princesas de disney Article: Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

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Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

posted by Straggy

But Daddy - just one más cream-coated yoghurt pasa, pasas de uva sponge cake... PLEASE?

But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?

This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our basura and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started escritura this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!

Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any más of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!

I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't tu say so?!

Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't tu think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't tu think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here tu think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
tu want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.

I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!

Usin' your hands, tu don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!

Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all día long!
Where comida is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!

What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat postres out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!

And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, amor to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!

To entertain you, I leave publicado some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.

This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.

Chatleen, Candy77019 and 4 others like this

cromulanfav Lol. If you are interested, there are princeslullaby's and KataraLover's parody too

Straggy Yeah, I've read them.

madisonsavanna [i]Up where they eat nothing but crap all day long![/i] That was awesome! :D LMAO @cromulanfav Kataralover's wasn't a parody, it was like a version thing. But princesslullaby's sure was a parody! :D

TigerRanma Clever. Made me a bit hungry. XP Nice drawings.

VGfan30 Bahahahahaha, That was so funny. I loved it.

fhghu How is this funny?

firegirl1515 ^^I was about to say the same thing.

princesslullaby LOL, I laughed. on the inside. :D Thanks for advertisting mine, others!

DreamyGal Funny!

Straggy It wasn't supposed to be funny. I only started writing it because it was third period and I was anxious for lunch because I was STARVING. It entertained my school friends so I went for it.

madisonsavanna ^^ Lol, this article did make me kind of hungry :D

NaughtyBeauty OMG its amazing:The girl whos bigger than...everything

is67 thats disgusting!!!!!

Candy77019 ROFL!!! XD

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The Mysterious Magical flute of Atlantica (part.1)

posted by Persephone713

All the Ocean merfolk and creatures missed Ariel, she was now living in the Palace on land that was nearby. Her sisters missed her as well as her father. Arista was out swimming por a shallow arrecife one día and spotted something shiny- it was what looked like a flute, and somehow it had been dado magical powers cause it played a familiar tune - it was the tune her sister Ariel hummed in the palace when she was lovestruck . Who could this flute have belonged to ?
Arista brought the magical flute to practice with her to mostrar Sebastian- he knows everything there is to know about music. " Sebastian!...

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Lea Salonga

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Results of The Most Beautiful disney Heroine COUNTDOWN Part 2

posted by KataraLover

Here's part 2 of the results of the countdown and unfortunately I won't be mostrando comentarios because the pregunta that I made asking for the bottom 15 least beautiful of the remaining comentario I accidentally deleted before getting some comentarios for. Anyway this is the public's opinion, not mine, mine would be much different. en general, general people found these ladies to be at least pretty in some way. Please comentario and enjoy!

30.Violet

She just barely made it to the parte superior, arriba 30 but thankfully she made it. People found her cute and pretty. They praised her gorgeous hair but thought everything else about...

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Ariel and Melody

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Minnie as Belle

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The Prettiest disney Princesses (my opinion and Fanpops)

posted by MissCassecou

Bonjour! Pretty much everybody has created (at least) one of these "prettiest disney princess countdown" articles. I thought I would have a crack at it. (Please note: These are un-biased opinions that do not reflect on the amazing qualities of the princesses at all. It's completely about the looks. And I believe that they're all beautiful, of course. Just some más than others.)

13. Merida
Fanpop picked Anna as number thirteen

I amor Merida's bright blue eyes, her wild naranja hair, and also the fact that she's not incredibly skinny. It's just the round face and thick naranja eyebrows that bother...

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An intro to my character

posted by DisneyQueen

Hi everyone, I'm new to fanpop, and everyone just seems to get along so well, so for my first ever contribution I'm going to introduce myself to tu guys. I hope we have a lot in common besides sharing interest in the disney Princesses. So here we go.

My name is Lady, funny name right? My parents named me after a cartoon dog. I always loved it, but I go my middle name. I prefer for tu guys to call me wither DisneyQueen o Lady though, only because it's in relation to my passion, Disney. I'm twelve years old, I know I'm too young to sign up but this place just seems so warm and open. It's probably...

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DP Princes - Are they decent role-models?

posted by Annabethandco

I held a encuesta recently that revealed people liked to read artículos that were either countdowns o artículos about DP characters who were NOT the princess. To satisfy these requests, I decided to make this (sort of) countdown about the DP Princes titled: DP Princes - Are they decent role-models? (Credit to dimitri who gave me the idea :))

To make this countdown shorter, I have taken a sample of princes to examine (there are two from each era):
Prince/Florian/Ferdinand/Buckethead/Whatever tu want to call him - Snow White

One day, my name will come...

Charming - Cinderella

Like. A. Boss....

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Most Beautiful Princess Part 1. favorito! Hair

posted by princecatcher93

Best Hair All Around.

This is part one of my most beautiful princess articles. I will be judging the princesses by: Hair, Waist, Face, Legs, Eyes, Smile, Knees, Arms, Hands and Shoulders o in other words the things that I find attractive in girls. Then I will have an all around articulo where I rank them all with the points. So this is article, I amor hair, all of the princesses have hair on their heads, so that's an important thing to know and talk about. Also I will be bring how the hair's personalty, because hair does have that. Now time for my ranking.

13: Aurora

Okay hair

I'm so sorry Aurora, your very beautiful...

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Hogwarts Houses of disney -- Part Two: The Rennaisance Princesses

posted by MacytheStrange

Now slip me snug about your ears, I've never yet been wrong, I'll have a look inside your mind and tell where tu belong!

Now slip me snug about your ears, I've never yet been wrong, I'll have a look inside your mind and tell where you belong!

Since I'm a fan of the Harry Potter book series, I've decided to do a series of artículos interpreting disney characters into the Hogwarts Houses. I'll be doing all the princesses and princes, and maybe some side characters and villains. This article'll just be the Renaissance Princesses, since the descriptions are going to be pretty lengthy and I doubt tu guys could handle lectura another of my super long articles. If tu don't like Harry Potter tu might be a bit confused, but if tu have basic knowledge of the houses you'll be fine. Oh, and all of this is just my opinion.

Also, just for reference,...

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Gender Bent DP Villains

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