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Doris's New Beau: Take 1
[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]
Kowalski: "She...needs me?"
Parker: "Her very words. dicho you're the smartest guy she's ever met."
Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*
Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"
GuyOffSet: "On it!"
Director: "Kowalski, are tu alright?"
Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head* "I'm alright...but I do have a question. Why is that leprechaun dancing on your head?"
Director: *facepalm*
Doris's New Beau: Take 2
Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual confidence I exude, my effortless attempts, my sense of swag-"
Doris: *in background* "Kowalski!" *swims to dock* "Hey you."
Kowalski: *suddenly becomes lovesick and disoriented* "Doris?"
Doris: "Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "You s-still go-got the-the p-p-p-pretty parts!"
Doris: *giggles* "You haven't changed a bit! Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you."
Kowalski: *starts purring*
Julien: *waving arms in the air* "Wait! Cut! Cut! CUT! W-What is that!? That is so wrong and creeping me out! I am demanding that that is to be being tooken out of the script."
Director: "And who gives tu that authorization?"
Julien: "Eh, I am king. Duh." *points to crown* "Haven't tu ever seen a king before?"
Director: *sighs impatiently* [to intern] "You might wanna push my lunch back to four 'o' clock."
Doris's New Beau: Take 3
Doris: "Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "You s-still go-got the-the p-p-p-pretty parts!"
Doris: *giggles* "You haven't changed a bit! Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you."
Kowalski: *starts purring*
Doris: "Now take a deep breath, then respond."
Kowalski: *attempts to snap out of it* "Okay!" *takes HUGE breath* [forces out] "Nice to see you, too."
Doris: *to PARKER* "Didn't I tell tu he was great, baby?"
Kowalski: *face falls* "Baby?"
Parker: "Oh yeah, guy's got it goin' on. Just like tu said, sweetie."
Kowalski: Sweetie?!? *through wheezes* Why tu call her sweeti-*bug flies into beak and Kowalski starts coughing*
Director: "Cut!" *sighs* "Will someone help him!?"
Parker: *smacks Kowalski's back knocking him off of his feet* "Did I get it?"
Kowalski: *through wheezes* "Yeah...yeah, tu got it..."
Doris's New Beau: Take 4
Doris: *to PARKER* "Didn't I tell tu he was great, baby?"
Kowalski: *face falls* "Baby?"
Parker: "Oh yeah, guy's got it goin' on. Just like tu said, sweetie."
Kowalski: "Sweetie?!?" *through wheezes* "Why tu call her sweetie?!?!?"
[Cut to siguiente scene]
Kowalski: "Oh, it'll never work, Doris! Is he bird? Is he mammal? If he can't even commit to a species, how can he commit to you?!"
Doris: "Look, I've heard this all before. Except then, it was about Doug the porpoise, Harry the octopus, o Pete the manatee."
Parker: O_O
Kowalski: "He was ugly on the inside, too!" >:/
Doris: "Listen, Kowalski, I like you. I do, I really like you, I like you. But I'm never gonna like you, like you. Can tu understand that?"
Kowalski: *tears up*
Rico/Private: *lassos Kowalski's neck and pulls him back*
Skipper: "Get Kowalski away from her, men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged." >:)
Rico: "Oh, boy!" *hacks up lead pipe and charges*
Kowalski: :O "No! No, no, no! NOO! *tackles Rico* "Force, excessive o otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper."
Skipper: :( "Oh, really? 'Cause Rico hacked up a lead pipe, and I'm kinda hankerin' to use this thing." *presses button on taser but it doesn't work* "Hm. It's not working." *presses button a few más times*
Director: *puts hand in face and mumbles something inaudible*
Kowalski: "Here, let me try." *makes a grab for it*
Skipper: *pulls away* "No, no! I got it!" *shakes it a little then presses button and taser electrocutes him* [coughs] "See?" *falls over*
Doris's New Beau: Take 5
Skipper: "Get Kowalski away from her, men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged." >:)
Rico: "Oh, boy!" *hacks up lead pipe and charges*
Kowalski: :O "No! No, no, no! NOO! *tackles Rico* "Force, excessive o otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper."
Skipper: :( "Oh, really? 'Cause Rico hacked up a lead pipe, and I'm kinda hankerin' to use this thing." *presses button on taser and watches the electricity flow through it* >:)
Kowalski: "Sorry. I just wanna go home...and be forever alone...in my bunk..." *starts walking to car*
Rico/Private: *shiver in disgust*
Parker: *steps in Kowalski's path but accidentally steps on his foot*
Kowalski: Daeie! *passes out*
Parker: "..........Heheh...Those pesky toxic spurs...Am I right?" *nervous laugh*
Director: T____T [to intern] "Better just cancelar my lunch."
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Doris's New Beau: Take 1
[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]
Kowalski: "She...needs me?"
Parker: "Her very words. dicho you're the smartest guy she's ever met."
Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*
Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"
GuyOffSet: "On it!"
Director: "Kowalski, are tu alright?"
Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head* "I'm alright...but I do have a question. Why is that leprechaun dancing on your head?"
Director: *facepalm*
Doris's New Beau: Take 2
Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual confidence I exude, my effortless attempts, my sense of swag-"
Doris: *in background* "Kowalski!" *swims to dock* "Hey you."
