Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting siguiente to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. tu oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”
The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”
“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give tu a nice asiento in the first-class carriage — and a plátano for your monkey.”
Guy in a biblioteca walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, tu know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After cena the father asks, “Now, son, what did tu want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what tu see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do tu deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, tu idiot, it means that somebody estola our tent.”
During a cold winter día a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”.!
Patient: Doctor, please can tu help me out?
Doctor: Yes, tu may make your way out the same way tu come in.
Teacher: John, tell me your fecha of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
What is the difference between a teacher and train?
A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
What will be a Math teacher’s favorito! dish?
Pi!
Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue.
Helpdesk: “Sir click on “my computer” icono to the left of computer screen”
Sam: “my left o your left?”!
AND ONE más FOR APPRECIATING MY anterior ARTICLE
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are tu at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if tu like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped por the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one más thing….The house we wanted last año is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see tu later! I amor you!”
MAN: “Bye, I amor you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?
WILL TRY TO POST más LATER!
The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”
“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give tu a nice asiento in the first-class carriage — and a plátano for your monkey.”
Guy in a biblioteca walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, tu know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After cena the father asks, “Now, son, what did tu want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what tu see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do tu deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, tu idiot, it means that somebody estola our tent.”
During a cold winter día a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”.!
Patient: Doctor, please can tu help me out?
Doctor: Yes, tu may make your way out the same way tu come in.
Teacher: John, tell me your fecha of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
What is the difference between a teacher and train?
A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
What will be a Math teacher’s favorito! dish?
Pi!
Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue.
Helpdesk: “Sir click on “my computer” icono to the left of computer screen”
Sam: “my left o your left?”!
AND ONE más FOR APPRECIATING MY anterior ARTICLE
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are tu at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if tu like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped por the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one más thing….The house we wanted last año is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see tu later! I amor you!”
MAN: “Bye, I amor you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?
WILL TRY TO POST más LATER!
What a kiss means.....
+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while besar = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me tu amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor tu too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If tu were thinking about someone while lectura this, you’re definitely in Love
+ kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ kiss on the Lips = I amor you
+Laughing while besar = I am completely comfortable with you
What the gesture means…
+ Holding Hands = We definitely amor each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain amor you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me tu amor me
+ Arms around the Waist = I amor tu too much to let go
–ADVICE!–
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If tu were thinking about someone while lectura this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing misceláneo letters!
well seems like i have to!
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as misceláneo as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling tejo why!
más misceláneo letters!
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deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other misceláneo people!
well seems like i have to!
asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm
as misceláneo as i can get!
my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.
not telling tejo why!
más misceláneo letters!
sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
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deadlox
vampirer04
canal
kitkitty12
other misceláneo people!
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started trofeos lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen año olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have tu know NONE of my friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe tu just live in a shitty neighborhood.
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen año olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have tu know NONE of my friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe tu just live in a shitty neighborhood.
Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, o why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and tu think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, tu SICK, SICK PEOPLE.
tu have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because tu think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
tu have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, o what they are, o even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, o because tu think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.
Thank you.
"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."
^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. reportar everything and comentario 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say tu hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' o 'You're so annoying' o 'No' on a muro post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are más but i cant be stuffed naming them um comentario if i have missed any male anime dudes tu like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if tu dont like me Im sorry if tu think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who tu are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If tu don't like my words, don't listen. If tu don't like my appearance, don't look. If tu don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. tu think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who tu are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change o be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If tu don't like my words, don't listen. If tu don't like my appearance, don't look. If tu don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. tu think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't tu see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, tu gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
reportar the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave tu alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't tu see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, tu gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
reportar the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave tu alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of fanpop and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five minutos yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time tu see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that tu are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that tu are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure tu dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five minutos yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time tu see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that tu are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that tu are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure tu dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.