This is one of the most bizarre horror cine I think I’ve ever seen. The movie follows two teens as they try to convince their small town of Crescent Cove, California that they are under attack from evil killer clowns, who harvest humans for their blood…. No, trust me though, the cine really good. It sounds silly (Which it is). And it looks really stupid (Which it is), but it’s silly and stupid in a good way. The movie knows that it’s a stupid concept, so instead of trying to make it serious, they decide to make it into this big horror comedy. The Killer Klowns are, while silly, have some very creative ways of mostrando their evil personalities.
These Killer Klowns really do have some interesting technology. They harvest the blood of humans in cotton dulces cocoons, they track people with balloon animal bloodhounds, they shoot people with palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that turns into worm like aliens with clown heads, they throw pies that melt people, drink blood with crazy straws, use shadow puppets to eat people, ride in a giant circus tent UFO, and have a giant puppet clown monster named Jojo the Klownzilla. Just looking at this stuff, you’re thinking “Wow, this looks fucking stupid.” But that’s the idea. You’re not supposed to take it seriously. It’s meant to be taken seriously. We know that the clowns are stupid looking, but it’s meant to be a joke on how they act. Yet, some people suffering from coulrophobia may find this scary. I personally never found clowns scary. I never found them funny either, but whatever. But this movie makes me both laugh and feel a bit scared at times.
Now, tu may be asking how these fat bozos could be scary. Well, at times, there are some rather creepy things they do. The designs of them is pretty creepy enough, really. I mean, the makeup and costumes are good, but they do seem to be somewhat disturbing, especially to those who are scared of clowns. When I saw this movie as a kid, I always thought the scene where they stored the cotton dulces people and drank the blood through crazy straws was a bit scary. Sure, it’s funny today, but it was disturbing back then. But the scariest part was when they turned the police chief into a puppet. It was pretty terrifying if tu ask me.
There’s not a lot to say on Killer Klowns from Outer Space. All I know is that it’s good. Way better than It, where the alien thing was a plot twist… the dumbest plot twist ever. Here, tu already know it, and tu just have fun with it. But, if there was one thing, one thing that I had to demand tu see about this movie, it’s the theme song that they used. It’s cheesy as all living hell, but damn if it doesn’t have some charm. Anyway, Killer Klowns is crazy, it's stupid, but I amor it. If tu want a less serious horror movie, than this is right up your alley. Take care.
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When I dicho I was going to review No más heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the anterior game, I did mention that I may o may not review it. I dicho that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No más heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No más heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.
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Now, tu all know that I amor the first No más Heroes...
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Now, tu all know that I amor the first No más Heroes...
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Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its más of the backstory of them...
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#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its más of the backstory of them...
So, Final fantasía VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final fantasía VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired por it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a el espacio parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say soccer is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where tu play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another segundo and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years hace before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s ángeles hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many ángeles as she can. So like I dicho before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon por Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet tu all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-
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Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my favorito! Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed por Capcom, created por the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid calcetín puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, día of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do más than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn por war, and now joins a resistance...
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
Anime
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And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
