My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm escritura tu this letter to tell tu that I'm leaving tu forever. I've been a good man to tu for 7 years & I have nothing to mostrar for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that tu quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, tu came inicial & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorito! meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. tu ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. tu don't tell me tu amor me anymore; tu don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either tu are cheating on me o tu don't amor me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my día más than receiving your letter.
It's true tu & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when tu got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if tu can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when tu cooked my favorito! meal, tu must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from tu because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved tu & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got inicial tu were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope tu have the fulfilling life tu always wanted. My lawyer dicho that the letter tu wrote ensures tu won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told tu this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm escritura tu this letter to tell tu that I'm leaving tu forever. I've been a good man to tu for 7 years & I have nothing to mostrar for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that tu quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, tu came inicial & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorito! meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. tu ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. tu don't tell me tu amor me anymore; tu don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either tu are cheating on me o tu don't amor me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my día más than receiving your letter.
It's true tu & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when tu got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if tu can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when tu cooked my favorito! meal, tu must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from tu because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved tu & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got inicial tu were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope tu have the fulfilling life tu always wanted. My lawyer dicho that the letter tu wrote ensures tu won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told tu this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
