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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did tu get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dado your share !
HE: Will tu come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make tu very happy
SHE: Why? Are tu leaving?
HE: What would tu say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't tu already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do tu think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have tu been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this asiento empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down .
HE: So, what do tu do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: hola baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did tu get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dado your share !
HE: Will tu come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make tu very happy
SHE: Why? Are tu leaving?
HE: What would tu say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't tu already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do tu think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have tu been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this asiento empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down .
HE: So, what do tu do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: hola baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
Source: 2sleep.com
1.always let him talk to tu about stuff he likes
2.always see what tu have in common (if tu do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW tu FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS tu OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask preguntas about him like his favorito! color, his favorito! movie o his favorito! t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favorito! clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favorito! cine and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank tu for lectura i hope this helps :)
2.always see what tu have in common (if tu do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW tu FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS tu OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask preguntas about him like his favorito! color, his favorito! movie o his favorito! t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your favorito! clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your favorito! cine and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank tu for lectura i hope this helps :)
