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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.

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Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until tu make him believe that tu amor him.

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People are blind in love,insightful in marriage.

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Marriage taught me to respect my mistake(s).

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There is a type of husbands who is gentle,polite and tender to all women,all except one...

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Never regret doubting your wife,she doubts tu even more.

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When a man kidnaps your wife,leave her to him,it's the worst punishment.

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A woman's greatest strength is her weakness,and she knows how to use it to her favor.

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Legal Prostitution:Is when a woman marries a man she doesn't love.

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If a man and a woman marry without love,they'll amor without marriage.

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If I marry the man I love,I will no longer speak the words:My heart...My soul...My life,I gave them up when he paid the price.

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The darkest hours of man is when he enslaved the woman.

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A man's greatest lies is put in every constitution:Men and Women are Equal.

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The number of women killed por sorrow,is más than the number of men killed por war

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A woman despises the man that loves her,unless she loves him,too.

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I know very well the bitterness of the sweetness a man that I don't amor present me with.

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Love:Conquer
Marriage:Invasion

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I am ready to swim through the seven seas with you,but only if those seas don't contain water.

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Believe me:All women are liars...And men,too.


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My friends:There are no friends in this world

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Where do tu put your perfume?
Everywhere I want my man to kiss.

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Hate me...despise me...kill me,but don't...pity me.
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We woke up to a smiling figure.Ariana.We ran,Maybelle had the rock in her pocket.The sky was now purple.We finally got a break at the hut."Guys.I think.I know.What to do.See that.Corner?We.Need to.Go over to.It.And Ariana will.Be.Running in a.Circle."Maybelle said,taking a breath each time.
"But what if-"Henry barley finished.
"No what ifs.Cause we don't know what would happen."Sarah said.Not taking any breaths.
"Okay.So when?"Alicia asked.
"On the count of-NOW!"Maybelle said.They ran like a oso, oso de was chasing them.They ran to the corner of a giant rock.Ariana found them.Pacing,Maybelle dicho to stay...
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Relationships! We all need a good laugh now and again! ; )

Behind every clever man, is a scientist running tests.

Behind every great woman is a man checking her out.

I don't want to sound sexist here, but I do think men make better Santa's. Men have bigger bellies, men are used to sitting long periods of time and men have lots of experience making promises they have no intention of keeping.
- arrendajo, jay Leno.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood.

Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken...
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