I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally división, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
comentario if tu want more!! :D
Even though all the princesses are pretty and attractive, one is just abit hotter than the next. So let's get started.
10.Rapunzel
I don't know if it has anything to do with the 3D animación but I just don't find Rapunzel hot. She looks an 11 año old and she's supposed to be 18. And her face isn't all that great either, her eyes are too freaking large.
9.Snow White
I guess we're not to supposed to find Snow White hot. She is only 14 but she looks a little older than that. Probably because she looks so tall compared to the dwarves. She's too cute and baby like to be hot. I like her...
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10.Rapunzel
I don't know if it has anything to do with the 3D animación but I just don't find Rapunzel hot. She looks an 11 año old and she's supposed to be 18. And her face isn't all that great either, her eyes are too freaking large.
9.Snow White
I guess we're not to supposed to find Snow White hot. She is only 14 but she looks a little older than that. Probably because she looks so tall compared to the dwarves. She's too cute and baby like to be hot. I like her...
In honor of Valentines día coming up I'm making a lista of my parte superior, arriba 14 favorito! amor songs from animated movies. Starting with my least favorite, number 14, each día I will add a amor song I like and on Valentines día I will reveal my number one favorito! amor song from an animated movie and this articulo will be complete :)
14. One Song - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
I really like this song because it's so romantic but it's kinda dull compared to my other favorito! in my opinion...But I'm totally in amor with the lyrics like
'One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true'
that...
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14. One Song - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
'One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true'
that...
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As tu may already of noticed I am a bit of a fan of the disney Princesses and their films. One aspect about these films that I find really interesting is the kingdoms in which their stories take place, including the buildings and the general surroundings. So I decided to write an articulo discussing each Princesses kingdom. In this articulo I am looking at Walt Disney's princesses ie. the original three.
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Name: Snow...
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As tu may already of noticed I am a bit of a fan of the disney Princesses and their films. One aspect about these films that I find really interesting is the kingdoms in which their stories take place, including the buildings and the general surroundings. So I decided to write an articulo discussing each Princesses kingdom. In this articulo I am looking at Walt Disney's princesses ie. the original three.
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20. Part of Your World (Reprise)
This song is quick, simple, but very sweet. It shows tu don't need to have a lot of metaphors and poetic devices to convey what tu want. Ariel expresses her desire to become human so clearly and plainly in this song, just por the emotion and longing she conveys, and por just putting it into simple sentences.
"...the reprise is just unforgettable and beautiful." (TotallyMe105)
"Part of Your World Reprise is epic." (AllegroGiocoso)
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"The reprise is beautiful" (KataraLover)
20. Part of Your World (Reprise)
This song is quick, simple, but very sweet. It shows tu don't need to have a lot of metaphors and poetic devices to convey what tu want. Ariel expresses her desire to become human so clearly and plainly in this song, just por the emotion and longing she conveys, and por just putting it into simple sentences.
"...the reprise is just unforgettable and beautiful." (TotallyMe105)
"Part of Your World Reprise is epic." (AllegroGiocoso)
"I think this song is really catchy and fun. It's my...
