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Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing tu have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at tu and puked. :p

What turns tu on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

maní, cacahuete mantequilla and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck tu :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?

L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?

PICKUP LINES :)

1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel tu from the inside
3-Are tu tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns tu On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your camisa, camiseta i find tu rather perky.\

5-Where wud tu like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the cine then we can watch misceláneo people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy tu some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give tu a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida dicho it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do tu think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our mostrar today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see tu again....
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Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her bolso, monedero and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do tu have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known tu were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...
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