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Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.

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Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until tu make him believe that tu amor him.

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People are blind in love,insightful in marriage.

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Marriage taught me to respect my mistake(s).

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There is a type of husbands who is gentle,polite and tender to all women,all except one...

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Never regret doubting your wife,she doubts tu even more.

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When a man kidnaps your wife,leave her to him,it's the worst punishment.

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A woman's greatest strength is her weakness,and she knows how to use it to her favor.

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Legal Prostitution:Is when a woman marries a man she doesn't love.

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If a man and a woman marry without love,they'll amor without marriage.

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If I marry the man I love,I will no longer speak the words:My heart...My soul...My life,I gave them up when he paid the price.

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The darkest hours of man is when he enslaved the woman.

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A man's greatest lies is put in every constitution:Men and Women are Equal.

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The number of women killed por sorrow,is más than the number of men killed por war

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A woman despises the man that loves her,unless she loves him,too.

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I know very well the bitterness of the sweetness a man that I don't amor present me with.

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Love:Conquer
Marriage:Invasion

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I am ready to swim through the seven seas with you,but only if those seas don't contain water.

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Believe me:All women are liars...And men,too.


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My friends:There are no friends in this world

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Where do tu put your perfume?
Everywhere I want my man to kiss.

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Hate me...despise me...kill me,but don't...pity me.
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1.    It’s hard to be discouraged when every path we explore leads nowhere. #

2.    Love is like a perfume. tu can’t pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself.

3.    Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #

4.    Live each día like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

5.    Follow your passion and success will follow you.

6.    Where there’s life, there’s hope. #

7.    In...
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posted by SeeUV3
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Phil
Phan – fiction : hola this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn tu if tu do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if tu want más chapters of it I will gladly make one más (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly o severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn día in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would mover from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...
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How do tu know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the garaje door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...
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1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.


3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the año 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a muro caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for tu – your parents were wrong.


6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced por hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here are some pretty amazing facts that tu probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animales capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could tu add?
This is my lista of cine from best to worst. Please take notice that this articulo is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like o dislike any of the cine that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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posted by karpach_13
JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of naranja jugo, jugo de on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. mover "Caution: Wet...
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posted by karpach_13
Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that tu have to go to the bathroom. Wait a minuto o so and tell everyone that tu feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if tu are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....
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posted by awesomebrowny
There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One día brother Billy saw sister Lily's gofres just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who estola brother Joe's gofres the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's gofres and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the gofres he closed the door and dicho "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...
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