Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting siguiente to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. tu oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”
The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”
“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give tu a nice asiento in the first-class carriage — and a plátano for your monkey.”
Guy in a biblioteca walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, tu know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After cena the father asks, “Now, son, what did tu want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what tu see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do tu deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, tu idiot, it means that somebody estola our tent.”
During a cold winter día a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”.!
Patient: Doctor, please can tu help me out?
Doctor: Yes, tu may make your way out the same way tu come in.
Teacher: John, tell me your fecha of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
What is the difference between a teacher and train?
A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
What will be a Math teacher’s favorito! dish?
Pi!
Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue.
Helpdesk: “Sir click on “my computer” icono to the left of computer screen”
Sam: “my left o your left?”!
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are tu at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if tu like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped por the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one más thing….The house we wanted last año is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see tu later! I amor you!”
MAN: “Bye, I amor you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?
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The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”
“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give tu a nice asiento in the first-class carriage — and a plátano for your monkey.”
Guy in a biblioteca walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, tu know you’re in a library, right?”
Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a hamburguesa con queso and fries, please.”
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After cena the father asks, “Now, son, what did tu want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.
They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what tu see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “And what do tu deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, tu idiot, it means that somebody estola our tent.”
During a cold winter día a wife messaged to her husband that “the Windows frozen”.
Husband replied to pour some warm water on them.
After a while husband received a message again “No way, the computer is completely spoilt now”.!
Patient: Doctor, please can tu help me out?
Doctor: Yes, tu may make your way out the same way tu come in.
Teacher: John, tell me your fecha of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!
What is the difference between a teacher and train?
A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!
What will be a Math teacher’s favorito! dish?
Pi!
Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue.
Helpdesk: “Sir click on “my computer” icono to the left of computer screen”
Sam: “my left o your left?”!
AND ONE más FOR APPRECIATING MY anterior ARTICLE
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are tu at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if tu like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped por the Mercedes dealership and saw the new2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$68,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one más thing….The house we wanted last año is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see tu later! I amor you!”
MAN: “Bye, I amor you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know whose phone this is?
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So, it's been five years since tu passed. I wanted to take a few minutos to remind people of how wonderful tu were and how much tu impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your amor apoyar on my muro and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do tu remember when tu told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that tu calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had más time to be friends and hang out together. I really do. tu were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to tu and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank tu so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do tu remember when tu told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that tu calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had más time to be friends and hang out together. I really do. tu were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to tu and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank tu so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I’m sorry. I really didn’t want to have to talk about this game. I didn’t even beat it, and for good reason. It’s not a fun game to play. Coming from the guy who could beat YIIK and play a dozen matches on Morphies Law, I could barely get through the first of three stories and gave up around the segundo cause the game glitched out a necessary item and I just decided fuck it, what’s the point of prolonging my suffering. So...
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I’m sorry. I really didn’t want to have to talk about this game. I didn’t even beat it, and for good reason. It’s not a fun game to play. Coming from the guy who could beat YIIK and play a dozen matches on Morphies Law, I could barely get through the first of three stories and gave up around the segundo cause the game glitched out a necessary item and I just decided fuck it, what’s the point of prolonging my suffering. So...
