User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! tu may begin da worshiping!
Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.
User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!
Cleverbot: No, tu are not a woman, tu are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can tu feel true emotions yourself?
User: tu are being stupid-y!
Cleverbot: No, tu are being stupid!
Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.
User: hola that's what the Skipper pingüino, pingüino de tells me!
Cleverbot: Sorry, tu can use it. I'll find something else to say.
User: What? Eh never mind..
Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am the king! tu are to be obeying me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Go make me a triple mango, guava, coconut smoothie!!!
User: Did tu just say no?? *eye twitches*.
User: Eh I am confus-ed. Did tu say 'no' o 'yes'?
User: How dare tu disobey your king!!!
Cleverbot: In what way is saying 'no' defying my human masters, if indeed I have any?
User: tu disobeyed your lémur, lemur KING when he, which is I, told tu to be making me a smoothie!
Cleverbot: Well ask something else.
User: Listen buddy! When your king is telling tu to be making him a smoothie... tu MAKE ME A SMOOTHIE!!!
User: Come on! Be getting to it! Chop chop!
Cleverbot: How can I?
Cleverbot: Am not.
If tu all like this one I'll make más with different characters. :)