por Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski dicho in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking o something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 3: Alive!

posted by jackandjill2

That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - tu would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned por now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy por taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...

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this is me.song:this is me (remix)from camp rock. singers: marlene and morice

posted by anna447

(a sputlight hits marlene as she sings. little does she know she'll sing a doet with morice)
marlene:I've always been that kind of girl that hid my face.so afrid to tell the world what I've got to say.but I had this dream bright inside of me.I'm ganna let it show,it's time to let tu know to let tu know

chores
marlene:this is real this is me I'm exsakley were I'm sapposed to be now ganna let the light shine on me now I've found who I am theres no way to hold it in no más hiding who I wanna be
this is me.

(well lets skip ahead shall we)
morisc:your the missing pace I need the song inside of me the...

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The pingüino, pingüino de Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man o something on the wing, some....thing,' dicho Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

Skipper, Hans and the Church of Destiny Chapter nine: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

posted by beastialmoon

Hey! Here’s another installment. The song is from the BEST southern rock band of all time – AEROSMITH!!!

I could stay awake just to hear tu breathing'
Watch tu smile while tu are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with tu is a moment I treasure

Marlene couldn’t believe it. She was faithful that Skipper was just trapped under the bell, and could not break free. The campana was at an angle with the ground, causing one side to be a crack above the concrete while the other was...

The Penguins of Madagascar Analysis and Theories: Parallel Universes

posted by queenpalm

Movie Poster

Hi! I know I haven't been active here for a while, I was caught up in things. Doubt anyone remembers me, but I have written many fan fictions. And then the movie came out and ruined some of my fan fictions. In a good way.

So I was lectura up about the movie, and I found something saying that the movie and the mostrar where set in parallel universes. I was surprised so I wrote something down about it. And some more. And ended up escritura this about the penguins and alternate realities.

Sorry if I get off topic, I was literally just talking and Siri was escritura it down. So here we go!

The Penguins...

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Shall We Dance?

added by Bitt3rman

Source: kelp103