I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally división, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
comentario if tu want more!! :D
We don't need no men!
I love them <3
Here are the results about positions 21-30 of the disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown, voted por public.
30. Ariel: Seashells (The Little Mermaid II – Return to the Sea and Ariel's Beginning)
We are starting with the Ariel's purple seashells. People say this is just a bra and that it's too simple, but I like it, especially the color. Maybe, it didn't hit it big because we have seen Ariel in a lot of scenes with the seashells in original movie, too?
It's just a bra and a tail and the tail is already part of her. - starlight77
No, not Ariel's seashells. That's...
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30. Ariel: Seashells (The Little Mermaid II – Return to the Sea and Ariel's Beginning)
We are starting with the Ariel's purple seashells. People say this is just a bra and that it's too simple, but I like it, especially the color. Maybe, it didn't hit it big because we have seen Ariel in a lot of scenes with the seashells in original movie, too?
Position #30 Ariel's Seashells
It's just a bra and a tail and the tail is already part of her. - starlight77
No, not Ariel's seashells. That's...
Here are the results about positions 41-48 of the disney Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown, voted por public.
48. Jasmine: Peacock Outfit (Disney Princess: encantada Tales – Follow Your Dreams)
I was a little surprised to see that people hate this outfit so much; it's true, the diseño is horrible, but personally it's not my least favorito! dress. Well, as we know, jazmín also very despises this outfit.
OMG I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH LOOKING AT THIS ABHORRENT MESS - Mongoose09
THIS IS A LITERAL CRIME AGAINST FASHION! It's SO hideous! I would have chosen one...
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48. Jasmine: Peacock Outfit (Disney Princess: encantada Tales – Follow Your Dreams)
I was a little surprised to see that people hate this outfit so much; it's true, the diseño is horrible, but personally it's not my least favorito! dress. Well, as we know, jazmín also very despises this outfit.
Position #48 Jasmine's Peacock Outfit
OMG I JUST PUKED IN MY MOUTH LOOKING AT THIS ABHORRENT MESS - Mongoose09
THIS IS A LITERAL CRIME AGAINST FASHION! It's SO hideous! I would have chosen one...
Last but not least, Rapunzel. Finally, I'm done. A honourable mention for Taylor Swift. People say she should play cenicienta but I say Rapunzel.
5.Kaley Cuoco
She looks like an older version of Rapunzel, at least in terms of facial features. Kaley can obviously do well with male co-stars and has that comedic edge to play the role.
4.Kristen Bell
A perfect example of an actress who did a great tv series but now does awful movies. Kristen is a very talent actress who can certainly bring life to Rapunzel.
3.Hayden Panettiere
An actress who seems to be eternally young. Hayden could...
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5.Kaley Cuoco
She looks like an older version of Rapunzel, at least in terms of facial features. Kaley can obviously do well with male co-stars and has that comedic edge to play the role.
4.Kristen Bell
A perfect example of an actress who did a great tv series but now does awful movies. Kristen is a very talent actress who can certainly bring life to Rapunzel.
3.Hayden Panettiere
An actress who seems to be eternally young. Hayden could...
