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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as más and más of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the más reciente sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding. It’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space.



This is one of the most bizarre horror cine I think I’ve ever seen. The movie follows two teens as they try to convince their small town of Crescent Cove, California that they are under attack from evil killer clowns, who harvest humans for their blood…. No, trust me though, the cine really good. It sounds silly (Which it is). And it looks really stupid (Which it is), but it’s silly and stupid in a good way. The movie knows that it’s a stupid concept, so instead of trying to make it serious, they decide to make it into this big horror comedy. The Killer Klowns are, while silly, have some very creative ways of mostrando their evil personalities.



These Killer Klowns really do have some interesting technology. They harvest the blood of humans in cotton dulces cocoons, they track people with balloon animal bloodhounds, they shoot people with palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that turns into worm like aliens with clown heads, they throw pies that melt people, drink blood with crazy straws, use shadow puppets to eat people, ride in a giant circus tent UFO, and have a giant puppet clown monster named Jojo the Klownzilla. Just looking at this stuff, you’re thinking “Wow, this looks fucking stupid.” But that’s the idea. You’re not supposed to take it seriously. It’s meant to be taken seriously. We know that the clowns are stupid looking, but it’s meant to be a joke on how they act. Yet, some people suffering from coulrophobia may find this scary. I personally never found clowns scary. I never found them funny either, but whatever. But this movie makes me both laugh and feel a bit scared at times.



Now, tu may be asking how these fat bozos could be scary. Well, at times, there are some rather creepy things they do. The designs of them is pretty creepy enough, really. I mean, the makeup and costumes are good, but they do seem to be somewhat disturbing, especially to those who are scared of clowns. When I saw this movie as a kid, I always thought the scene where they stored the cotton dulces people and drank the blood through crazy straws was a bit scary. Sure, it’s funny today, but it was disturbing back then. But the scariest part was when they turned the police chief into a puppet. It was pretty terrifying if tu ask me.



There’s not a lot to say on Killer Klowns from Outer Space. All I know is that it’s good. Way better than It, where the alien thing was a plot twist… the dumbest plot twist ever. Here, tu already know it, and tu just have fun with it. But, if there was one thing, one thing that I had to demand tu see about this movie, it’s the theme song that they used. It’s cheesy as all living hell, but damn if it doesn’t have some charm. Anyway, Killer Klowns is crazy, it's stupid, but I amor it. If tu want a less serious horror movie, than this is right up your alley. Take care.

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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, o new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short lista of what would happen if tu let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood por killing beloved video game characters o assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do tu mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...
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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were friends aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought tu hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO tu LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can tu do me a favour? Do tu see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...
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Do not ride on any roller coasters called Whoops.
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Now, we all know movies, and we all amor them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from cine I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell tu all my parte superior, arriba favorito! villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain tu wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

 Agahnim
Agahnim


#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to cama early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought tu some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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Good news and bad news, to all tu Rockstar fans out there. Bad news, this is the last GTA entry on this entire list. Good news, it's the best one out there. After playing through the más reciente GTA games, I wanted to go back and try out the older ones. But not GTA 1 old. Little later after that. And one of them was the lovely San Andreas. So let us talk about the great San Andreas and see just what-



WindWakerGuy430: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! What is this doing here?!
SeanTheHedgehog: I am in charge of this review.
WindWakerGuy430: Says who?! Oh, right. I had that hangover...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The circulo, círculo moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed por the name, WindWakerGuy430
The circulo, círculo moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed por the name, WindWakerGuy430


Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 fan Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker...
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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 tu must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the siguiente part of this fan fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the siguiente part of this fan fiction


Warning: The owner of the copyright in these fan fictions has authorized their use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of these fan fictions including any copying, reproduction o performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in these fan fictions.

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 The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction


Gordon: *Walks onto a black screen* Okay, the...
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Counsler: So, Wind, I have heard that tu have some social problems
Wind: Less of problems and más of a smart idea to stay the fuck away from every idiot I meet
Counsler: Now, Wind, it isn’t very healthy to be anti-social. Perhaps tu should make some friends
Wind: ……. Fuck off
Counsler: Oh, come now. What’s wrong with making friends
Wind: What’s wrong? Have tu even seen how stupid people are around me
Counsler: Something tells me that tu are very upset
Wind: Your goddamn right I’m upset. tu just come here and tell me how to live my fucking life, when I don’t want to live...
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Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim aparejo, burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the título fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If tu guessed Thomas Jefferson,...
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So, I don’t know what took me so long, but their are a LOT of Lord of the Rings fanfics. However, that means there are a lot of bad Lord of the Rings fanfics. But, how about one so bad, it got a youtube video made for it? Well, that would be the fanfic, Legolas por Laura….. Yeah, the name is so bad, the autor actually put that as a part of the title. Not even in the fanfic yet and I regret this already.
So, it starts with Legolas walking through the woods, when suddenly, he finds a baby lying on the ground. Um…. okay. So, he picks it up and decides to call it Laura… Kinda of an ordinary...
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