parte superior, arriba Ten Lovable Douchbags in Video Games - #8 - Groose from Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like tu gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, tu need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could tu drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking inicial (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...

Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: tu will all be having a fundraiser. Each of tu will be dado a box and tu will need to go door to door and sell them. The parte superior, arriba seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The parte superior, arriba seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...

So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with tu some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones...

I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started actuación like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...

Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? tu son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do tu think tu are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case tu forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where tu kill zombies........... Okay, I should be más specific. Dead Rising is a game where tu kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They mostrar he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...

Song: link

Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to mostrar tu Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen minutos sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can tu get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...

Hey, finally, a lista that may actually get me noticed because música is más common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my favorito! musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the parte superior, arriba 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with tu all the musicians, o bands, o whatever there is, that I like, just so tu all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...

So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my favorito! Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to parte superior, arriba all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned por Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches castillo to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...

I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games o even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed o just something that may seem interesting on the box. I dicho interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...

Video game bosses are some of my favorito! parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between tu and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything tu learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a agrio, agria taste...

Teacher: Okay, everyone, tu have a new student joining our class
Wind: Why the hell would anyone want to go to this school
Teacher: I ask myself that all the time. Now, he is a new student, and it is your guy’s job to make him feel unwelcome, unloved, and pathetic. Her name is Megan
???: (Comes in, with a backpack covered in anime character stickers, and has blue hair) Konichiwa. But, my names not Megan, it’s Miku
Teacher: Whatever, just take a asiento (Miku sits siguiente to Wind and Cody)
Cody: Hey, Wind, looks, another fagface. You’re not alone after all
Wind: tu do know I have the code...

#1: SEQUEL TO TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES:

Michael: Alright Lester.. I'm inside. Why do I need these glasses?

Lester: (voice) For the 20th time.. They have a camera inside them.

Michael: Ahh.. So tu can take pictures of me shopping for diamonds?

Lester: (voice) No idiot..I need pictures of the security and vents.

Michael: If only we brought a camera, right?

Lester: (voices) We DID bring a camera, stupid.. I just told you.

Michael: I'm confused.

Lester: (voice is getting angrier) There's a camera on your fuckin glasses, Michael!

Michael: And why would I need a camera on my glasses?

Lester: (voice) Just tell...

Walter: (Sleeping at his desk)
Carl: (Slams his hand on the desk) Hey, Walter
Walter: (Wakes up quickly) Oh…. hey, Carl
Carl: So, the promotion is coming up soon. I bet you’re looking adelante, hacia adelante to that
Walter: Yeah, I sure am. Can’t wait for that promotion
Carl: I bet tu can’t (Chuckles)

Phillip: (Looking in the mirror) tu are better than what tu are. tu are better than this, man. tu don’t need that weed to keep tu calm. tu are better than any-
Guard: (Bangs nightstick on the cell bars) Shut up in there, pothead. No talking! I have a hangover!
Phillip: Oh, sorry (Whispers in the mirror)...

Wind: (Sitting at his desk)
Hannah: (Slams hand on desk) Wind
Wind: What do tu want now, Hannah
Hannah: The teachers are taking a group of students to a field trip to Washington, and the student faculty is going to be watching over the school while they are gone
Wind: So why are tu telling me this
Hannah: Because we need someone as psychotic and an intent to kill such as yourself that would be perfect to keep order around here
Wind: Nah. As much as I amor power, if my power means I am helping you, I will not. Because I fucking hate you
Hannah: If tu do it, I will buy tu lunch all of siguiente week
Wind:...