princesas de disney Article: Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

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Fat Ariel's World (Part of Your World Parody)

posted by Straggy

But Daddy - just one más cream-coated yoghurt pasa, pasas de uva sponge cake... PLEASE?

But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?

This idea sort of hit me in the face whilst I was doodling in the back of my French book on Tuesday when I should have been doing a listening exercise about someone wanting to be a doctor. What if Ariel didn't want our world for our basura and our legs but our marvellous food? That underwater stuff must be dead gross.
I actually started escritura this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!

Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any más of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!

I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't tu say so?!

Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't tu think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't tu think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here tu think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
tu want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.

I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!

Usin' your hands, tu don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!

Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all día long!
Where comida is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!

What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat postres out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!

And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, amor to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!

To entertain you, I leave publicado some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.

This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.

Chatleen, Candy77019 and 4 others like this

cromulanfav Lol. If you are interested, there are princeslullaby's and KataraLover's parody too

Straggy Yeah, I've read them.

madisonsavanna [i]Up where they eat nothing but crap all day long![/i] That was awesome! :D LMAO @cromulanfav Kataralover's wasn't a parody, it was like a version thing. But princesslullaby's sure was a parody! :D

TigerRanma Clever. Made me a bit hungry. XP Nice drawings.

VGfan30 Bahahahahaha, That was so funny. I loved it.

fhghu How is this funny?

firegirl1515 ^^I was about to say the same thing.

princesslullaby LOL, I laughed. on the inside. :D Thanks for advertisting mine, others!

DreamyGal Funny!

Straggy It wasn't supposed to be funny. I only started writing it because it was third period and I was anxious for lunch because I was STARVING. It entertained my school friends so I went for it.

madisonsavanna ^^ Lol, this article did make me kind of hungry :D

NaughtyBeauty OMG its amazing:The girl whos bigger than...everything

is67 thats disgusting!!!!!

Candy77019 ROFL!!! XD

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disney Princess' Favourite Korean Dramas

posted by deedragongirl

Which is your favourite?

Since Korean entertainment has dominated the whole of Asia, here are the disney Princesses' favourite Korean dramas and why they amor it!

Iris (Mulan & Shang)

This Korean drama is about spying and espionage, this drama reminds me of both mulan and Shang because it teaches them about spying.

My Princess (Rapunzel & Flynn)

Although the story is very similar to the Princess Diaries, Rapunzel did not find out that she is a princess until later of the story.

Winter Sonata (Elsa, Kristoff & Anna)

As the título mentions, this drama is very old but it suits the trios. Both stories are set...

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disney Princesses Fight PT1: Advantages and Disadvantages

posted by PrincessVT

Today I'll be thinking of who'd come out champion in a fight of the disney Princesses, first I'll be thinking of their advantages and disadvantages. Also I'm ignoring the obvious, their kingdoms.

Snow White:
A: Has All The Forest animales and the Seven Dwarves in her will, won't be fighting, she'd just be saying the commands for them, she does have her ways of getting people to do what she wants. She's very organized too
D: She is easily sabatoged and gullible. And forest animales aren't the strongest of animals. Besides she has no magic por her side

Cinderella:
A: It isn't easy to make her pissed...

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Vanessa With Ariel's Face

added by KataraLover

Source: ME

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Why the cameo of Rapunzel and Eugine in frozen doesn't mean anything.

posted by Renegade1765

It's just an Easter Egg.Nothing more,nothing less.

I know that after people have noticed that little Easter egg in frozen since it was released,many have developed the same theory.However,I do not agree with it and will give an explanation as to why. The theory with which I do not agree has to do with that brief moment in the film. Yes,by now, I think every major frozen fan knows about and has seen the quick cameos of Rapunzel (with her short,brown hair) and Eugene (or Flynn,if enredados fans still want to call him that) when Anna passes por them during "For the First Time in Forever." From seeing these two disney Princesses together in the same...

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Updated ranking of the disney Princesses

posted by disneymagic93

My lista hasn't changed all that much but I thought after rewatching aladdín I would write an updated list.

13. Merida- Not a fan, I'm all for female empowerment but I don't like her attitude. She is just so rude & I do not find her likeable.

12. Elsa- She just really bugs me. I can't think of any other reasons but she just aggravates me.

11. Anna- Not keen on her either. She is not as bad as the other two but I'm not a fan, moving on.

10. Tiana- She is too much of a workaholic. I get that she has dreams to run her own restaurant but she can have fun once in awhile.

9. Jasmine- jazmín has really...

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disney Princess Monthly Calendar

posted by laylastepford

Thought this was really the perfect time for this light read considering which months I think each DP represents the best. :D I did this based on personality and my perception of how those personalities relate to the 4 seasons as well as each month. I hope tu guys enjoy! My apologies to non-Americans as this is heavily based on my American connotations with these months especially in regards to American holidays. Hope tu guys don't mind!

November: Tiana
Thanksgiving has always been my absolute favorito! #1 holiday! I amor it because it brings people together over a great meal, just like James'...

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My Ranking of disney Princess Couples

posted by anukriti2409

Here's my lista of disney Princess couples, it's primarily based on what connected with me in their relationship and what i find admirable. I do have some ifs and buts with few couples but that's just my way of looking at how a relationship grow

1. mulan and Shang:
Theirs a relation that I actually look up to with great admiration and respect. They both were mature to handle a relationship before falling for each other. Their amor grew out of mutual trust, understanding and respect rather than romantic feelings. It is to not say that romantic feelings are not true o valuable, it's my personal...

