Los pingüinos de Madagascar Club
registrarse
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
One day, In 1979, soon o later, something happened. This is how I lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, tu retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This delfín is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do tu know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous trick. How about riding on him?
Trainer: Only if we do this trick.
Other trainer: FINE!!!
Jack: NO! IM NOT JUMPING THROUGH THREE RINGS OF FIRE!

*Jack jumps through the 3 rings of fire*

Me: Phew. That was quick.
Sherman: Glad tu survived, good friend.
Me: Thanks. I hope tu survive the ring of fire.
Sherman: Trust me. I'll survive.
Me: I believe that. Okay. I have to let this jerk ride me.
Sherman: Have fun!
Me: Alright?

Trainer: I got to get on him, right?
Other trainer: tu know! Hiop on him.
*Trainer hops on jack*
Trainer: Go stupid dolphin!
Me: IM NOT STUPID!
Trainer: GO!
*I refuse to go*
Trainer :You freakin-
*Trainer rips off my tail*
Me: OWWWWWWW!!!!!!! MY TAIL! THE PAIN!

My tail bleeds in the water while I throw the trainer to the wall.

Other trainer: Im gonna call a delfín medic!

*15 minutos later, the delfín medic gets here*

Me: OWCH! IT BURNS!
Sherman: JACK! NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Me: THE FREAKIN RETARDED TRAINER RIPPED MY TAIL OFF SINCE I DINT LET HER RIDE ME!
Sherman: Tell me about it. Once, he slapped me with a tv remote.
Me: How come my tail- I mean, how come I feel better now?
Sherman: What about that bandage on your tail's mark (where it used to be)?
Me: WOW! They are going to take care of me!
Sherman: Im gonna be worried about you, bud.
Me: I'm releived. they are taking me to the delfín hospital!
Sherman: Sorry tu have to go through all of this pain. Have a good time at the hospital. Bye.
*Jack gets put in the ambulancia and goes away*
Sherman: Bye, best friend.. *cries*

*At the delfín hospital*
Me: Im going to be fine.. Im going to be fine..
Doctor: We will have to replace his tail with a mechanical tail.
Me: ILL HAVE A TAIL AGAIN! YAY!
Other doctor: Okay. Leyts put him to sleep.
Me: WAIT? WHAT ARE YO- Im tired. *mumbles* *falls asleep*

*Doctors put on the mechanical tail*

Me: I had a great sleep. Ahh..... WHERE AM I?!- Oh wait, oh yeah. The lost of my tail. Wait, am I dreaming, o do I have a tail- but all mechanical? I HAVE A TAIL! YAY!
Doctor: Me seems fine. Take him to the pool with all of the other dolphins.
Me: Wait, where are tu taking me?
*Nurse takes me to the pool*
*I arive at the pool*
Nurse: Here tu go! *Drops me on the water*
Nurse: Have a pescado for being so good!
Me: YES! A fish! I havent had once since that other trick. I can only eat crabs. Ugh! *shivers*
*Jack eats fish*
*Other dolphins are talking and playing*
Me: This.. Is... A... MIRACLE!
*A delfín named Ryan comes up to jack*
Ryan: Wanna be friends?
Me: Sure!
Ryan: So what happened to you?
Me: Oh, I was doing tricks at coney island, And the stupid trainer ripped my tail off.
Ryan: Uohhhh.. Okay. I got my dorsal fin cut off.
Me: Hmm.. Interesting. I had to jump through 3 rings of fire.
Ryan: THATS DANGEROUS! Im only 10, I couldn't do that.
Me: I'm 10, too!
Ryan: Awesome!

*8 days later, I get released to the ocean*

Sherman: I miss tu Jack. Please, come back.
Other dolphin: Ive heard he's escaped to the bahía of the ocean.
Sherman: OCEAN? HES NEVER COMING BACK! IVE GOT TO BREAK INTO THE OCEAN!
Other dolphin: I can believe tu can. tu are VERY strong. Hey, I would like to escape, I'll help. Okay?
Sherman: Okay. Lets do it. 1,2,3, GO!
*Sherman and the other delfín breaks out to the ocean*
People: WOAH!!!

*4 days later, Sherman finds jack laying por the beach, watching the clouds.
Sherman: JACK! I FOUND YOU!
Me: Sherman! I missed you!
Sherman: Is your tail okay?
Me: Yeah! It is replaced with a robotic tail. It works!
Sherman: Cool!
Me: We will have so much fun together!
Sherman: Yep. Lots of fun.

Thanks for lectura this! The real versoin is at:
link
added by Schnusch
added by PenguinStyle
added by PenguinStyle
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Night and Dazed
added by Bluepenguin
Source: tejón Pride
added by LifelessPenguin
Source: Alienated
added by Bluepenguin
Source: palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz Panic
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Operation Break-Speare
added by Icicle1penguin
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Brain Drain
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Nick.com
added by Metallica1147
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Fit to Print
added by Shadowpenguin
Source: Me, Scanner, Airhead, 7-11, and Disicable Me
I sighed and did a facepalm. My least favorito! subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought tu were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, o flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As tu all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....
continue reading...
The four were at their favorito! hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about tu meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...
continue reading...
First I just want to thank tu all for your wonderful comentarios on my bloopers. tu all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope tu enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

------------------------------------------------------------

Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit por fish* What the?!?!...
continue reading...
Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope tu enjoy it. :)
----------------------------------------------------------

Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy tu really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...
continue reading...
Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered por the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered por the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did tu hear that pack of lies!...
continue reading...
So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the fuente for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 o 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in...
continue reading...