Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim aparejo, burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the título fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If tu guessed Thomas Jefferson, tu are probably high as a fucking kite… but, tu are also correct. Yes, I am not even close to kidding. Jack, a pirate, somehow knows the third president of the United States… WHY!? AND HOW!? Why and how? Those are the preguntas anyone would ask. How do these two know each other. Well, guess what. It’s never explained. Whoopidty-Fucking-Doo.
So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that something bad is happening and he needs to come with him. And they just instantly end up in Delaware. Why? I wish I knew. So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that America is in a war with the British… THOMAS JEFFERSON ISN’T EVEN A PRESIDENT DURING A WAR! It obviously isn’t the Revolutionary War, because George Washington was the president during that time, and it couldn’t have been the War of 1812, because James Madison was in office, so what war are we talking about. The War of Poorly Written Plot Holes? What a horrible war. Millions of brain cells died that day.
So, once the British find them, they begin shooting at them, and Jack and Thomas Jefferson run, literally, all the way to the capital. Once there, Jack takes the British flag and brings it to the Americans… why, I don’t know. Then the Americans turn on Jack, call him a loyalist, and kill him… Um, what the fuck just happen. No, seriously, what the fuck. tu risk your life in enemy lines, come back with a flag, and your side kills you. I mean, a flag is pretty pointless, but seriously, is that really worth the death penalty.
So, after that, Thomas Jefferson says he has to save Jack… but, he died. The autor just literally told us. Jack’s dead… but, nope. He’s perfectly fine. I mean, he fucking died, but he’s okay now. After this, the British chase them and Jack and Thomas… drive away in a car… Just… just fuck it. I’m not going to pregunta the writers idea of History any longer. Just fuck it. So, Jack and Thomas hide in a barn, eat a cow for some reason, then Patrick Henry comes in and tell them the British left, and all everyone had to do was nothing. This entire fanfic was fucking pointless… Wait, a minute. They didn’t do anything… THE título OF THIS FANFIC IS A FUCKING LIE! Not once does Jack actually save the town. If anything, Thomas Jefferson is saving Jack. That should have been the fanfics título “The Jefferson who Saved a Dumb-Ass Pirate”. The fanfic still would have sucked, but at least the título wouldn’t have lied to me. This fanfic… well, what do tu think the grade is.
It has some awful writing, plot holes bigger than Mars, scenes go por way too fast, and the título just lies right in your face. Why would anyone read this. Just why. This fanfic is atrocious, and no one should have to read it. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If tu guessed Thomas Jefferson, tu are probably high as a fucking kite… but, tu are also correct. Yes, I am not even close to kidding. Jack, a pirate, somehow knows the third president of the United States… WHY!? AND HOW!? Why and how? Those are the preguntas anyone would ask. How do these two know each other. Well, guess what. It’s never explained. Whoopidty-Fucking-Doo.
So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that something bad is happening and he needs to come with him. And they just instantly end up in Delaware. Why? I wish I knew. So, Thomas Jefferson tells Jack that America is in a war with the British… THOMAS JEFFERSON ISN’T EVEN A PRESIDENT DURING A WAR! It obviously isn’t the Revolutionary War, because George Washington was the president during that time, and it couldn’t have been the War of 1812, because James Madison was in office, so what war are we talking about. The War of Poorly Written Plot Holes? What a horrible war. Millions of brain cells died that day.
So, once the British find them, they begin shooting at them, and Jack and Thomas Jefferson run, literally, all the way to the capital. Once there, Jack takes the British flag and brings it to the Americans… why, I don’t know. Then the Americans turn on Jack, call him a loyalist, and kill him… Um, what the fuck just happen. No, seriously, what the fuck. tu risk your life in enemy lines, come back with a flag, and your side kills you. I mean, a flag is pretty pointless, but seriously, is that really worth the death penalty.
