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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's tu right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rata inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is más normal than chill life-

Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot más Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!


--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.


The Heist - Overkill.

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-later that day-

Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. rata sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. más than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds más British. And he is way más smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and tu think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info tu will be arrested in your local supermercado while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also tu are started to lack with money?
Joel - How tu knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.


"Plan : Damien sits on parte superior, arriba of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."


:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:

Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How tu know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.


:Safehouse:

Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast o something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what tu need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if tu steal right terminal and burn others I may borrar all the files about us. But first I have to make me a emparedado, sándwich de mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with tu *grabs shotgun*
Joel - tu don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!






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por any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
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T.B.C
posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did tu see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. tu sai-...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are tu doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a poni, pony named Trixie. Trixie was a mostrar off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic más than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any más of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some comida and some water. She walked to a small poni, pony village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some cupcakes shoutouts, so if tu haven't read Cupcakes, please do. comentarios will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement por the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie dicho she was sorry, her expression dicho a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the anterior installment, its based on creepypastas, más specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comentario and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a sofá she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little poni, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until tu all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies tu opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until tu all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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added by karinabrony
Ok. This is my first articulo based on my opinion. If tu want me to write another articulo on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in pregunta right now: Cloppers

Yes tu heard me cloppers. If tu don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little poni, pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If tu notice there is a clopper, why should that bother tu in anyway? It's...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: My Little Pony - La Magia de la Amistad
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done por Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No poni, pony can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a poni, pony named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,...
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Source: Original Owners
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Source: Equestria Daily
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Source: pegasister223
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Source: shu-jeantte
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