Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*
-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-
Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's tu right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rata inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.
-some time later-
Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*
-Well. I rather think that this is más normal than chill life-
Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot más Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!
--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.
The Heist - Overkill.
--
-later that day-
Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. rata sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. más than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds más British. And he is way más smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and tu think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info tu will be arrested in your local supermercado while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also tu are started to lack with money?
Joel - How tu knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.
"Plan : Damien sits on parte superior, arriba of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."
:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:
Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How tu know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.
:Safehouse:
Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast o something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what tu need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if tu steal right terminal and burn others I may borrar all the files about us. But first I have to make me a emparedado, sándwich de mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with tu *grabs shotgun*
Joel - tu don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!
---
por any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
---
T.B.C
-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-
Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's tu right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rata inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.
-some time later-
Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*
-Well. I rather think that this is más normal than chill life-
Joel - *takes auto shotgun and a mask*
SWAT - Put your hands up and leave the building!
Joel - *leaves* Hello Fuckers! *starts shooting them*
SWAT - Target confirmed fire!
Damien - *drives into SWAT* Yo get in *shoot más Police*
Joel - *jumps inside the car*
Damien - Let's gooo!
--
After long think how to continue I proudly present.
The Heist - Overkill.
--
-later that day-
Jake - Shit... We're fucking done man.
Damien - So if I'm right. rata sold us out to Police?
Jake - Thousand of Ponies working on CrimeNET are being arrested... Even... Steven brother Jimmy.
Joel - Steven had brother?
Jake - Twin. más than that they tricked us.
Damien - How?
Jake - Remember that one time he was mute? Yeah apparently his brother sounds más British. And he is way más smarter.
Joel - What we will do now.
Jake - I'm not good with tech shit but I think we still can hide.
Joel - How we do it.
Jake - Jimmy is Tech-God. He may help but first we have to get him out of prison. You're up?
Damien - Hell yeah!
Joel - Count me out. I have kids and-
Jake - Shut the fuck up and tu think I don't have better things to do? I do, but if those guys will keep our info tu will be arrested in your local supermercado while shopping with your family.
Joel - Shit...
Jake - Also tu are started to lack with money?
Joel - How tu knew!
Jake - *grabs him* I can see your bank account. You're not fully cutted off from me aye!? OK here is plan.
"Plan : Damien sits on parte superior, arriba of prison. Wait for Joel to cut off power. Then just break in take him up on rope and were done. Easy break in."
:Ponyville Low Alert Prison:
:00:00:
:Monday:
Joel - I'm ready. *opens box* What the... Wich to cut?
Jake - Black on left
Joel - AYE. When you're ready.
Damien - *cutted glass and almost cutted myself...
Joel - Idiot.
Damien - Rude. OK ready.
Joel - *cuts wire*
Damien - *goes down*
Guard - What the hell is going on!
Damien - *use Replica of cell key and flashes inside*
??? - What the fok?
Damien - That's him.
Jake - How tu know.
Damien - He smell British
Jimmy - Racist wanker. What is happening here!?
Damien - Break out. *grabs him and tie him to rope* Up we go.
:Safehouse:
Jake - *takes bag off Jimmy head*
Jimmy - What the fok is ha- aaa... Skull Gang... Well shit just kill me fast o something.
Damien - Chill dude. We don't want to kill you.
Joel - Just help us out.
Jimmy - Bloody Hell. With?
Jake - I know your brother died because of us but.
Jimmy - Oh shut up mate, he died because he is dumb. So what tu need help with for fuck sake.
Jake - How to clean our names.
Jimmy - Hahaha... Well then *walks up to Computer* let me see. So SWAT and Special Ops are going with action but info is in... Canterlot FBI.
Joel - FBI? What?
Jimmy - Oi don't act dumb aye? It's obvious the servers would be there.
Jake - Can we steal them?
Jimmy - Too many.
Jake - Destroy?
Jimmy - They have info in cloud.
Jake - Anything?
Jimmy - Well if tu steal right terminal and burn others I may borrar all the files about us. But first I have to make me a emparedado, sándwich de mate.
Jake - OK let's go.
Jimmy - Oi I'm going with tu *grabs shotgun*
Joel - tu don't have a mask...
Jimmy - *wears old burned Steven Skull mask* ITS HEIST TIME WANKERS!
---
por any mean I do not want to offend any British people as I respect them. Not really lol.
---
T.B.C
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are tu doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from poni, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the poni, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are tu doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from poni, pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the poni, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
The cops from pony mov
Eris's Eyes
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are tu alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of tu doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! tu know what I wish tu all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the castillo and to the mountains.
"Oh god" I thought. "Moon Dust sure is weird." "Eris are tu alright!" Luna gasped. She ran down the hallway to Eris. "Your mother has been looking for you!" She exclaimed. "The other fillies were messing with her again." Moon Dust quickly said.
"What!" Celestia walked into the hallway. Moon Dust quickly bowed down. "Hello Princess" Moon Dust said. "Get up Moon Dust I'm sick of tu doing that your my sister's apprentice your practically royal" She stood up "This has to end" "But, Mom I'm so sick of being babied! tu know what I wish tu all would let me deal with my problems!" I ran out of the hallway out of the castillo and to the mountains.
"Luna, I don't feel good, at all I need to go to our room." Celestia gasped. "Tia I'm coming with you" Luna replied. Luna helped Celestia up to their room. Celestia felt something stir inside her. "Help me into my bed!" Celestia shouted.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna dicho with tears. "How could tu have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not tu o Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
Luna helped her into the blankets. "Celestia! You're Pregnant! You're having a filly!" Luna gasped. "Or a colt" Celestia answered. For about a couple hours Luna stayed at her side till it about 8:00pm. The filly was born. "She's beautiful" Celestia said. Luna looked at her and noticed something. "She's Discord's she looks exactly like she's a draconacus." Luna dicho with tears. "How could tu have a filly with Discord!" Luna sobbed. Celestia drew Luna close. "I made a mistake, but it's not tu o Eris's fault" she answered.
"You called her Eris?" Luna sniffled. "Princess Eris Luna after my little sister." Celestia replied. Luna and Celestia both cried tears of joy for the new princess.
