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Doris's New Beau: Take 1

[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]

Kowalski: "She...needs me?"

Parker: "Her very words. dicho you're the smartest guy she's ever met."

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*

Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"

GuyOffSet: "On it!"

Director: "Kowalski, are tu alright?"

Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head* "I'm alright...but I do have a question. Why is that leprechaun dancing on your head?"

Director: *facepalm*

Doris's New Beau: Take 2

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual confidence I exude, my effortless attempts, my sense of swag-"

Doris: *in background* "Kowalski!" *swims to dock* "Hey you."

Kowalski: *suddenly becomes lovesick and disoriented* "Doris?"

Doris: "Kowalski!"

Kowalski: "You s-still go-got the-the p-p-p-pretty parts!"

Doris: *giggles* "You haven't changed a bit! Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you."

Kowalski: *starts purring*

Julien: *waving arms in the air* "Wait! Cut! Cut! CUT! W-What is that!? That is so wrong and creeping me out! I am demanding that that is to be being tooken out of the script."

Director: "And who gives tu that authorization?"

Julien: "Eh, I am king. Duh." *points to crown* "Haven't tu ever seen a king before?"

Director: *sighs impatiently* [to intern] "You might wanna push my lunch back to four 'o' clock."

Doris's New Beau: Take 3

Doris: "Kowalski!"

Kowalski: "You s-still go-got the-the p-p-p-pretty parts!"

Doris: *giggles* "You haven't changed a bit! Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you."

Kowalski: *starts purring*

Doris: "Now take a deep breath, then respond."

Kowalski: *attempts to snap out of it* "Okay!" *takes HUGE breath* [forces out] "Nice to see you, too."

Doris: *to PARKER* "Didn't I tell tu he was great, baby?"

Kowalski: *face falls* "Baby?"

Parker: "Oh yeah, guy's got it goin' on. Just like tu said, sweetie."

Kowalski: Sweetie?!? *through wheezes* Why tu call her sweeti-*bug flies into beak and Kowalski starts coughing*

Director: "Cut!" *sighs* "Will someone help him!?"

Parker: *smacks Kowalski's back knocking him off of his feet* "Did I get it?"

Kowalski: *through wheezes* "Yeah...yeah, tu got it..."

Doris's New Beau: Take 4

Doris: *to PARKER* "Didn't I tell tu he was great, baby?"

Kowalski: *face falls* "Baby?"

Parker: "Oh yeah, guy's got it goin' on. Just like tu said, sweetie."

Kowalski: "Sweetie?!?" *through wheezes* "Why tu call her sweetie?!?!?"

[Cut to siguiente scene]

Kowalski: "Oh, it'll never work, Doris! Is he bird? Is he mammal? If he can't even commit to a species, how can he commit to you?!"

Doris: "Look, I've heard this all before. Except then, it was about Doug the porpoise, Harry the octopus, o Pete the manatee."

Parker: O_O

Kowalski: "He was ugly on the inside, too!" >:/

Doris: "Listen, Kowalski, I like you. I do, I really like you, I like you. But I'm never gonna like you, like you. Can tu understand that?"

Kowalski: *tears up*

Rico/Private: *lassos Kowalski's neck and pulls him back*

Skipper: "Get Kowalski away from her, men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged." >:)

Rico: "Oh, boy!" *hacks up lead pipe and charges*

Kowalski: :O "No! No, no, no! NOO! *tackles Rico* "Force, excessive o otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper."

Skipper: :( "Oh, really? 'Cause Rico hacked up a lead pipe, and I'm kinda hankerin' to use this thing." *presses button on taser but it doesn't work* "Hm. It's not working." *presses button a few más times*

Director: *puts hand in face and mumbles something inaudible*

Kowalski: "Here, let me try." *makes a grab for it*

Skipper: *pulls away* "No, no! I got it!" *shakes it a little then presses button and taser electrocutes him* [coughs] "See?" *falls over*

Doris's New Beau: Take 5

Skipper: "Get Kowalski away from her, men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged." >:)

Rico: "Oh, boy!" *hacks up lead pipe and charges*

Kowalski: :O "No! No, no, no! NOO! *tackles Rico* "Force, excessive o otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper."

Skipper: :( "Oh, really? 'Cause Rico hacked up a lead pipe, and I'm kinda hankerin' to use this thing." *presses button on taser and watches the electricity flow through it* >:)

Kowalski: "Sorry. I just wanna go home...and be forever alone...in my bunk..." *starts walking to car*

Rico/Private: *shiver in disgust*

Parker: *steps in Kowalski's path but accidentally steps on his foot*

Kowalski: Daeie! *passes out*

Parker: "..........Heheh...Those pesky toxic spurs...Am I right?" *nervous laugh*

Director: T____T [to intern] "Better just cancelar my lunch."