But Daddy - just one more cream-coated yoghurt raisin sponge cake... PLEASE?
I actually started escritura this around a doodle of fat Ariel, but yeah. My French book's at school so improvisation time!
Basically, fat Ariel has gained a lot of weight recently and her father has forbidden her from eating any más of this awful barbaric human junk. He's put her on a strict seaweed diet and she's sick of it. But there's one place he doesn't know about - her cavern-larder!
I can EAT with this thing? Why didn't tu say so?!
Look at this food,
Isn't it a treat?
Wouldn't tu think my larder's complete?
Wouldn't tu think I'm the girl,
The girl who's bigger than... everything?
Look at this fridge,
Delicacies untold,
How many wonders can one freezer hold?
Looking around here tu think,
Sure, she'll eat anything!
I've got gateaus and sponges a-plenty,
I've got ice-creams and cream buns galore.
tu want burger and chips?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.
I wanna be where the good cakes are,
I wanna eat 'em, wanna eat 'em quickly.
Shovelling in cake with a - what's the word?
Oh - spork!
Usin' your hands, tu don't get too far,
Sporks are required for easy eating.
Stuffing my face with some - what's the word?
Sandwich!
Up where they eat fat, up where they eat lard,
Up where they eat nothing but crap all día long!
Where comida is free - wish I could be...
Part of fat world!
What would I give if I could eat outside of these waters?
What would I pay to eat postres out on the sand?
Bet'cha on land they understand,
That they don't put their daughters on diets.
Bright big women, sick of exercising,
Ready to slouch!
And ready to eat what the people eat,
Give 'em my order, and get a side dish!
What's a garlic and why does it - what's the word?
Smell?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, amor to eat everything in that world up above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of fat world!
To entertain you, I leave publicado some Ariel doodles I did in a boring Citizenship lesson.
This is how boring Citizenship is - I got to the point where I was designing new hairstyles for her.
I'm bored on fanpop, haven't written anything myself in ages (sorry, still working on my favoritos list!) so here's a cliché looks lista for tu guys to enjoy o totally hate. ;) Elsa and Anna included.
13. Merida.
I think Merida's eyes look good in some shots like in this pic. In others, she looks rather scary (like Chuckie, if you've read my old Prettiest list). If she had más defined lashes and maybe a less circular shape I'd have her higher. I don't think they're bad eyes; I just prefer the others.
12. Ariel.
I'm still trying to decide if Ariel's should...
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13. Merida.
I think Merida's eyes look good in some shots like in this pic. In others, she looks rather scary (like Chuckie, if you've read my old Prettiest list). If she had más defined lashes and maybe a less circular shape I'd have her higher. I don't think they're bad eyes; I just prefer the others.
Wide, innocent, and sky-blue
12. Ariel.
I'm still trying to decide if Ariel's should...
♥ Please note: I did not just think of looks, I only chose actors/actresses who have impressed me with their screen-presence and charisma. Some of them are choices that don't necessarily look the part as much as alternative choices, but these casting decisions would be the most successful and intriguing to me personally. My choices were based on a blend of actuación skills, appearance, voice, and current age in 2011. ♥
Gabriella Wilde as AURORA
Tom Welling as ERIC
Avan Jogia as ALADDIN
Shay Mitchell as POCAHONTAS
Nina Dobrev as BELLE
Lainie Kazan as URSULA
Britt...
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Gabriella Wilde as AURORA
Tom Welling as ERIC
Avan Jogia as ALADDIN
Shay Mitchell as POCAHONTAS
Nina Dobrev as BELLE
Lainie Kazan as URSULA
Britt...
Welcome to my segundo Mary Sue Test! This is for Anna. I'll be doing one for Elsa next.
Unique traits without contacts o hair dye- No, Anna's hair and eye color are pretty realistic.
An odd name- No. 'Anna' is a common name, if her pronunciation isn't.
Looks constantly comentó on- No. I can't remember Anna's looks being comentó on much.
Always the hero- Sort of. She saved Kristoff from the wolves, falling off the mountain, saved them from Marshmallow, and saved Elsa from being executed. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- No. Hans only pretended to, and Kristoff didn't until the end....
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Unique traits without contacts o hair dye- No, Anna's hair and eye color are pretty realistic.
An odd name- No. 'Anna' is a common name, if her pronunciation isn't.
Looks constantly comentó on- No. I can't remember Anna's looks being comentó on much.
Always the hero- Sort of. She saved Kristoff from the wolves, falling off the mountain, saved them from Marshmallow, and saved Elsa from being executed. 1.
Multiple characters falling for her- No. Hans only pretended to, and Kristoff didn't until the end....
I doubt if this articulo belongs here but since we have similiar lists for Esmeralda and Meg, I decided to publicar it here. Here is favorito! DP lista I believe princess Mei from mulan II would have. Mei highly values romance and also admires people with Valiente and rebellious personality.
P.S. I am planning to do the same lists for Ting-Ting and Su but these are going to be más difficult to make.
11. Tiana
I am sure that Tiana would be Mei's absolute least favorito! DP. Mei would see Tiana as boring, narrow-minded, unromantic, overly rational, materalistic, unadventurous and pig-headed workacholic....
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P.S. I am planning to do the same lists for Ting-Ting and Su but these are going to be más difficult to make.
11. Tiana
I am sure that Tiana would be Mei's absolute least favorito! DP. Mei would see Tiana as boring, narrow-minded, unromantic, overly rational, materalistic, unadventurous and pig-headed workacholic....
