Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon o later, something happened. This is how I lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, tu retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This delfín is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do tu know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous trick. How about riding on him?
Trainer: Only if we do this trick.
Other trainer: FINE!!!
Jack: NO! IM NOT JUMPING THROUGH THREE RINGS OF FIRE!

*Jack jumps through the 3 rings of fire*

Me: Phew. That was quick.
Sherman: Glad tu survived, good friend.
Me: Thanks. I hope tu survive the ring of fire.
Sherman: Trust me. I'll survive.
Me: I believe that. Okay. I have to let this jerk ride me.
Sherman: Have fun!
Me: Alright?

Trainer: I got to get on him, right?
Other trainer: tu know! Hiop on him.
*Trainer hops on jack*
Trainer: Go stupid dolphin!
Me: IM NOT STUPID!
Trainer: GO!
*I refuse to go*
Trainer :You freakin-
*Trainer rips off my tail*
Me: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY TAIL! THE PAIN!

My tail bleeds in the water while I throw the trainer to the wall.

Other trainer: Im gonna call a delfín medic!

*15 minutos later, the delfín medic gets here*

Me: OWCH! IT BURNS!
Sherman: JACK! NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me: THE FREAKIN RETARDED TRAINER RIPPED MY TAIL OFF SINCE I DINT LET HER RIDE ME!
Sherman: Tell me about it. Once, he slapped me with a tv remote.
Me: How come my tail- I mean, how come I feel better now?
Sherman: What about that bandage on your tail's mark (where it used to be)?
Me: WOW! They are going to take care of me!
Sherman: Im gonna be worried about you, bud.
Me: I'm releived. they are taking me to the delfín hospital!
Sherman: Sorry tu have to go through all of this pain. Have a good time at the hospital. Bye.
*Jack gets put in the ambulancia and goes away*
Sherman: Bye, best friend.. *cries*

*At the delfín hospital*
Me: Im going to be fine.. Im going to be fine..
Doctor: We will have to replace his tail with a mechanical tail.
Me: ILL HAVE A TAIL AGAIN! YAY!
Other doctor: Okay. Leyts put him to sleep.
Me: WAIT? WHAT ARE YO- Im tired. *mumbles* *falls asleep*

*Doctors put on the mechanical tail*

Me: I had a great sleep. Ahh..... WHERE AM I?!- Oh wait, oh yeah. The lost of my tail. Wait, am I dreaming, o do I have a tail- but all mechanical? I HAVE A TAIL! YAY!
Doctor: Me seems fine. Take him to the pool with all of the other dolphins.
Me: Wait, where are tu taking me?
*Nurse takes me to the pool*
*I arive at the pool*
Nurse: Here tu go! *Drops me on the water*
Nurse: Have a pescado for being so good!
Me: YES! A fish! I havent had once since that other trick. I can only eat crabs. Ugh! *shivers*
*Jack eats fish*
*Other dolphins are talking and playing*
Me: This.. Is... A... MIRACLE!
*A delfín named Ryan comes up to jack*
Ryan: Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure!
Ryan: So what happened to you?
Me: Oh, I was doing tricks at coney island, And the stupid trainer ripped my tail off.
Ryan: Uohhhh.. Okay. I got my dorsal fin cut off.
Me: Hmm.. Interesting. I had to jump through 3 rings of fire.
Ryan: THATS DANGEROUS! Im only 10, I couldn't do that.
Me: I'm 10, too!
Ryan: Awesome!

*8 days later, I get released to the ocean*

Sherman: I miss tu Jack. Please, come back.
Other dolphin: Ive heard he's escaped to the bahía of the ocean.
Sherman: OCEAN? HES NEVER COMING BACK! IVE GOT TO BREAK INTO THE OCEAN!
Other dolphin: I can believe tu can. tu are VERY strong. Hey, I would like to escape, I'll help. Okay?
Sherman: Okay. Lets do it. 1,2,3, GO!
*Sherman and the other delfín breaks out to the ocean*
People: WOAH!!!

*4 days later, Sherman finds jack laying por the beach, watching the clouds.
Sherman: JACK! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Sherman! I missed you!
Sherman: Is your tail okay?
Me: Yeah! It is replaced with a robotic tail. It works!
Sherman: Cool!
Me: We will have so much fun together!
Sherman: Yep. Lots of fun.

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Ending (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Leave Out All The Rest")

posted by mostar1219

Dream

It was a quiet día in the HQ. It might've even seemed too quiet for some and that "some" wasn't Skipper. To Kowalski, something didn't seem right.
He left the HQ for a while and looked around the zoo and everyone was present in the zoo. All except for one: Monique. He double checked the zoo, he even triple checked. She didn't say anything about leaving and she's talked to Kowalski about a lot.
What was also amazing was that no one else seemed to notice her disappearance except for him. Not even Skipper, and he always his parttime blood shot, highly trained eyes on everything. Kowalski had...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (7) Falling Hard

posted by peacebaby7

March 20, 2012
0853 hours

    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well tu look rested.” Skipper dicho sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 4 Promisse and the Curse

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Ok, nice to meet you, we must came back to zoo, so, bye” dicho Skipper.
“Wait a minute, leader”
“Do tu know who is leader?”
“You can’t go” dicho Prince and laughed.
“Why?”
“Because I have him” dicho Prince and caught Private.
“Help!” screamed Private.
“Hey! Let him go!”
Dark Prince laughed.
“Ok, what are tu want?”
“You must gave me a magical Black Rose” dicho Prince.
“We haven’t got any black roses, Rico?”
Rico checked his stomach.
“Sorry” he said.
“See? Now give us Private”
Prince only laugh and he hurt him por a rose thorn.
“What are tu doing!?”...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 1): (4) Tears of a True Soldier

posted by peacebaby7

    Skipper and Eve continued walking through New York. It was almost sundown again, and snow was still drifting gently from the dark cloudy sky. They hadn’t gotten far within the last few hours. It was difficult to walk through such harsh weather. To try to keep as warm as possible, Skipper and Eve were walking with their flippers around each other, pulling each other close.

    “Hey Eve…”

    “Yeah Skipper?”

    “I think I found a way we can get out of this cold without stopping.”

    “Yeah?”...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 2

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva dicho "Listen,all of you! Do tu think tu could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze tu all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the televisión turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a segundo thought. "We have to disguise tu as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...

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Celeste Chapter 1

posted by legendary7

A beautiful pingüino, pingüino de rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied por the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, o so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The barco was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...

Stupid Crazy amor vista previa

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda dicho happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He dicho in his Danish accent. "Then por the powers invested in me...I now pronounce tu man and wife. tu may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

The Stuff Song (a songfic)

posted by werockz

Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My magdalena is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our favorito! foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little comida beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When tu miss someone tu amor tu can't cry enough.

Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the día ever again.

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The Black Death Chapter 3 cena

posted by legendary7

When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, tu are." She shot back. "If it's an apology tu want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 9 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! tu know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the asiento and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every pingüino, pingüino de for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any más Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see tu alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any más advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any más Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any más advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuego truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuego engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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más Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first día at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides tu and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me más about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, tu can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating pescado o any thing. We'll only eat pastas, chocolate balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the barco might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the barco moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect día for sailing. Just...

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled por until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to tu it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank tu for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one o the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and animales 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope tu are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed escritura this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. tu guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some comentarios this time. Thanks so much!

A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...