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disney Princess favorito! Paintings

posted by laylastepford

Vincent camioneta, van Gogh's Japonaiserie After Hiroshige (1887)

Vincent Van Gogh's Japonaiserie After Hiroshige (1887)

I amor art! I amor culture, history, música and I amor art. I have done some posts and encuestas about the disney Princesses in reference to music, culture and fashion but not art yet so I thought I would do that next. I like to think of the disney Princesses as "cultured" young women who have manners, etiquette, decent universal knowledge and appreciation for the arts. So, in my theory of the disney Princesses being cultured, albeit each at their own levels, here are the paintings that I think each disney Princess would amor the most. (I could probably find a camioneta, van Gogh for each of them as I absolutely...

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DP Villain Songs Countdown

posted by laylastepford

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Because I am still in a musical mood but also ready for the "autumn/Halloween" mood, I'd like to incorporate the two! There aren't many DP villain songs en general, general but I came up with at least 9 that were good enough to use for the sake of this countdown. I rated each of the songs against how villainous the lyrics were, how villainous the música sounds, how villainous the scene that accompanies the song in the film is and how villainous is the goal of the villain (or just the villain itself) canto the song? I ranked each song in the 4 categories and then ranked them en general, general por accumulative "evil"...

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DP crying :(

added by GirlySpunk

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Merida's Princess Ranking (Including Elsa & Anna)

posted by laylastepford

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Okay so I tried to seek others' opinions for this who connect with Merida más than I do. I realized that there are artículos on here for the ranking of every princess except for Merida and I didn't think there should be any reason for her to be excluded. I always found these artículos to be so neat though so I hope the Merida-fans will appreciate this. I'm completely open to any changes with más input.

12. Aurora: General consensus seems to be that Merida would get along with Aurora the absolute least, most likely for their opposite in characters. Aurora rates duty, grace/manners, love/romance...

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The 5 DP cine with My favorito! Morals

posted by dimitri_

Morals, like most things, are subjective.

5. Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs

I noticed that sadness seems to be the most popular emotion among people and it’s understandable, no matter how strong tu are, nothing hits tu harder than life. True tu should try your best to get out of a bad situation but in the process, it’s good to make the best out of it. It’s important to be grateful and remember how blessed tu are, a positive attitude goes a long way in order to enjoy your life.

4. Brave

What I really like with Valiente is that it’s easy to relate to because disagreements and miscommunication...

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mulan With Cinderella's Hair

added by sweetie-94

Source: Leonora Epstein@Buzzfeed

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Some facts about disney cine tu didn't knew

posted by GirlySpunk

1. The iconic song “Part of Your World,” was almost cut from The Little Mermaid.
2. “Can tu Feel the amor Tonight” was also almost cut from The Lion King. Elton John, who saw the film with the song removed, told producers they needed to put it back in.
3. Aladdin’s face was modeled after Tom Cruise’s.
4. And Ariel was partially modeled after Alyssa Milano.
5. The Jungle Book was the last animated film Walt disney personally supervised; it was released 10 months after his death.
6. John Lennon turned down Walt disney Studios’ request for the Beatles to provide the voices of the vultures...

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Bloom (Aurora)

added by Hermione4evr

The Evil queen as Snow White

added by KataraLover

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Princess List: Most Feminist DP Part 1

posted by JNTA1234

Ah, feminism and disney Princess. Such a complicated relationship. Now I'm not an expert, especially being a guy but the topic of feminism in relation to the DPs has always intrigued me. I'm gonna try my hand at ranking the princesses in terms of agency, independence, heroism and other aspects to figure out which one of them is the most feminist. I'm trying to expand my escritura skills so this is gonna be división, split into three parts, starting with the bottom four.

WARNING: No Anna and Elsa in this countdown, so let's begin.

11. Aurora
Sorry guys, but I'm one of those people who believes that feminism...

Ariel and Eric's Wedding 1

added by kristenfan10109

Source: http://disney-and-co.blogspot.com/search?q=Eric

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My favorito! Song Scene From Each DP Movie

posted by sweetie-94

Yesterday I wrote an articulo about my favorito! song from each DP Movie, today I'm doing an articulo about my favorito! song scene from each DP Movie, the only requirement for this was that the song in the scene has to mainly be sung por a character from the movie (this rule doesn't apply to Brave), also the song scene can of course have two songs in the scene

Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - With A Smile And A Song

This movie has many great song scenes, it was actually a bit hard to pick a favorite, but this one is currently my favorite, first of all it has one my favorito! songs from the...

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My favorito! Song From Each DP Movie

posted by sweetie-94

Since this month's theme is DP Songs I'm going to write a couple of artículos relating to that and I'm starting with my favorito! song from each DP Movie, I'm also going to do a couple of artículos about which songs from different musicians that suits each DP the best and maybe also an en general, general one, anyway enjoy this article

Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs - Someday My Prince Will Come

This is my favorito! DP Song, it's such a beautiful song despite it's short length, many of the lyrics are lovely and Snow White's voice is so beautiful. This song always makes me emotional everytime I listen...