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Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing tu have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at tu and puked. :p

What turns tu on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

maní, cacahuete mantequilla and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck tu :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?

L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?

PICKUP LINES :)

1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel tu from the inside
3-Are tu tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns tu On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your camisa, camiseta i find tu rather perky.\

5-Where wud tu like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the cine then we can watch misceláneo people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy tu some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give tu a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida dicho it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do tu think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if tu don't look like a movie estrella because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because tu amor to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much comida in one día you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If tu want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then tu throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if tu don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone tu may never see again o someone...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do tu want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if tu actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but tu say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving tu now after tu keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...
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posted by selenagomezfan7
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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