how lewd

So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either calle Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, calle Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was más refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that...

Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. o a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the halloween season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I amor The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.



Not even...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: taco Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, taco Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, hola Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

Nate: (Drives car down calle in city)
Emma: So, do tu know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. tu know, with comida and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting tu choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the capucha, campana of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down calle with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would tu like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...

As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as más and más of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the más reciente sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motocicletas on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle siguiente to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

japón makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. tu play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as tu look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if tu look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a título so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if tu don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent colina 2 and why it’s my favorito! horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, o even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, perra
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will tu stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first articulo of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where tu play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and tu have a choice to be good o evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this articulo contains spoilers)

Boss: avispa Queen
The avispa queen is the...

So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, o Fable: The lost Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, o Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The lost Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need heroes to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...

#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. tu invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. tu 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how tu found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a año o two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought tu were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and animación allows people to do things that tu couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to amor animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still amor the animación of caricaturas and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with tu all animación styles por creators that I amor the most. Some tu may like, and some I may get tu to like. So, let’s start with the...

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed por the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a año after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss o even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...