I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally división, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Hello everyone. I'm just boring and suddenly I've got an idea to wrote my lista of prettiest disney Princesses. All of the Princesses have their own typical of beauty. But for sure I have some of favorites. Anyway, here's my prettiest DP list:
13. Snow White
Why her? She's the fairest of them all! Yes, she's the fairest of them all. But for me she is más tend to cute than pretty. I don't really like the shapes of her small-sized brown eyes and her nose. Her face overally looks like porcelana doll. In fact, she can be pretty but I'm just not a fan of her animación styles. Her looks in DP...
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13. Snow White
Why her? She's the fairest of them all! Yes, she's the fairest of them all. But for me she is más tend to cute than pretty. I don't really like the shapes of her small-sized brown eyes and her nose. Her face overally looks like porcelana doll. In fact, she can be pretty but I'm just not a fan of her animación styles. Her looks in DP...
One Day More!
The Cast of Beauty and the Beast.
Since it's Valentine's día soon I decided to write a few artículos relating to that and I decided to do a lista of my favorito! DP Couples, fittingly enough the last time I did this lista was around this time last year, since then my lista has changed a slight bit. Hope you'll like this article
11. mulan & Shang
Imo they're más best friends than a couple, their first meeting is hilarious though and I amor how mulan isn't afraid to mostrar off her feelings for Shang in a subtle way and how Shang chose to not kill mulan despite the fact that women wheren't allowed in the army, it shows that...
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11. mulan & Shang
Imo they're más best friends than a couple, their first meeting is hilarious though and I amor how mulan isn't afraid to mostrar off her feelings for Shang in a subtle way and how Shang chose to not kill mulan despite the fact that women wheren't allowed in the army, it shows that...
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concept art for Corona's town
I did the 20 Worst DP outfits, and not wanting to waste time on the mediocre ones, will now rank my favorites.
20. Ariel's Nightgown
Yes, it's just a nightgown, and yes, rosado, rosa is not her color, but yes oh yes does it look pretty, comfortable and just appealing.
19. Snow White' Servant Dress
If the ends were just cleaned up a bit, and she changed out of those ugly clogs, this would be an adorable outfit. She is rockin' that hairbow.
18.Cinderella's Servant Dress
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20. Ariel's Nightgown
"So excited to wear this frilly rosado, rosa nightgown!"
Yes, it's just a nightgown, and yes, rosado, rosa is not her color, but yes oh yes does it look pretty, comfortable and just appealing.
19. Snow White' Servant Dress
"So fab rn."
If the ends were just cleaned up a bit, and she changed out of those ugly clogs, this would be an adorable outfit. She is rockin' that hairbow.
18.Cinderella's Servant Dress
"They can make me work, but they can't...
I have always been intrigued with crossovers among disney princess couples. Although, honestly, most of these couples are for imagination and fictional enjoyment only as I tend to find más and más similarities between them than the original couples. I prefer original couple but sometimes i imagine different pairings as well.
Hope people won't find it awkward o weird to see these pairings and would enjoy it as interesting read. Having dicho that, I'd amor to hear your opinions of why any of these pairing is completely off and who would tu rather pair them with?
1. Snow – Charming
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Hope people won't find it awkward o weird to see these pairings and would enjoy it as interesting read. Having dicho that, I'd amor to hear your opinions of why any of these pairing is completely off and who would tu rather pair them with?
1. Snow – Charming
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