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Although Monique and Kowalski were together, she doesn't always see eye to eye with Skipper. Usually it's her way of sneaking around o her passtimes that tend to bug the leader, but what they always tend to butt heads over is the way that she fights. Skipper and his team fight in a sophisticated and semi organized manner, while she ends up fighting in a rhythmic matter that's partially controlled por anger. Whenever she tries the moves Skipper teaches his team, she always feels like they are just not her.
One day, she felt like she wasn't taking control of what she feels like she should be doing and she had enough. She marched into the HQ and had an angry look on her face.
"Someone must've had a bowl of agrio, agria grapes today," Skipper said.
"ZIP IT, SKIPPY LOOPTY LOO!" Monique shouted.
"Have tu been working on those training moves like i told you?" Skipper asked.
Monique just punched a hole in the muro and caused a raised eyebrow from Skipper and a partially feared expression from Kowalski.
"Skipper, for the last time, those moves just aren't me. Every time I try them, i get back to my own fighting style and i barely recognize myself in the mirror. Can't I just use my own fighting moves?" Monique explained.
"Nah, they seem a little más of dance moves. Besides, they're más fit for your gender, anyway!" Skipper said, laughing at himself at the last part.
Monique marched up to Skipper and became very frustrated, since Skipper was pointing out that girls possibly can't fight and dancing won't help out with fighting.
"5, 6, 7, 8!!!" Monique shouted.
At that moment, she tap danced for a while and ended up using fancy footwork to knock Skipper down.
"Touche, but this doesn't mean anything!" Skipper dicho while getting up.
Kowalski took out his clipboard and wrote on it for a while.
"Might I make a suggestion of compromise?" Kowalski asked.
"C yourself out!" both Skipper and Monique exclaimed to the scientist.
"You tell your team to listen to their guts while tu tell me that I have to do what tu say! I am sick and tired of feeling like I'm being pressured into so many tasks I'm not even feeling alright with! Why is it that I can't listen to my gut as well?" Monique confronted.
"Alright, tu think you're so tough for a girl? tu and me, right here, right now, mano y mano, chico y penguino!" Skipper challenged.
"You can bet that I'll take tu down like a real soldier!" Monique shouted.
They ended up fighting for a while, then, por the time Monique was doing a fighting cat daddy, Skipper ended up being punched to the ground.
"I can't believe it! i was beaten por a dancing GIRL!!!" Skipper shouted in disbelief.
"Hey, I don't go twinkle toed just for entertainment, sucka!" Monique dicho while turning around and leaving.
Yep, Skipper and Monique only rarely see eye to eye, but he can bet on the fact that she can fight as well as a man.
posted by peacebaby7
The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded por humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will tu be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do tu feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do tu remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do tu mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, tu have me tu one-eyed freak. So what do tu want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift tu want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first año hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, estrella charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of el espacio stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean tu no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! mostrar yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. tu have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from tu it doesn't mean tu should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing pescado soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets siguiente to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. tu need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. tu can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know tu will take good care of our son o daughter. Why don't tu get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help tu during migration. That's about the only...
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posted by peacebaby7
*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, tu wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It dicho a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...
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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do tu see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And tu can be my friend! Oh! And tu can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! tu must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! tu TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! tu must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! tu ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't o anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are tu doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...
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Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that rosado, rosa play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh tu wanna dance, prom...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers tu can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly tu are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins besar Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have tu been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers tu can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly tu are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...
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posted by WaffleCrazed
Lame título is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a rayo, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minutos I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all año round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees o bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat tu up and nothing else." He said.
The potro, colt whinnied again...
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posted by CuteCuddly
*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried por Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere segundos before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just segundos ago.

We were...
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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: hola you!
Me: Oh no, not tu again.
Officer X: tu know, tu and your pingüino, pingüino de friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished tu off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, tu fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on tu like sweet and agrio, agria sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...
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posted by RockOnPenguin
It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very siguiente morning; followed shortly por Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski dicho as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...
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the siguiente mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did tu get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well tu know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are tu crazy there are wild animales out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...
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