We all know Grand Theft Auto for being one of the best selling games out there, and for good reason. It has massive worlds to explore, and many characters to meet. For those who haven’t played GTA… Which is probably none of you, GTA is a game series where tu explore a massive overworld and get involved with all sorts of crimes. From being a gang member in San Andreas to joining multiple mob families in GTA IV. But what really sells this game is the exploration. There is just so much to do in each game and so much places to explore. And for those who are truly adventurous, there are tons...

Video game bosses are some of my favorito! parts of games. The build up to them, knowing that a boss waits at the end of the level, standing in the way between tu and the rest of the game, testing your strength and everything tu learned up to that point. Bosses are some of the best parts of games… Most of the time. Then there are the bosses that are so annoying, so infuriating, and so dull and boring, that they may just make worst and not fun to play. For every great video game, there always has to be that one boss that’s gotta ruin it for everyone and just make people have a agrio, agria taste...

Hello, everyone. And it’s finally 2017. Ain’t it great? No más Harambe jokes, no más celebridades dying, no más being overly offensive (I hope). But, enough about why the world sucks. Let’s talk about me, and what cringey crap I have in mind. Now, I have a lot planned for 2017. Like, a lot. But first, some things for older series. Now, the series, Welcome to Clearwater, I don’t think I’ll be continuing. I just don’t have much I can satire, and I kinda ended Welcome to Eastwood just to have the group have an end. I was planning on having Welcome to Clearwater be más serious at...

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, misceláneo prisoners,...

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary artículos will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an articulo everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the siguiente part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

When it comes to horror anime, they seem to be some of the más mature anime out there. As much flak horror gets in general for just being a disgusting and barbaric genre, seen as only catering to violent psychopaths, horror anime, at least the ones that I have seen, seem to handle their horror maturely. From the psychological break-down of our protagonist in Parasyte, to the symbolism and philosophy of Monster. Even Highschool of the Dead can come up with some relatable characters... tu know, when they aren't having jiggle physics. And with japón treating their audience más maturely, it's...

Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case tu couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors tu need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people tu wouldn’t want to run into in real life and tu definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...

Hello, and welcome to another installment of Hidden Gems, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the third party game from the Wii. Now, I know that third party games for the Wii were… Not the best. Usually, you’d find a bunch of awful party and fitness games. Sure, tu get a few good third party games, but they're all kind of… E rated games. They never went to the extreme… But then one game did just that. There was a game on the Wii that decided to push it to the and create something rather gruesome and violent for a console as family friendly as the nintendo Wii… And no, we...

Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013




Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nube Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasía 7. And if tu know me, you'd know that Final fantasía 7 is one of my favorito! games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nube mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nube looking...

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in pregunta is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, tu will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

Yet another fanfic about a mostrar I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A mostrar in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the mostrar named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a bebés toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did buscar up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town tu want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....

Let me start this articulo off por getting something out of the way. I like The Sims. Is it the superior life simulator game, I wouldn’t say so, but it’s a really fun game. There’s just something satisfying about building up your house with all kinds of stuff to create a massive inicial with the money your Sim earns. That and just finding new ways to kill everyone in the Sims, but satisfaction nonetheless. There were a lot of side Sim games, like a lot of expansion packs for 2 and 3, and whatever the hell EA was doing with 4. One of these more… unique side games was the MySims games. Let’s...

In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them

Anime



Creepypasta



And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP



Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...

Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode anime series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat mostrar that I think works as a horror series, but dicho that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.



First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because tu cannot play this game in...

I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one favorito! game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that tu can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...

*This articulo contains graphic imagery, violence and gore, and disturbing content and may not be suited for some readers. tu have been warned*


Corner of Horror has been rather tame since I first brought it up, haven’t I? Well, I think I should now start talking about subjects that appear to be a bit más disturbing. We live in a world that is full of fear and nightmares. We may not have monsters from our own dreams and from stories we hear running around, but we have people who can do some terrible things, o moments that could put us in a state of fear. That is what brings fear to us truly....

Two of the most well known horror writers ever, H.P. Lovecraft and Edgar Allan Poe, have created some of the most twisted and most macabre horror stories that we all know and amor like Call of Cthulhu, The Black Cat, Shadows Over Innsmouth, The Tell-Tale Heart, Mountains of Madness, and the Fall of the House of Usher. They both have made very influential work, yet what makes them so interesting is how different they are. So, what is it about these two that make them so different. Well, that’s what I wish to talk about with tu today.



We’ll start with Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was a writer...

Happy halloween everyone, and welcome to the tenth and final lista of the halloween season. Today, we will be looking at the five pumpkins and scarecrows in the entertainment world…. I ran out of things to make a full parte superior, arriba ten. Sue me. So, yeah. The usual rules. Only one per franchise and only for ones I have seen. Also, don’t expect this to be too scary. But trust me, I will find at least one nightmare inducing monster to put on this list. Trust me. With all that said, let us start the list.

#10: Jack from Animal Crossing (Pumpkin)



What can really be dicho about Jack. All he is is a guy...