Funny caption contest (will give out props)

"Does that include with, o without machine guns?"

''What did tu say? I stopped listening after tu told me to listen carefully...''

so .....you want me, to throw lemons.....at people....and yell "TASTE THE arco iris JERK!" like that?

"so let me get this straight; I'm a student and your my teacher?"

"i was held back?"

"Are tu sure 2+2=4 and not fish"

wait what so your the teacher i thought i was and what did tu say i only heard blah blah blah

lol stick this in your jugo, jugo de box and suck it!

*staring at shiny thing*

"ok, wait...you're saying that Blane has a son named Garfeild and he's in jail... THAT'S supposed 2 b the plot of my story?! u r the most untalented writer person i know!"
P.S that guy kinda looks like Galen from Starwars...no, i take that back...he REALLY looks like Galen from Starwars! here's the proof, a picture of Galen.

Wait, stabbing stupid people is illegal?
... Oh shit.

wait wait ur telling me vampiros arent REAL?! but i saw this guy sparkling in the light just today ..

So... You're saying I shouldn't kill people?

The Dude: (in his head) "If I keep his attention on this boring topic, i can keep practicing my hand on holding a cup of wine for my wife...and get a better grip when playing pool. Hmmm..." *thinks hard*