My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm escritura tu this letter to tell tu that I'm leaving tu forever. I've been a good man to tu for 7 years & I have nothing to mostrar for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that tu quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, tu came inicial & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorito! meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. tu ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. tu don't tell me tu amor me anymore; tu don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either tu are cheating on me o tu don't amor me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my día más than receiving your letter.
It's true tu & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when tu got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if tu can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when tu cooked my favorito! meal, tu must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from tu because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved tu & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got inicial tu were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope tu have the fulfilling life tu always wanted. My lawyer dicho that the letter tu wrote ensures tu won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told tu this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm escritura tu this letter to tell tu that I'm leaving tu forever. I've been a good man to tu for 7 years & I have nothing to mostrar for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that tu quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, tu came inicial & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorito! meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. tu ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. tu don't tell me tu amor me anymore; tu don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either tu are cheating on me o tu don't amor me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my día más than receiving your letter.
It's true tu & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when tu got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if tu can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when tu cooked my favorito! meal, tu must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from tu because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved tu & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got inicial tu were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope tu have the fulfilling life tu always wanted. My lawyer dicho that the letter tu wrote ensures tu won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told tu this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
u say your a body?
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine tu say im dead?
whats without amor u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot división, split in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much más unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not división, split in two
because i could never live without u
without a host?
not one spirit not one ghost?
why do u cry if im unfair?
suck it up my frail friend
im sick of your stupid greed
why are u so scared of me?
i have done nothing wrong?
then whats with your gloomy song?
u say your fine tu say im dead?
whats without amor u sleepy head?
im just me and your just u
so be happy where noot división, split in Two
if i was a u and u were a me?
then it would so much más unhappy
my soul is telling me to stay
but then my ghost is saying go away?
its not like my smile would care
because im just u and me and fair
be proud that where not división, split in two
because i could never live without u
