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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.

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Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until tu make him believe that tu amor him.

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People are blind in love,insightful in marriage.

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Marriage taught me to respect my mistake(s).

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There is a type of husbands who is gentle,polite and tender to all women,all except one...

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Never regret doubting your wife,she doubts tu even more.

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When a man kidnaps your wife,leave her to him,it's the worst punishment.

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A woman's greatest strength is her weakness,and she knows how to use it to her favor.

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Legal Prostitution:Is when a woman marries a man she doesn't love.

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If a man and a woman marry without love,they'll amor without marriage.

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If I marry the man I love,I will no longer speak the words:My heart...My soul...My life,I gave them up when he paid the price.

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The darkest hours of man is when he enslaved the woman.

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A man's greatest lies is put in every constitution:Men and Women are Equal.

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The number of women killed por sorrow,is más than the number of men killed por war

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A woman despises the man that loves her,unless she loves him,too.

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I know very well the bitterness of the sweetness a man that I don't amor present me with.

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Love:Conquer
Marriage:Invasion

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I am ready to swim through the seven seas with you,but only if those seas don't contain water.

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Believe me:All women are liars...And men,too.


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My friends:There are no friends in this world

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Where do tu put your perfume?
Everywhere I want my man to kiss.

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Hate me...despise me...kill me,but don't...pity me.
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Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, o will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of tu out there's trying to be the parte superior, arriba of the class o parte superior, arriba of your sports team o getting the attention of someone o trying to make your parents proud o something. And I'm pretty sure once o twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away o draw blood o run away o something of that...
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posted by karpach_13
Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your asiento on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if tu don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget tu find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while tu still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when tu see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....
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posted by cute20k
Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed por my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutos looking at the naranja jugo, jugo de box because it dicho "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left gofres on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...
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I seriously don't frickin know xD
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