But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
I actually started escritura this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!
Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any más of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!
I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't tu say so?!
Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't tu think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't tu think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here tu think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
tu want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!
Usin' your hands, tu don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!
Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all día long!
Where comida is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!
What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat postres out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!
And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, amor to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!
To entertain you, I leave publicado some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.
This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.
Now we can walk, now we can run, now we can stay all día in the sun...
10.Ariel & Eric's wedding kiss
Coming in at number 10 is Ariel & Eric's wedding kiss. This kiss is so happy because it shows that Ariel and Eric have finally acheived their goals. Ariel has finally snagged her man after all her hard work, and Eric has finally got the girl with the beautiful voice.
There's some sweetness going around...
9.Tiana & Naveen's restaurant balcony kiss
Tiana and Naveen go out on their own little balcony, he dips her, and they kiss. It's adorable because they have their own little...
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I started this countdown when it was Couples Month, but I had a lot of personal stuff going on, so it took me a while to get back on track and finish it.
Whether it's a kiss at a wedding, a kiss that brings about a wondrous transformation, o if it's a kiss for a dead person, we all voted and the results are in!
13. cenicienta & Prince Charmings Wedding Kiss
Cinderella has just married her very own "Prince Charming". There are plenty of people who amor Cinderella, but her relationship with Charming lacks a hell...
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Whether it's a kiss at a wedding, a kiss that brings about a wondrous transformation, o if it's a kiss for a dead person, we all voted and the results are in!
13. cenicienta & Prince Charmings Wedding Kiss
Have faith in dreams, and someday, your arco iris will come shining through...
Cinderella has just married her very own "Prince Charming". There are plenty of people who amor Cinderella, but her relationship with Charming lacks a hell...
Flounder is the fairest of them all! no, I just couldn't find a fitting top image, but heyy, everyone loves Flounder!
NOTE ♥ These are not necessarily my personal opinions but the results of a countdown in which an approximate amount of 45 users voted per round.
7. playa Rags
Big surprise. The outfit that is clearly meant to be a joke comes in last place. Do I really need to go into any explanation on this one? Although I vaguely remember a few randos saying that they thought it was cool. Why do I get the feeling those kids were the ones who ate glue and got stuffed into lockers in middle school? Moving on...
6. rosado, rosa Ballgown
What was that little perra Carlotta thinking? I bet she's jealous because...
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7. playa Rags
Big surprise. The outfit that is clearly meant to be a joke comes in last place. Do I really need to go into any explanation on this one? Although I vaguely remember a few randos saying that they thought it was cool. Why do I get the feeling those kids were the ones who ate glue and got stuffed into lockers in middle school? Moving on...
6. rosado, rosa Ballgown
What was that little perra Carlotta thinking? I bet she's jealous because...
Anna and Elsa are both the two new disney Official Princesses. They are both beautiful, caring girls.
Anna is funny, feisty and adventurous. She is very playful. Elsa on the other hand is very elegant, mature, and reserved. She seems to be very intelligent as well.
Anna finds a amor interest in Kristoff. Elsa does not find a amor interest. Before finding out he was evil, thought Hans would be Elsa's amor interest.
If I had to pick between the two, I would defintently pick Elsa. She shows that not all princesses have to have a boyfriend o husband and I amor her personality as well. Unlike previus princesses such as Rapunzel, Ariel who are always energetic, Elsa is más elegant and quiet. She is a role model to me and she broke the princess sterotype. She is very beautiful. I amor Anna's feistiness but Elsa is unforgettable.
Anna is funny, feisty and adventurous. She is very playful. Elsa on the other hand is very elegant, mature, and reserved. She seems to be very intelligent as well.
Anna finds a amor interest in Kristoff. Elsa does not find a amor interest. Before finding out he was evil, thought Hans would be Elsa's amor interest.
If I had to pick between the two, I would defintently pick Elsa. She shows that not all princesses have to have a boyfriend o husband and I amor her personality as well. Unlike previus princesses such as Rapunzel, Ariel who are always energetic, Elsa is más elegant and quiet. She is a role model to me and she broke the princess sterotype. She is very beautiful. I amor Anna's feistiness but Elsa is unforgettable.
Well, we've had a lot of turmoil and trouble through these polls, but I think finally we've got a mostly truthful countdown. Although this countdown is not going to be the exact order of most, I really think en general, general people are going to be happy with the results. No one can deny that all of these girls are beautiful, it's just a matter of who its the most beautiful of all! So, let's get started!
9.Snow White
Snow White, the beauty who started it all. She has beautiful curly black locks, cute brown eyes with mile long lashes, and a sweet little smile. Her beauty may have been the envy of...
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9.Snow White
Snow White, the beauty who started it all. She has beautiful curly black locks, cute brown eyes with mile long lashes, and a sweet little smile. Her beauty may have been the envy of...
Determination
9.Ariel
Coming in last place in the countdown is Ariel. This spunky little princess sets a good example with her determination and willingness to never give up, even when the going gets tough. But she also was berated por the community for her reckless decisions and called selfish for leaving her family.
Positivity
8.Snow White
Snow White is known for her upbeat attitude. Her kindness and positivity toward everyone is a good trait that others should imitate. But she is also disliked por the community for her total weakness and inability to stand up for herself, as well as...
"It's about to be a girl fight!"
