misceláneo Article: How Girls turn Guys down

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posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did tu get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dado your share !

HE: Will tu come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make tu very happy
SHE: Why? Are tu leaving?

HE: What would tu say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't tu already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do tu think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have tu been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this asiento empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down .

HE: So, what do tu do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: hola baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

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Gretute2772 cool,i love it ;D

rubberduck23 lmfao!!

darkmintoutau Lol!!

lalaland101 lol

Channyfan1 "Do not enter" LMAO

jamahl17 pardon me but that would be a bitch ...who does she think she is??!!

ilovetech29 lol

Tdinoahiscute4 The "Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend" reminds me of what mi amiga and I do. He:Wanna come to my party this weekend? Amiga:Sorry. My imaginary friend died. Me:That was this weekend? Sorry I forgot. Stupid math class. Amiga: See what education is doing to society these days?

wierdgem7 lol

mehakxangel lolzzzzz

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Taitlen shae Hughes

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