This is por far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
preguntas ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic preguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respuestas that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can tu send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi playa on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much cerveza you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some día trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin o Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a año and a half hace to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it seguro to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can tu send me a lista of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do tu have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do tu celebrate navidad in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when tu get here.)
Q: Can tu give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is leche available all año round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and tu should be about right)
Q: I have a pregunta about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of oso, oso de and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where tu can make amor outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
preguntas ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic preguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respuestas that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can tu send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi playa on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much cerveza you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some día trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin o Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a año and a half hace to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it seguro to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can tu send me a lista of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do tu have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do tu celebrate navidad in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when tu get here.)
Q: Can tu give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is leche available all año round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and tu should be about right)
Q: I have a pregunta about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of oso, oso de and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where tu can make amor outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he dicho that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were actuación like animales just because of me and I dicho that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 año old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no más fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank tu for those who took their time lectura my story. Goodbye and I hope that tu could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 año old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no más fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank tu for those who took their time lectura my story. Goodbye and I hope that tu could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If tu like tekken and Naruto, tu may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If tu look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. tu tell me: do tu think this should be looked over?
flippy burying firestar
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest tu all registrarse in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest tu all registrarse in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What tu call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what tu call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope tu like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first pregunta what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of libros do tu read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d tu go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gótico style!
Reporter:What do tu like to hum o sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first pregunta what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of libros do tu read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d tu go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gótico style!
Reporter:What do tu like to hum o sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with más wise words.
a wise man once dicho (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) dicho a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope tu do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I dicho befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see tu in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once dicho (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) dicho a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope tu do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I dicho befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see tu in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests tu could try
1: Ask really stupid preguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so tu can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them tu know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask tu for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as tu can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid preguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so tu can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them tu know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask tu for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as tu can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
