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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's tu right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rata inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is más normal than chill life-

Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot más Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!


--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.


The Heist - Overkill.

--

-later that day-

Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. rata sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. más than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds más British. And he is way más smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and tu think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info tu will be arrested in your local supermercado while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also tu are started to lack with money?
Joel - How tu knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.


"Plan : Damien sits on parte superior, arriba of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."


:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:

Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How tu know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.


:Safehouse:

Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast o something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what tu need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if tu steal right terminal and burn others I may borrar all the files about us. But first I have to make me a emparedado, sándwich de mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with tu *grabs shotgun*
Joel - tu don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!






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por any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
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T.B.C
posted by SomeoneButNoone
 SnowFlake
SnowFlake
In Equestria... One día is soo special... the 4 Ponies is chose to be a Warriors... Heros... Special Ponies who protect Equestria from evil Underground Ponies... the normal Ponies from small Cities can be true warriors? yes... here a story of 5 friends who wants to be a warriors...


ACT
I
THE NEW WARRIORS

Dan : blah blah blah... blahhhhhh....
Shadow : uhhhhhh
SnowFlake : *eating ice scream*
Celestia : DEAR PONIES!!!! THE NEW 4 WARRIORS IS : SNOWFLAKE, SHADOW, ORIONSTARDUST AND DAN!!!!!
Dan : I know I dont gonna b- WAIT WHAT!!!!
Luna : uhhh Dan Shadow SnowFlake and OrionDust gonna be heros
Shadow :...
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 Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
Sean's new Canterlot Firebolt
It was a busy time on the highway from Ponyville to Fillydelphia. Another truck carrying drugs was in a hurry. It had to go to Filly as fast as possible, 100 miles an hour.

Sean: *driving Firebolt*
Nikki: *driving Wrestler*
Daredevil: *driving Supra*
Rainbow Dash: *driving Pegasus*

All four upgraded their cars, and Sean's Firebolt was new. Courtesy of the Canterlot car company.

Sean: Alright. Let's see what this baby can do! *goes 110*
Nikki: I can go faster then you! *Goes 120*
Daredevil: I'll go faster then both of you! *goes 130*
Rainbow Dash: tu forgot about me *goes 140*
Sean: Ok. There's the...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So tu from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on tu guys.
Sean: I'll meet tu there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: tu always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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 "Are tu bucking joking?!"
"Are you bucking joking?!"
arco iris Dash woke up in the morning and flew down to Sweet manzana, apple Acres. aguardiente de manzana, applejack was already knocking down apples into a bucket. "Morning Rainbow" AJ dicho to her mare friend. "You get started on that side as she pointed with her hoof. "Got it" the Pegasus dicho excitedly. It didn't take long before arco iris Dash got tired, "AJ..." She yelled over to the other side. "Yeah Rainbow?" The farmer poni, pony asked. "I'm exhausted" Dash managed to shout. "Well...if tu can holler, then get back to it" manzana, apple dicho to her. ," are tu bucking joking?!" RD dicho as if surprised. "Yep, tu dicho tu wanted to help me". "Yeah but I didn't know this is how hard tu worked every day" aguardiente de manzana, applejack stopped and walked over to her mare friend looking like she was coming over to hit her. "We'll Rainbow! I thought tu wanted to help me?! If y'all don't, then get outta here!" Her country voice was starting to mostrar due to her anger. 
 "If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that arco iris Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do tu want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....
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Several minutos after beating up Diamond Tiara, aguardiente de manzana, applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that tu beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean tu can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minutos after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: tu two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. tu better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't tu use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting tu guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist poni, pony 4: *drives...
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 Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
Lightning Dust spriniting though woods
When Pin Tail shot the insane poni, pony in the segundo story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky dicho ,"I think we should mover towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the cocina on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them. 

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy poni, pony that escaped the battle. It only...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and arco iris Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't tu three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire pistolas at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One día she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a potro, colt hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are tu going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are tu jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a oro pocket watch and if tu looked closely, tu could...
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Hello everypony! Since tu people are so nice to me,I wanted to tell tu some things tu don't know about me!

1.)I amor going to school. I like school because I get to learn new things everyday. I also like seeing my friends. I don't like recess because it is crazy. I wish our recess can either be lectura o drawing.

2.)I want to be a brain surgeon when I grow up. I even have a book that I am studying and it is called Anotonomy 300°. I study it when I have time.

3.)I amor the 60's music! Here is a lista to prove it! They are my favorito! songs.

I Get Around The playa Boys***
I'm A Believer The Monkees*...
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As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a barco in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...
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posted by applejackrocks
The siguiente morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: tu promise not to tell?
AJ: cruzar, cruz my heart, hope to fly, stick a magdalena in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie campana was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
i walk over to the mirror in the room. i stare at it. i see a light gray poni, pony with brown hair in the mirror. i slowly mover my hand and discover that pony.....is me. i scream at the parte superior, arriba of my lounges. then a yellow poni, pony with rosado, rosa hair enters the room. she asks in a frantic but suprisingly soft tone " oh goodness are tu allright?" i respond as would anyone would and scream more. eventually she calms me down and explains who she is and everything. " so let me get this straight. tu found me in the middle of a forest passed out and im in a world of talking ponies?" she says " uhm yes..." i think to myself that im in my show. and that i should find twilight sparkle. the poni, pony introduces herself as fluttershy. shes a verry kind pony. she then brings me to town and introduces me to everypony. we all sit down and discuss what happened. we form a plan....
In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate tu guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: tu see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking té with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a poni, pony there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...
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It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....
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posted by xFluttershyx
"Okay, everypony", dicho Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance dicho that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", dicho Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", dicho Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", dicho Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...
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"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", dicho the princess.

"I'll find him", dicho arco iris Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", dicho Twilight.

"Fine", dicho arco iris as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The día and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a trono in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were seguro inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ dicho that it was too dangerous to stay at manzana, apple Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I dicho before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I dicho to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...
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