Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim aparejo, burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the título fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If tu guessed Thomas Jefferson, tu are probably high as a fucking kite… but, tu are also correct. Yes, I am not even close to kidding. Jack, a pirate, somehow knows the third president of the United States… WHY!? AND HOW!? Why and how? Those are the preguntas anyone would ask. How do these two know each other. Well, guess what. It’s never explained. Whoopidty-Fucking-Doo.
So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that something bad is happening and he needs to come with him. And they just instantly end up in Delaware. Why? I wish I knew. So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that America is in a war with the British… THOMAS JEFFERSON ISN’T EVEN A PRESIDENT DURING A WAR! It obviously isn’t the Revolutionary War, because George Washington was the president during that time, and it couldn’t have been the War of 1812, because James Madison was in office, so what war are we talking about. The War of Poorly Written Plot Holes? What a horrible war. Millions of brain cells died that day.
So, once the British find them, they begin shooting at them, and Jack and Thomas Jefferson run, literally, all the way to the capital. Once there, Jack takes the British flag and brings it to the Americans… why, I don’t know. Then the Americans turn on Jack, call him a loyalist, and kill him… Um, what the fuck just happen. No, seriously, what the fuck. tu risk your life in enemy lines, come back with a flag, and your side kills you. I mean, a flag is pretty pointless, but seriously, is that really worth the death penalty.
So, after that, Thomas Jefferson says he has to save Jack… but, he died. The autor just literally told us. Jack’s dead… but, nope. He’s perfectly fine. I mean, he fucking died, but he’s okay now. After this, the British chase them and Jack and Thomas… drive away in a car… Just… just fuck it. I’m not going to pregunta the writers idea of History any longer. Just fuck it. So, Jack and Thomas hide in a barn, eat a cow for some reason, then Patrick Henry comes in and tell them the British left, and all everyone had to do was nothing. This entire fanfic was fucking pointless… Wait, a minute. They didn’t do anything… THE título OF THIS FANFIC IS A FUCKING LIE! Not once does Jack actually save the town. If anything, Thomas Jefferson is saving Jack. That should have been the fanfics título “The Jefferson who Saved a Dumb-Ass Pirate”. The fanfic still would have sucked, but at least the título wouldn’t have lied to me. This fanfic… well, what do tu think the grade is.
It has some awful writing, plot holes bigger than Mars, scenes go por way too fast, and the título just lies right in your face. Why would anyone read this. Just why. This fanfic is atrocious, and no one should have to read it. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If tu guessed Thomas Jefferson, tu are probably high as a fucking kite… but, tu are also correct. Yes, I am not even close to kidding. Jack, a pirate, somehow knows the third president of the United States… WHY!? AND HOW!? Why and how? Those are the preguntas anyone would ask. How do these two know each other. Well, guess what. It’s never explained. Whoopidty-Fucking-Doo.
So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that something bad is happening and he needs to come with him. And they just instantly end up in Delaware. Why? I wish I knew. So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that America is in a war with the British… THOMAS JEFFERSON ISN’T EVEN A PRESIDENT DURING A WAR! It obviously isn’t the Revolutionary War, because George Washington was the president during that time, and it couldn’t have been the War of 1812, because James Madison was in office, so what war are we talking about. The War of Poorly Written Plot Holes? What a horrible war. Millions of brain cells died that day.
So, once the British find them, they begin shooting at them, and Jack and Thomas Jefferson run, literally, all the way to the capital. Once there, Jack takes the British flag and brings it to the Americans… why, I don’t know. Then the Americans turn on Jack, call him a loyalist, and kill him… Um, what the fuck just happen. No, seriously, what the fuck. tu risk your life in enemy lines, come back with a flag, and your side kills you. I mean, a flag is pretty pointless, but seriously, is that really worth the death penalty.
So, after that, Thomas Jefferson says he has to save Jack… but, he died. The autor just literally told us. Jack’s dead… but, nope. He’s perfectly fine. I mean, he fucking died, but he’s okay now. After this, the British chase them and Jack and Thomas… drive away in a car… Just… just fuck it. I’m not going to pregunta the writers idea of History any longer. Just fuck it. So, Jack and Thomas hide in a barn, eat a cow for some reason, then Patrick Henry comes in and tell them the British left, and all everyone had to do was nothing. This entire fanfic was fucking pointless… Wait, a minute. They didn’t do anything… THE título OF THIS FANFIC IS A FUCKING LIE! Not once does Jack actually save the town. If anything, Thomas Jefferson is saving Jack. That should have been the fanfics título “The Jefferson who Saved a Dumb-Ass Pirate”. The fanfic still would have sucked, but at least the título wouldn’t have lied to me. This fanfic… well, what do tu think the grade is.
It has some awful writing, plot holes bigger than Mars, scenes go por way too fast, and the título just lies right in your face. Why would anyone read this. Just why. This fanfic is atrocious, and no one should have to read it. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
