I was out hiking in the woods with a few friends of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally división, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
comentario if tu want more!! :D
For about an hora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a falda that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are tu lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do tu mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure tu can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that tu like jumping off cliffs. Are tu suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I amor the wind in my hair!
Me: If tu hadn't gotten married, would tu consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I amor my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did tu marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom tu fell in amor with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would tu leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes tu amor someone, but then tu meet someone else and amor them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: tu don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me por the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are tu MAD? There's nothing más powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE tu SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit tu here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are tu ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and tu don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could tu stand the oso, oso de droppings all around? And how tu don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch tu when tu sleep?
Pocahontas: tu watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would tu ever agree if someone called tu a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: por far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
comentario if tu want more!! :D
Since I am trying to make the Princess Of The mes más popular, this is another one of my ideas. In the end of each mes I'll post articles, based on the countdowns for songs, hairstyles and outfits. There everybody will have the chance to discuss whether they agree with the results, what corresponded to their expectations, and what they wish would have been different!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the artículos is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the artículos from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!
I was recently informed that the problem with the pictures in the artículos is gone, and now the pictures can be put inside the text. However, I'm going to continue using mainly pictures for my articles, because first of all, that's what I've been doing for the rest of the artículos from these series, and second, I like this way of doing articles! So maybe at some point I will switch back to the explanatory and sophisticated words articles, but for the time being I will stick to my picture articles!
Here are the results of the POTM Hairstyles Countdown: ~*Pocahontas*~ (May 2013)! Enjoy and share your opinion!