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As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as más and más of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the más reciente sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding. It’s Killer Klowns from Outer Space.



This is one of the most bizarre horror cine I think I’ve ever seen. The movie follows two teens as they try to convince their small town of Crescent Cove, California that they are under attack from evil killer clowns, who harvest humans for their blood…. No, trust me though, the cine really good. It sounds silly (Which it is). And it looks really stupid (Which it is), but it’s silly and stupid in a good way. The movie knows that it’s a stupid concept, so instead of trying to make it serious, they decide to make it into this big horror comedy. The Killer Klowns are, while silly, have some very creative ways of mostrando their evil personalities.



These Killer Klowns really do have some interesting technology. They harvest the blood of humans in cotton dulces cocoons, they track people with balloon animal bloodhounds, they shoot people with palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that turns into worm like aliens with clown heads, they throw pies that melt people, drink blood with crazy straws, use shadow puppets to eat people, ride in a giant circus tent UFO, and have a giant puppet clown monster named Jojo the Klownzilla. Just looking at this stuff, you’re thinking “Wow, this looks fucking stupid.” But that’s the idea. You’re not supposed to take it seriously. It’s meant to be taken seriously. We know that the clowns are stupid looking, but it’s meant to be a joke on how they act. Yet, some people suffering from coulrophobia may find this scary. I personally never found clowns scary. I never found them funny either, but whatever. But this movie makes me both laugh and feel a bit scared at times.



Now, tu may be asking how these fat bozos could be scary. Well, at times, there are some rather creepy things they do. The designs of them is pretty creepy enough, really. I mean, the makeup and costumes are good, but they do seem to be somewhat disturbing, especially to those who are scared of clowns. When I saw this movie as a kid, I always thought the scene where they stored the cotton dulces people and drank the blood through crazy straws was a bit scary. Sure, it’s funny today, but it was disturbing back then. But the scariest part was when they turned the police chief into a puppet. It was pretty terrifying if tu ask me.



There’s not a lot to say on Killer Klowns from Outer Space. All I know is that it’s good. Way better than It, where the alien thing was a plot twist… the dumbest plot twist ever. Here, tu already know it, and tu just have fun with it. But, if there was one thing, one thing that I had to demand tu see about this movie, it’s the theme song that they used. It’s cheesy as all living hell, but damn if it doesn’t have some charm. Anyway, Killer Klowns is crazy, it's stupid, but I amor it. If tu want a less serious horror movie, than this is right up your alley. Take care.

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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I amor Resident Evil. I amor them almost all of them. I amor the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with tu all the monsters...
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tu know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a lista of the parte superior, arriba ten best. So, the rules for this lista are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that dicho and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my parte superior, arriba Ten Hated Characters in caricaturas and my parte superior, arriba Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT más hated characters in caricaturas and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fans are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as tu can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a bebés toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did buscar up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town tu want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the parte superior, arriba ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the parte superior, arriba ten so easily. Most of my parte superior, arriba ten favorito! games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the lista and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a más niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, o Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, o a blue little perra who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! tu wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of tu know Sega? Okay, now how many of tu know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of tu actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good pregunta because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can tu lose your virginity if tu fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what tu learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But por that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel o a crying smiley face”
Oh tu innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can tu actually lose weight por rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I amor horror movies. Their easily my favorito! genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the cine that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror cine I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only cine that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, o Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm calle - Now, before tu all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm calle was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare tu all for the stupidest thing tu will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. tu know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. tekken is my favorito! fighting game franchise ever. I amor playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for tekken 7, and I can safely say that my favorito! so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, o the tekken tournament, hosted por the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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Well, as of this date, this is the most reciente game I have in the lista of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a más in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the parte superior, arriba 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off por saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, tu LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, mover OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed por zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't tu die on me, tu little bitch. Get up. I dicho get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: tu FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the reciente era. A man who is dicho to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who tu ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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