So, after that, Thomas Jefferson says he has to save Jack… but, he died. The autor just literally told us. Jack’s dead… but, nope. He’s perfectly fine. I mean, he fucking died, but he’s okay now. After this, the British chase them and Jack and Thomas… drive away in a car… Just… just fuck it. I’m not going to pregunta the writers idea of History any longer. Just fuck it. So, Jack and Thomas hide in a barn, eat a cow for some reason, then Patrick Henry comes in and tell them the British left, and all everyone had to do was nothing. This entire fanfic was fucking pointless… Wait, a minute. They didn’t do anything… THE título OF THIS FANFIC IS A FUCKING LIE! Not once does Jack actually save the town. If anything, Thomas Jefferson is saving Jack. That should have been the fanfics título “The Jefferson who Saved a Dumb-Ass Pirate”. The fanfic still would have sucked, but at least the título wouldn’t have lied to me. This fanfic… well, what do tu think the grade is.
It has some awful writing, plot holes bigger than Mars, scenes go por way too fast, and the título just lies right in your face. Why would anyone read this. Just why. This fanfic is atrocious, and no one should have to read it. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
It was a wonderful día in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering más ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: tu really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot tu in the arm! Why aren't tu bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
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Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into cama with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor siguiente to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog...
Well, here we have the parte superior, arriba ten of this fifty list. Let us see if these characters truly are the greatest, o if I have completely disappointed tu throughout this entire three part article. Let’s go!
~#10~
Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my favorito! character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
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Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my favorito! character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
I.... Have honestly no words for this mostrar (Well, that's a load of bull, I have an entire articulo here describing it). This mostrar is just.. so baffling. I don't think that words alone can perfectly describe what kind of mostrar that we are going to be talking about to die. But damn it, I have to at least try my hardest. So, let us talk about a little twenty episode anime series, Ghost Stories and what makes it so..... Different from your usual anime.
Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode anime that was created por Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
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Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode anime that was created por Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Up in the sky, a circulo, círculo appears with an Umbreon inside. Then the name, CokeTheUmbreon appears.
Henry: *Laying down on a bed, escritura a note*
Dad: *Turns on the TV*
Song (Start at 2:07): link
Henry: *Listens to the TV upstairs, but continues to write his letter*
Stockton, south of Henry's location.
Dale: *Wakes up* It's that time again.
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Henry: *In the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He begins to have a flashback*
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Tammy: tu cannot talk to people like that.
Henry: All I said...
So, there is word going around of the creation of a new theme park called nintendo Land… needless to say, I feel like a joyful 8-year-old again. tu all know that I amor nintendo games. They are all so much fun and amazing games. And after hearing that Universal Studios is creating a nintendo theme park, I couldn’t be happier. Now, they haven’t dado out information of what it will be like and what rides it will have yet, but I’d like to give off some of my ideas for attractions that it could have. So, lets start the list.
#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
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#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Seanthehedgehog Presents
A Hedgehog In Ponyville Story
The Grand Galloping Gala
Based off of the Grand Galloping Gala Roleplay from Applejackrocks1, now known as Jade_23.
It was one of those days in winter where all the water was freezing. I had to stop Discord from one of his crazy schemes.
Discord: *enters building*
Sean: *waits por door*
Discord: *pulls switch*
Sean: The building is going into the ground! *hops on roof*
I snuck into what seemed to be Discord's layer. It was underground.
Robotnik: Guten Tag Discord.
Discord: Dr! So good to see...
You must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the siguiente part of this fan fiction
Song: link
The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Applejack was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer día in August. It was wonderful.
Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do tu know when Celestia will let tu become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken...
tu know what’s a good holiday to celebrate? Hitler’s birthday…. I think this may be my most controversial article. Oh well. So, what is the best fuente of the media to promote the birthdate of a ruthless dictator? Video games. And people wonder why I’m not allowed to have friends. First, some rules. Of course, only games that I have played. I am also including games that I haven’t played. With that said, let us start the list
#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game
The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore,...
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#5: Hitler from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: The Video Game
The Last Crusade was released on a LOT of consoles. The Amiga, DOS, Windows, Atari, Commodore,...