Kowalski: *suddenly becomes lovesick and disoriented* "Doris?"
Doris: "Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "You s-still go-got the-the p-p-p-pretty parts!"
Doris: *giggles* "You haven't changed a bit! Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you."
Kowalski: *starts purring*
Julien: *waving arms in the air* "Wait! Cut! Cut! CUT! W-What is that!? That is so wrong and creeping me out! I am demanding that that is to be being tooken out of the script."
Director: "And who gives tu that authorization?"
Julien: "Eh, I am king. Duh." *points to crown* "Haven't tu ever seen a king before?"
Director: *sighs impatiently* [to intern] "You might wanna push my lunch back to four 'o' clock."
Doris's New Beau: Take 3
Doris: "Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "You s-still go-got the-the p-p-p-pretty parts!"
Doris: *giggles* "You haven't changed a bit! Oh, Kowalski, it's really nice to see you."
Kowalski: *starts purring*
Doris: "Now take a deep breath, then respond."
Kowalski: *attempts to snap out of it* "Okay!" *takes HUGE breath* [forces out] "Nice to see you, too."
Doris: *to PARKER* "Didn't I tell tu he was great, baby?"
Kowalski: *face falls* "Baby?"
Parker: "Oh yeah, guy's got it goin' on. Just like tu said, sweetie."
Kowalski: Sweetie?!? *through wheezes* Why tu call her sweeti-*bug flies into beak and Kowalski starts coughing*
Director: "Cut!" *sighs* "Will someone help him!?"
Parker: *smacks Kowalski's back knocking him off of his feet* "Did I get it?"
Kowalski: *through wheezes* "Yeah...yeah, tu got it..."
Doris's New Beau: Take 4
Doris: *to PARKER* "Didn't I tell tu he was great, baby?"
Kowalski: *face falls* "Baby?"
Parker: "Oh yeah, guy's got it goin' on. Just like tu said, sweetie."
Kowalski: "Sweetie?!?" *through wheezes* "Why tu call her sweetie?!?!?"
[Cut to siguiente scene]
Kowalski: "Oh, it'll never work, Doris! Is he bird? Is he mammal? If he can't even commit to a species, how can he commit to you?!"
Doris: "Look, I've heard this all before. Except then, it was about Doug the porpoise, Harry the octopus, o Pete the manatee."
Parker: O_O
Kowalski: "He was ugly on the inside, too!" >:/
Doris: "Listen, Kowalski, I like you. I do, I really like you, I like you. But I'm never gonna like you, like you. Can tu understand that?"
Kowalski: *tears up*
Rico/Private: *lassos Kowalski's neck and pulls him back*
Skipper: "Get Kowalski away from her, men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged." >:)
Rico: "Oh, boy!" *hacks up lead pipe and charges*
Kowalski: :O "No! No, no, no! NOO! *tackles Rico* "Force, excessive o otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper."
Skipper: :( "Oh, really? 'Cause Rico hacked up a lead pipe, and I'm kinda hankerin' to use this thing." *presses button on taser but it doesn't work* "Hm. It's not working." *presses button a few más times*
Director: *puts hand in face and mumbles something inaudible*
Kowalski: "Here, let me try." *makes a grab for it*
Skipper: *pulls away* "No, no! I got it!" *shakes it a little then presses button and taser electrocutes him* [coughs] "See?" *falls over*
Doris's New Beau: Take 5
Skipper: "Get Kowalski away from her, men! Excessive force is approved, and encouraged." >:)
Rico: "Oh, boy!" *hacks up lead pipe and charges*
Kowalski: :O "No! No, no, no! NOO! *tackles Rico* "Force, excessive o otherwise, won't be necessary, Skipper."
Skipper: :( "Oh, really? 'Cause Rico hacked up a lead pipe, and I'm kinda hankerin' to use this thing." *presses button on taser and watches the electricity flow through it* >:)
Kowalski: "Sorry. I just wanna go home...and be forever alone...in my bunk..." *starts walking to car*
Rico/Private: *shiver in disgust*
Parker: *steps in Kowalski's path but accidentally steps on his foot*
Kowalski: Daeie! *passes out*
Parker: "..........Heheh...Those pesky toxic spurs...Am I right?" *nervous laugh*
Director: T____T [to intern] "Better just cancelar my lunch."
Oh,Spongebob,why did tu take the blimp,
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.
tu bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.
My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.
Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.
Have tu heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.
Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.
The rest will be quite a blur,
no más tu will be a cure.
"Cause have tu heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."
Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.
Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.
Us POM fans,don't need you,pimp.
tu bring tears to our eyes,
So leave with your tie.
My little heart,can't take no more,
so go out the little door.
Your time is running out,
we won't have any pouts.
Have tu heard the news,no probably not,
I heard that Rugrats might take your spot.
Laughter will fill the air,
we shall wake up from this nightmare.
The rest will be quite a blur,
no más tu will be a cure.
"Cause have tu heard the word?
Bird,bird,bird,bird's the word."
Even Peter Griffin knows,
that POM is the best show.
Now this song,comes to an end,
thus my rant is over,men.