This is por far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
preguntas ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic preguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respuestas that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can tu send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi playa on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much cerveza you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some día trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin o Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a año and a half hace to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it seguro to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can tu send me a lista of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do tu have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do tu celebrate navidad in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when tu get here.)
Q: Can tu give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is leche available all año round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and tu should be about right)
Q: I have a pregunta about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of oso, oso de and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where tu can make amor outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
preguntas ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic preguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respuestas that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can tu send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi playa on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much cerveza you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some día trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin o Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a año and a half hace to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it seguro to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can tu send me a lista of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do tu have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do tu celebrate navidad in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when tu get here.)
Q: Can tu give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is leche available all año round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and tu should be about right)
Q: I have a pregunta about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of oso, oso de and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where tu can make amor outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
