Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.
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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.
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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.
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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .
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Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.
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Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.
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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.
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A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until tu make him believe that tu amor him.
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People are blind in love,insightful in marriage.
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Marriage taught me to respect my mistake(s).
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There is a type of husbands who is gentle,polite and tender to all women,all except one...
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Never regret doubting your wife,she doubts tu even more.
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When a man kidnaps your wife,leave her to him,it's the worst punishment.
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A woman's greatest strength is her weakness,and she knows how to use it to her favor.
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Legal Prostitution:Is when a woman marries a man she doesn't love.
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If a man and a woman marry without love,they'll amor without marriage.
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If I marry the man I love,I will no longer speak the words:My heart...My soul...My life,I gave them up when he paid the price.
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The darkest hours of man is when he enslaved the woman.
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A man's greatest lies is put in every constitution:Men and Women are Equal.
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The number of women killed por sorrow,is más than the number of men killed por war
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A woman despises the man that loves her,unless she loves him,too.
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I know very well the bitterness of the sweetness a man that I don't amor present me with.
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Love:Conquer
Marriage:Invasion
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I am ready to swim through the seven seas with you,but only if those seas don't contain water.
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Believe me:All women are liars...And men,too.
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My friends:There are no friends in this world
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Where do tu put your perfume?
Everywhere I want my man to kiss.
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Hate me...despise me...kill me,but don't...pity me.
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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.
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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.
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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .
*****
Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.
*****
Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.
*****
The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.
*****
A Woman doesn't marry for love,her first rule is:Never marry the millionaire until tu make him believe that tu amor him.
*****
People are blind in love,insightful in marriage.
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Marriage taught me to respect my mistake(s).
*****
There is a type of husbands who is gentle,polite and tender to all women,all except one...
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Never regret doubting your wife,she doubts tu even more.
*****
When a man kidnaps your wife,leave her to him,it's the worst punishment.
*****
A woman's greatest strength is her weakness,and she knows how to use it to her favor.
*****
Legal Prostitution:Is when a woman marries a man she doesn't love.
*****
If a man and a woman marry without love,they'll amor without marriage.
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If I marry the man I love,I will no longer speak the words:My heart...My soul...My life,I gave them up when he paid the price.
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The darkest hours of man is when he enslaved the woman.
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A man's greatest lies is put in every constitution:Men and Women are Equal.
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The number of women killed por sorrow,is más than the number of men killed por war
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A woman despises the man that loves her,unless she loves him,too.
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I know very well the bitterness of the sweetness a man that I don't amor present me with.
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Love:Conquer
Marriage:Invasion
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I am ready to swim through the seven seas with you,but only if those seas don't contain water.
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Believe me:All women are liars...And men,too.
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My friends:There are no friends in this world
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Where do tu put your perfume?
Everywhere I want my man to kiss.
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Hate me...despise me...kill me,but don't...pity me.
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your maletín o purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person siguiente to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
2.Crack open your maletín o purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person siguiente to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
